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Hello (Season Opener Prediction Thread)

this is a lot of talk from a team that hasn't sniffed the playoffs in a long time.

Well, you did sniff them last year, but then the Steelers backups knocked you out of the playoff race.
 
David Car in the preseaon:

1 TD, 4 INT's Qb Rating of 23.3


I know its only preseason, but that is just being careless with the football.

If you are careless with the football against the Bills D, in Buffalo we WILL TAKE IT from you.

It was Carrs, now it is TKO's


BTW: Nate is a really good dancer.
 
Youngstown Colt said:
this is a lot of talk from a team that hasn't sniffed the playoffs in a long time.

Well, you did sniff them last year, but then the Steelers backups knocked you out of the playoff race.
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Hey good job beating the Pats the past two? three? years.
 
You will see alot of very safe passes from Losman, who you will try to Blitz because of his inexperiance.... This blitzing will be your downfall at the hands of Willis McGahee.....
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what makes you think that. All the Texans have to do is take the ball out of McGahee's hands by puting eight in the box. Then we get to :tv: JP throw Int after Int to Pbuch and Drob. :drool:
I cant wait should be a good game
 
What happened the last time we came to Buffalo. You had a good defense, our offense was not as good then, your offense is about the same. I believe we won that game. You have good reason to think you will win the home opener, but 31-10. Give me a break! Your defense will have to score some points to post a score like that and i don't see it happening. Time will tell.
 
Bottle-O-Bud said:
Football is on man!!!!!! I love it......

Run Mr. Losman!! RUN!!! Babin and Peek will absolutely decimate this little PUNK!

:tv: :tv:
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Babin and Peek are a joke, I have seen them play twice in person this preseason. They need to get alot better before they can even be in the same sentence with Spikes and Fletcher.
 
Bubbajwp said:
what makes you think that. All the Texans have to do is take the ball out of McGahee's hands by puting eight in the box. Then we get to :tv: JP throw Int after Int to Pbuch and Drob. :drool:
I cant wait should be a good game
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It will no doubt be a good game but some of these people on the board are making it sound like you have already won. We have the second best Defense, and the number one ST's, and a top five runner. I dont see it as being won at all.
 
gr8slayer said:
Hey good job beating the Pats the past two? three? years.
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Knowing whats coming next, I'll say this anyways.


He buddy, nice Superbowl record ya got there. How many more titles do y'all have verses the Texans?
 
Hoth-Boy said:
Knowing whats coming next, I'll say this anyways.


He buddy, nice Superbowl record ya got there. How many more titles do y'all have verses the Texans?
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Haha, I thought I'd leave that one to you guys.
 
Bubbajwp said:
what makes you think that. All the Texans have to do is take the ball out of McGahee's hands by puting eight in the box. Then we get to :tv: JP throw Int after Int to Pbuch and Drob. :drool:
I cant wait should be a good game
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McGahee had 8 in the box all year last season.....

Losman hasn't thrown an INT the whole preseason thus far.

JP is carefull

David is careless.

Besides, think about this rationally:

QB: Texans (b/c of experiance only, Carr is a hack)
RB: Bills
FB: Bills
OL: Bills
WR: Bills (Andre is the best, our unit is better than yours)
TE: wash

DL: Bills
LB: Bills
DB: Bills
ST: Bills

refute any of that. I dare you
 
Hoth-Boy said:
Knowing whats coming next, I'll say this anyways.


He buddy, nice Superbowl record ya got there. How many more titles do y'all have verses the Texans?
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You mean the Texans/Oilers. At least we got to the SB.
 
gr8slayer said:
No, you lost to them in the regular season too.
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Sometimes I forget there is a regular season.

But that's where the Bills seem to live these days, so obviously regular season successes and failures are pretty important to you.

Just remember, you're allowed to play in the playoffs, it's just that sometimes teams put their second stringers in your way.
 
profan said:
What happened the last time we came to Buffalo. You had a good defense, our offense was not as good then, your offense is about the same. I believe we won that game. You have good reason to think you will win the home opener, but 31-10. Give me a break! Your defense will have to score some points to post a score like that and i don't see it happening. Time will tell.
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Our defense scored tons of points last year.
 
