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Houston Texans @ Atlanta Falcons. 10/4. Noon. CBS. **Official Dirty South Gameday Thread**

Now I don't feel bad about forgetting the game was on today. I got a hotel room and was surprised it was on in Amarillo, then see they were down 35.
 
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No matter what you think of Mallet and the way he's played, it would be a bad move not to let him play out the year, and to bring in Hoyer again.

Yeah I agree. WOuld have been great if Savage were healthy. Would have loved to give him several games this season.
 
I wonder what the Myan Rallet Brigade will hold onto this week? What excuses can we come up with to support our franchise Qb?
You're such a dumb **** no one is a valid as our franchise quarterback no one simply said he needs more time to see what he is.
 
Better things to do beside watch this horrible team on Sundays:

Nap
Spend time with the family
Read
Yard/housework
Learn a new skill or hobby
Something religious

See the Texans don't suck on purpose. They're trying to get us Houston fans to be more productive. Thank you Texans franchise.
 
I almost feel bad for you guys, but it's usually Atlanta that is on the receiving end of a blowout game like this so he heck with it I'm going to enjoy it while it lasts. Can't remember when it's been this much fun to watch the Falcons play.
 
Well folks, time to warm up the vaporizer and do something interesting. Maybe pretend I watching the Three Stooges and keep the game on.
 
Jewel Shuping had a psychologist pour drain cleaner in her eyes to blind her, the reason she gave was she couldn't stand to watch the texans pathetic play. Can I get that psychologists number?
 
The Texans organization deserve this. They have pretty much ignored offense and thought they'd just gut it out and now this year the offense is flat out losing games.
 
I underestimated how bad this team was. I mean, I knew we were bad but I didn't know we were barely a functional team.
 
Better things to do beside watch this horrible team on Sundays:

Nap
Spend time with the family
Read
Yard/housework
Learn a new skill or hobby
Something religious

See the Texans don't suck on purpose. They're trying to get us Houston fans to be more productive. Thank you Texans franchise.
None of things give YOU as much pleasure as watching us lose. If they did you wouldn't be here pounding your hairless girly chest.
 
Am I happy wasting a day off watching this toiletbowl trashheap?

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I cut Mallett tomorrow morning. I start Hoyer in my loss to Indy on Thursday and run him out there until I can't stand to see his sorry worthless ass for another minute. Then I play whatever scrub I signed to replace Mallett until the end of the year. Literally 10 minutes after the last game ends I fire a long list of people.

Start over next year with a new GM, a new HC, and a new staff drafting a new QB

Honestly I like your idea better than mine.
 
When OB told Mallett and Hoyer to both practice like they were going to play every week I didn't think he was being literal. What a mess we have at QB.
 
Well, the Astros are a respectable team and the Rockets are a legit contender this year. I've officially given up on this team for the year.
 
Hoyer the Destroyer going to take this team to another Texans 1st round pick.

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