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I understand your trepidation over this selection. We don't have to recount the previous horrors that were the Texans TE picks since Owen Daniels left. But, I've got good news. Our long wait is over. Finally, a Houston Texans TE draft pick we can believe in! Look at the facts.
Both Daniels and Stover played in the Big 10.
Both Cade and Owen have 4 letter names. With two vowels and two consonants each.
Cade's college number was 8. Owen Daniels college number was 11. Transpose the 8 over the first 1 in 11 and you get 81. Owen Daniels number with the Texans.
Transpose 8 over the second 1 in 11 and you get 18. The number of years between the drafting of Daniels and Stover.
Add 81 + 8 + 11. It's 100, of course. Divide that 100 by 10 (the name of their college conference) and you get 10. A perfect score.
Everything lines up. The facts and numbers are undeniable. Cade Stover is the Chosen TE.
This post is E.P.I.C.!
Well done sir!