Last time I checked, neither team has won one. I don't hear any other temas talking bout getting to Superbowls and not winning them, will except teh Bill's fans. Is finishing second really that satisfying?
 
Youngstown Colt said:
Sometimes I forget there is a regular season.

But that's where the Bills seem to live these days, so obviously regular season successes and failures are pretty important to you.

Just remember, you're allowed to play in the playoffs, it's just that sometimes teams put their second stringers in your way.
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You wouldnt last a second in a real division like the AFCE. Thankfully for you, there is no competition in that sorry division.
 
Hoth-Boy said:
Last time I checked, neither team has won one. I don't hear any other temas talking bout getting to Superbowls and not winning them, will except teh Bill's fans. Is finishing second really that satisfying?
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Wow, the educational system there in Keller not too good huh?
 
Wow! Who'd a thunk it! 2 more buffalo turds have floated into the Texans message boards? Thanks for contributing as much as EvansFan guys! Hail to WillisXPress and gr8slayer!

Good luck on 9/11 and may neither team suffer any injuries.
 
WillisXPress said:
...The fact is the Houston Texans have, quite possibly, the weakest O-Line in the NFL. Our defense is a uncontrolable, destructive machine and young Mr Carr, and Mr Davis don't stand a chance.

....Our offense has questions, but your D is a perfect game for Losman to get his feet wet. ....
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So, basically - you're offense and defense is awesome in comparison to our defense and offense which is pathetic. Can someone get Capers on the phone and just let him know we should forfeit the first game... the Bills are just too powerful. :rolleyes:

If you are careless with the football against the Bills D, in Buffalo we WILL TAKE IT from you.
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Doesn't that apply to any game played by two opposing teams?

Regardless, good predictions. I see one more INT and a few less yards for McGahee as we can hold the run pretty well it seems this season... yeah, with a few scampers that make one say WTF.

I think we'll match pretty well as long as Carr can stop locking his target right out the gate. I'm looking for a close game, not the blowout you're expecting.
 
Exascor said:
Wow! Who'd a thunk it! 2 more buffalo turds have floated into the Texans message boards? Thanks for contributing as much as EvansFan guys! Hail to WillisXPress and gr8slayer!

Good luck on 9/11 and may neither team suffer any injuries.
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Hey, Ive been a member here for a while!
 
gr8slayer said:
Wow, the educational system there in Keller not too good huh?
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Trying to avoid actually countering his argument? Guess the Bills fans have a propensity for not quite having enough to finish too.
 
Listen guys, I don't really dislike your team...

i think davis is very talented, and andre johnson will be a top 5 WR in the league eventually...

But this particular matchup is perfect for the Bills...

Agressive, dominating defense against a very pourous O-Line....

Sorry, Bills in a landslide.
 
A4toZ said:
So, basically - you're offense and defense is awesome in comparison to our defense and offense which is pathetic. Can someone get Capers on the phone and just let him know we should forfeit the first game... the Bills are just too powerful. :rolleyes:



Doesn't that apply to any game played by two opposing teams?

Regardless, good predictions. I see one more INT and a few less yards for McGahee as we can hold the run pretty well it seems this season... yeah, with a few scampers that make one say WTF.

I think we'll match pretty well as long as Carr can stop locking his target right out the gate. I'm looking for a close game, not the blowout you're expecting.
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I might agree with you all on all counts had I not seen the Texans play live twice this preseason. There is no intensity on the team and Carr is the most pathetic excuse of a first pick over all Ive seen in quite sometime. Now is that because the OL is just that bad or is he just that bad?
 
gr8slayer said:
Wow, the educational system there in Keller not too good huh?
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No it's pretty good, but unlike you I don't type message baord posts for a living; leading to the crappy nature of my touch-type. But one day, maybe if I work hard enough, I can lose my job, lurk in amessage baord for a living and type real pretty, like you.

Oh, and another thing. Are you running out of smack that you have to pick on people's typing skills?
 
