Gameday thread: Houston Texans@ Tennessee Titans.

[Doppelganger]

"Yesterday
All my troubles seemed so far away
Now it looks as though they're here to stay
Oh, I believe
In yesterday"


That song describes the Texans franchise so well.

 

[axman40]

The Walking Dead defense

 

[fiasco west]

our safeties completely suck at covering.

 

[texanhead08]

Ole

 

[Goatcheese]

Do we really need 25 yards between our hook zones and deep zones?

 

[mattieuk]

too mundane ,the Texans are more creative than that

We charge back tie it up, go to overtime, make a stop, get backed up on our own 2 after a huge Schaub sack, goes throwing (a la last weeks game), bounces off an OL's head, shoots up in the air backwards, Finne-douche catches it for a safety. Game.

 

[michaelm]

I call it.

We make a furious comeback only to lose the game by a field goal.

You seriously underestimate this team.
Losing by a field goal after a furious comeback is mundane.
We'll probably get up by three points, and and then lose on back to back safeties or something.

 

[TheMatrix31]

What? It's not tipped and deflected for a TD?!

 

[axman40]

Allen INT

 

[Kaiser Toro]

Dan Orlovsky thinks that was the dumbest **** he's ever seen.

Well played

 

[fiasco west]

WOW, did a DB really play the ball! WOW!

Where has that been all year?

 

[Goatcheese]

Redemption... sort of... a little but... well not really.

 

[Wolf]

Sweet!

 

[Peldon]

WOW, did a DB really play the ball! WOW!

Where has that been all year?

In Miami

 

[Doppelganger]

Time for the furious comebck

 

[fiasco west]

Bush gotta correct that. Allen, you're supposed to stand behind your guy, wait until he catches it THEN tackle. WTF are you doing man?

 

[Goatcheese]

The geico commercials have been the best my of my day.

Shoo be doo. Shoo be dooby doo doo.

 

[Pantherstang84]

In Miami

Good one

 

[Goatcheese]

Should have been forward progress anyway.

 

[axman40]

well that's entertaining

 

[JB]

Wow! We get a break there!

 

[Doppelganger]

What a smart play by AJ. By fumbling and then recovering, AJ squeezed out a few more yards he wouldn't have gotten!

BRILLIANT!

 

[burro]

 

[fiasco west]

Wow! We get a break there!

Football Gods weren't going to let Innegan get that one.

 

[GuerillaBlack]

lol, Innegan is full of fail, as Andre comes in again and makes him look stupid.

 

[Mr. Texan]

is schaub calling the plays now?

 

[Mr teX]

We charge back tie it up, go to overtime, make a stop, get backed up on our own 2 after a huge Schaub sack, goes throwing (a la last weeks game), bounces off an OL's head, shoots up in the air backwards, Finne-douche catches it for a safety. Game.

No, no it'll be much more simple yet equally unbelievable. I'm gonna say we get in victory formation & Schaub does his best impression of Joe Piscarsik bobbling the ball at the snap trying to kneel it & somehow a titan picks it up & takes it in for a score.

 

[Wolf]

It is 2:07 Texans time and innegan still sucks!

 

[Dutchrudder]

I think Michael Bay could write a better script than Kubiak.

 

[Pantherstang84]

is schaub calling the plays now?

My son just asked the same question.

 

[Goatcheese]

No, no it'll be much more simple yet equally unbelievable. I'm gonna say we get in victory formation & Schaub does his best impression of Joe Piscarsik bobbling the ball at the snap trying to kneel it & somehow a titan picks it up & takes it in for a score.

I would literally die if that happened.

 

[TheMatrix31]

Nice blocking, Kubiak.

 

[mattieuk]

No, no it'll be much more simple yet equally unbelievable. I'm gonna say we get in victory formation & Schaub does his best impression of Joe Piscarsik bobbling the ball at the snap trying to kneel it & somehow a titan picks it up & takes it in for a score.

But...but...Kubiak can't be blamed for that one

 

[fiasco west]

Great Blocking.

 

[TexansBlood]

WTF Turk

 

[CloakNNNdagger]

Winston may as well be a totem pole.

 

[fiasco west]

Welp that was the 2nd stop the defense has made? I say they have one more stop in them. Offense better get it going.

 

[Mr teX]

But...but...Kubiak can't be blamed for that one

Honestly he couldn't....i have no doubt though that some would try..

 

[TexCanada]

Its amazing how bad Turk is.

 

[JB]

Winston may as well be a totem pole.

It wasn't Winston's guy that sacked Schaub... that was Ward that got beat.

 

[Kimmy]

Winston may as well be a totem pole.

I can't stand him!

 

[Pantherstang84]

It wasn't Winston's guy that sacked Schaub... that was Ward that got beat.

Foster

 

[Goatcheese]

Honestly he couldn't....i have no doubt though that some would try..

It would be Kubiak's fault for not knowing to put Leinart in there for the victory formation.

 

[fiasco west]

our special teams sucks too.

So basically the only thing we have going for us is 2nd half offense.

 

[sandmanx]

WTF Turk

You had to know that was coming. He always shanks them when he's buried deep, and gets a boomer when a shank would be better.

 

[burro]

Its amazing how bad Turk is.

It really is. It's not like punting is hard. There are 100s of unemployed punters and millions of unemployed people who could probably do better than Turk.

 

[Goatcheese]

Whatever happened to the good old coffin corner punt where you tried to kick it out of bounds inside the five. Now everyone wants to rely on a lucky bounce.

 

[fiasco west]

secondary fails again.

 

[Pollardized]

Nice blocking, Kubiak.

Nice blocking, guy Kubiak put on the field...

 

[burro]

Allen must be getting coverage tips from Brice McCain.