rafterticket said:
More of the same @*^%.
Am I on the the same thread where someone asked what does Carr have that could give some hope that he can be better this season?
How about a tight end? How about a complete receiver corps? What about an offensive minded coaching staff? How about the fact that with those weapons, Domanick Davis might be given the chance to complete an entire season without being injured? DD could possibly have an Emmitt Smith/Thurman Thomas sized career from this point on with all of the above!
These things can only make David Carr and the rest of the team better, but you guys want to hate, hate, hate.
I am more optimistic about this team than I have been before. It makes me sick to continue to read this stuff from you guys. You want us to lose so badly? Gee.....you guys obviously can't WAIT to be proven right. Let's drink a brewskie to 4-12! Real fans.
If I am right, just do me a favor. Jump on the bandwagon, and I'll never call you on it.
Well if there weren't like 30 other QBs that could throw the ball like a champ without an offensive line, no TEs, no running backs, and only one WR... you would be saying something.
I could give a flying hoot about being proven right... I know I am already right. I am not talking about what
he can do, I am talking about what
he has done. And I am absolutely right in that
it is nothing.
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But you know after talking about it a little bit... I do feel a little bit better now. I am still angry though. My dog was like, " Don't kick me. Go write about it instead." I was like, " You know what dog? Okay. I will do just that."
So kick up a chair and rip off 1,000 words for me and my dog to read about how much Carr has done to deserve to be the 5th year starting QB for the Houston Texans. Being number 46 on People's 50 most sexiest men alive list or in the top ten of Outsports.com's best hair in the NFL have already been counted. Also being the only QB in the history of the NFL to have his jersey sold in both battle red and cute pink have been noted. But that's only three accomplishments certainly you can top that.
Besides that if you listened carefully to what Dave says, he needed a change in the system and criticism is what drives him. So if you really want to be a team member and help out the squad, I would start laying into him like November cyclone. Because the old system of kissing his pink backside and rewarding his failure with millions of dollars along with all this hippie "everyone does good that participates" ribbons have resulted in 4 straight losing seasons. It's time for a change.
So hop on the wagon partner! No BYOB here and there's plenty to go around ...and it's free and cold.
P.S. Yes that's right.. I said 'Free' and 'COLD'
and bountiful
P.P.S. I am also starting a pot to get a billboard up and an ad in the Chronicle to start Sage ( our greatest QB that hasn't proven that he is a bust in 4 straight years yet ). If you wanna help, just email Dick Justice. I think I would call you a 'true' fan then. Hell, then we could call each other good buddy and stuff like that... you know TENFOUR good buddy, Carr let us down. Maybe we could like get together and work on some new slogans over a few cold ones too... I will start:
Put down the hookah pipe Dave, start Sage we say.
or
Goodbye Liberty White and Pink Dave Day, Hello Battle Red Sage Day! Hooray Hooray!

for Sage

for Dave
P.P.P.S Not that I have a buckets of confidence boiling over for Sage, but man if I wanna win that shows you how much I have in a Carr full of excuses.