Hoth-Boy said:
No it's pretty good, but unlike you I don't type message baord posts for a living; leading to the crappy nature of my touch-type. But one day, maybe if I work hard enough, I can lose my job, lurk in amessage baord for a living and type real pretty, like you.

Oh, and another thing. Are you running out of smack that you have to pick on people's typing skills?
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Living on a message board? I have 28 posts you have over 600. Get a life.

There is no smack to talk.

Us = Number two Defense, number one ST's, third best TO ratio, top five scoring Defense, top five RB.

Texans = None of the above.
 
gr8slayer said:
Wow, the educational system there in Keller not too good huh?
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Sad that you had to resort to nitpicking but since you did: Buffalo's finest EvansFan has completely impressed us with his knowledge of the English language. Must make Buffalo proud! (I don't care if you live in Dallas either) Evans Fan's Finest work!
 
For the record, since we will most likely be banned soon. If you all wish to continue this and give your opinions on the Bills feel free to visit www.BuffaloRange.com. We welcome you.

Ok back to smack talk
 
gr8slayer said:
Living on a message board? I have 28 posts you have over 600. Get a life.
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Yes, but this the message board of my team. You know, the one I'ma fan of, the one in Houston.

But I'm still curious, is finishing second that satisfying? Cause the Bills are the only team I know of that brags about just reaching the Superbowl.
 
Hoth-Boy said:
Yes, but this the message board of my team. You know, the one I'ma fan of, the one in Houston.

But I'm still curious, is finishing second that satisfying? Cause the Bills are the only team I know of that brags about just reaching the Superbowl.
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Better than finishing dead last. But you all are getting used to that too arent you.
 
gr8slayer said:
I might agree with you all on all counts had I not seen the Texans play live twice this preseason. There is no intensity on the team and Carr is the most pathetic excuse of a first pick over all Ive seen in quite sometime. Now is that because the OL is just that bad or is he just that bad?
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May have picked the two worse games to view of the Texans as in the other two our first team was able to drive it down the field. Agree, these last two didn't see the intensity either.... but maybe intensity is confused with focus? Regardless, agree.

Carr is the most pathetic 1st pick? Guess you gotta start from that draft to now, but right off the bat - I don't recall Carr whining to get his way and go to a different team (re: Eli).

I think it's due to getting tagged numerous times in the first 3 years and not knowing what to expect with blocking. Also, throw in quicker releases and timed routes this go around... I think it's an offense effort that is not comfortable with what it has.
 
A4toZ said:
May have picked the two worse games to view of the Texans as in the other two our first team was able to drive it down the field. Agree, these last two didn't see the intensity either.... but maybe intensity is confused with focus? Regardless, agree.

Carr is the most pathetic 1st pick? Guess you gotta start from that draft to now, but right off the bat - I don't recall Carr whining to get his way and go to a different team (re: Eli).

I think it's due to getting tagged numerous times in the first 3 years and not knowing what to expect with blocking. Also, throw in quicker releases and timed routes this go around... I think it's an offense effort that is not comfortable with what it has.
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As a person I think Carr has been a good sport about his situation in Houston much like Bledsoe was with us for the last four years. But being a good sport (unlike Eli) doesnt matter if you arent producing on the field. Now I agree that it might not be all his fault. The OL is simply pathetic. But what has the front office done to help him out? They draft Travis Johnson instead of drafting an OL. Makes no sense to me.
 
TEXANS84 said:
You have 10 fingers? Last time I counted I have 8 fingers and two thumbs.

Thanks for shoring up your intelligence....good bye.
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Do you know what you're doing?

You're changing the subject. You know all of what I say is true. You know that its gonna be a long year in Houston.

I understand, its scary.

but I have one ??? for you.....

WHATCHA GONNA DO, BROTHER, WHEN TKO, NATENATE, AND THE LAWYER RUN WILD ON YOU!!!!!!!!!
 
gr8slayer said:
Better than finishing dead last. But you all are getting used to that too arent you.
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Wow, imagine that an expanssion team finishing last in one of the AFCs tougher divisions. But if I'm not mistaken, and I'm not, the Texans finished very much in the same spot as the Bills did, in terms of within the division.

So you enjoyed being the first loser? Damn thats a pretty crappy standard to base your life on.
 
