Houston Texans @ Carolina Panthers. Noon. CBS. 9/20. **Official Game Day Thread**

[False Start]

Watt and Clowney double teamed.. so no one else can get back there?

Remember, those two and Vince are all we have on defense according to some people....

 

[PapaL]

This is just pitiful.

Pitiful would be an upgrade over the product on the field.

 

[cstyle42]

We just look stupid out there. Tired of this trash team nothing but emptiness out there.

 

[OzzO]

Can JJ lend Washington the juggs machine this week?

 

[Big Lou]

Nice hold on the return, wtf.

 

[OzzO]

PDS ‏@PatDStat
Fiedorowicz pointing to the inside of his left knee. #Texans

 

[brg88tx]

do we have a special teams coach? if so he needs to be fired immediately.

 

[speedfreek]

Our receivers cannot catch. We could not wait to get Dre out of here, and we replaced him
with two guys that have Crisco hands.

This team looks more like a 2-14 team than the one in 2013

One more score and we might be out of this in the first half -- just like last week.

We have a 3rd game in a row like this, and I am officially on the BoB is crap
bandwagon.

 

[False Start]

Now I'm getting pissed! Cant catch a damn cold today!

Even though it would have been negated, but still.

On the hands to face penalty, now that guy knows how JJ feels on EVERY play!

 

[Mr teX]

Carolina is on to Mallet..they saw the Cleveland game...and they know he's a .he's a check down Charlie...they are in press man and are taking away all that underneath stuff trying to force him to throw it deeper...where so far he's shown himself to be inaccurate

 

[Mr. Texan]

this team is straight garbage juice.

not the trash, but the juice at the bottom of the bag

 

[FuzzyLogic]

do we have a special teams coach? if so he needs to be fired immediately.

Do we have any coaches would be more correct.

 

[TheMatrix31]

Braves/Phillies looking more appealing now.

 

[silvrhand]

jonathon joseph looks horrible.. I'm beginning to think we should have played these guys in preseason..

 

[amazing80]

We are pathetic.

 

[WolverineFan]

Is this QB play, play calling or both?

Both. Play calling leaves a lot to be desired, WR's can't catch, and Mallett is indecisive and not reading the field.

 

[TheIronDuke]

Just pathetic. This team might beat JAX once but I'm confident in my bet I made with a coworker that we aren't winning more than 5 games.

 

[False Start]

Here we go again with the "play 5-10 yards off the receivers."

 

[corytx8]

Our Defense is tired....

 

[paycheck71]

Finally!!! Do something with it, offense!

 

[Section516]

Texans life. Intercept, Fumble...Recover?

 

[hradhak]

Good interception. Need a spark here

 

[OzzO]

holy crap, a turnover!

 

[False Start]

 

[FuzzyLogic]

Finally!!! Do something with it, offense!

I am slightly afraid of what they may do with it.

 

[PapaL]

A turnover! About f'ing time.

 

[Mr. Texan]

doesn't matter because the offense won't do anything with it

 

[speedfreek]

ha ha ha, OMG keystone cops. Love the INT, but fumbling after bringing the ball out of the endzone
just about made be blow snot bubbles with laughter, thank God someone else was there to cover it..

 

[Thorn]

Boring, boring, boring. The Houston Borings, first in the nation at sleep inducement, are at it again. Being boring.

 

[Mollywhopper]

Carolina is on to Mallet..they saw the Cleveland game...and they know he's a .he's a check down Charlie...they are in press man and are taking away all that underneath stuff trying to force him to throw it deeper...

Except for the near handful of times the receivers have had handfuls of ball bounce away from them, right?

 

[Big Lou]

Neutral zone

 

[stonewhite]

Lol I knew he was going to fumble it after the int

 

[TheMatrix31]

Boring, boring, boring. The Houston Borings, first in the nation at sleep inducement, are at it again. Being boring.

At least we have a real coach and real direction now.

 

[PapaL]

First Down. Woooo, Progress!

 

[OzzO]

Seth Payne ‏@PayneNFL
This half of football brought to you by Stickum.

 

[DBCooper]

Crick as OL?

Wow

 

[brg88tx]

our offensive line sucks, cau

Lol I knew he was going to fumble it after the int

i did too. i was yelling "protect the damn ball" at the top of my lungs.

 

[OzzO]

Browns on a roll 20-0 pending extra point

Tits punt for 52 yards. Travis Benjamin return for 78 yards to TEN 0 for a TOUCHDOWN.

 

[False Start]

Now, lets actually do something with this possession, instead of throwing to "Turf" He never does anything with the ball!

 

[Mr teX]

Honestly we're fortunate to still be in this game the way the team has played

 

[htowntexans1985]

We have ZERO run game. Who thinks Hoyer starts after halftime?

 

[FuzzyLogic]

Taking wagers on Hoyer in the second half?

 

[bah007]

Mallett is gonna get somebody killed. His ball placement is all over the place.

 

[stonewhite]

Rofl hoyer

 

[OzzO]

We have ZERO run game. Who thinks Hoyer starts after halftime?

I REALLY hope not

 

[bah007]

Grimes has 6 catches for 40 yards.

Our entire WR group has 4 for 15.

 

[PapaL]

Our D is going to be well rested after all these TOs.

 

[False Start]

See, "Turf" just sucks, plain and simple.

 

[Mr. Texan]

hahahah what a pathetic team

 

[WolverineFan]

Mallett is gonna get somebody killed. His ball placement is all over the place.

Every pass is either a check down and thrown high or an intermediate pass that bounces to the WR. He is way off right now. A lot of these passes aren't even close.