WillisXPress said:
refute any of that. I dare you
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How many times has Loser Man been sacked in the Preseason??? 4

Your O-Line ain't so great after all huh?

How many funbles has your starting running back lost? In fact he's the only back on your team to lose a fumble in the preseason althought they have all had at least one fumble.

your longest punt or kick return of the preseason???? not even close!!!
Longest punt return allowed... almost 60 yards compared to our longest of 30. some special teams huh???


I don't know where you get all this greatness from. but on average your defense as allowed just as much yardages as ours and hasn't produced any more turnovers.

so how's that for refuting your lame claims. The Texans will settle this on the field.




Go Texans!
:texans:
 
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Hoth-Boy said:
Wow, imagine that an expanssion team finishing last in one of the AFCs tougher divisions. But if I'm not mistaken, and I'm not, the Texans finished very much in the same spot as the Bills did, in terms of within the division.

So you enjoyed being the first loser? Damn thats a pretty crappy standard to base your life on.
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There is no excuse for sucking *** no matter if you are new or old. You have had five years and still done nothing. The Panthers and Jags didnt take five years to make something of themselves. Stop making excuses fool, you suck plain and simple. Untill you do something you have no room to talk.
 
William.carter said:
How many times has Loser Man been sacked in the Preseason??? 4

Your O-Line ain't so great after all huh?

How many funbles has your starting running back lost? In fact he's the only back on your team to lose a fumble in the preseason althought they have all had at least one fumble.

your longest punt or kick return of the preseason???? not even close!!!
Longest punt return allowed... almost 60 yards compared to our longest of 30. some special teams huh???


I don't know where you get all this greatness from. but on average your defense as allowed just as much yardages as ours and hasn't produced any more turnovers.

so how's that for refuting your lame claims. The Texans will settle this on the field.




Go Texans!
:texans:
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So we're using preseason stats as a barometer?

So I should expect 23.3 passer rating Carr next Sunday.



This is gonna be a long week for your Texans. I doubt they are getting much sleep.
 
WillisXPress said:
WHATCHA GONNA DO, BROTHER, WHEN TKO, NATENATE, AND THE LAWYER RUN WILD ON YOU!!!!!!!!!
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Wow a pro wrestling fan. Guess that explains your focus on fantasy as opposed to reality.
 
WillisXPress said:
So we're using preseason stats as a barometer?

So I should expect 23.3 passer rating Carr next Sunday.



This is gonna be a long week for your Texans. I doubt they are getting much sleep.
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Sounds good to me.
 
texasguy346 said:
Wow a pro wrestling fan. Guess that explains your focus on fantasy as opposed to reality.
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While were on the subject of fantasy. What makes you think you are any better than anyone in the NFL. Your team has done less than any team in the past five years.
 
gr8slayer said:
As a person I think Carr has been a good sport about his situation in Houston much like Bledsoe was with us for the last four years. But being a good sport (unlike Eli) doesnt matter if you arent producing on the field. Now I agree that it might not be all his fault. The OL is simply pathetic. But what has the front office done to help him out? They draft Travis Johnson instead of drafting an OL. Makes no sense to me.
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True, but concerning the draft, from the multiple sources I've read - there didn't seem to be much there that was an improvement over what we already had or that it was felt that what WAS there, would not have been a correct fit. Expectation is next year's draft where we focus more on the offense side... we'll see.

As for drafting TJ, general consensus was to get younger / faster on the D-side, and he was a part of that thought.
 
gr8slayer said:
There is no excuse for sucking *** no matter if you are new or old. You have had five years and still done nothing. The Panthers and Jags didnt take five years to make something of themselves. Stop making excuses fool, you suck plain and simple. Untill you do something you have no room to talk.
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first of all, this is the START of year 4. not 5 years in. Second of all, we didnt finish last in our division last year, so obviously someone sucks more than us (tennessee, im looking in your general direction) finally, buffalo hasnt proven anything other than that they can lose in the superbowl to anybody that happens to crawl out of the nfc east. how many wins this season does buffalo have? 0. How many does houston have? 0. were even kids, so save the smack for after sunday
 
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