Cal,
I should be the next Head Coach of the Houston Texans. I know the normal protocol is to send your office my resume. However, I also know that this an 'outside-of-the-box' organization.
Before you ask, no, I have zero coaching experience, however neither does one of your leading candidates. I have been an armchair Coach for over 45 years, that is much more experience than any of your leading candidates.
Here are some of MY qualifications:
-I know that I would NOT run the ball on EVERY SINGLE first down, that one of your previous head coaches did.
-I know that I would have better time management skills, that your last two head coaches had.
-I know that I would NOT have my rookie 1st round QB working with the 2nd string offense during training camp. All the while touting my starting QB which should have been 2nd string - neglecting precious learning time.
-I would NOT make foolish game decisions, such as going for a first down on 4th down, and then punting on 4th down would I should have gone for a 1st down.
-Also, I have won my fantasy football league several times, and I KNOW that I would not make foolish trades that hinder the organization for years to come.
(Actually my fantasy league would have vetoed some of those trades, I have no idea how those trades were even allowed to take place).
I know this a verycheap frugal organization, so I would think of creative ways to compensate my salary, such as cutting back on our 'bubble gum' supply by 98%.
I look forward to hearing from you,Tommy Boy Cal.
Sincerely,
D.C. Watts
I should be the next Head Coach of the Houston Texans. I know the normal protocol is to send your office my resume. However, I also know that this an 'outside-of-the-box' organization.
Before you ask, no, I have zero coaching experience, however neither does one of your leading candidates. I have been an armchair Coach for over 45 years, that is much more experience than any of your leading candidates.
Here are some of MY qualifications:
-I know that I would NOT run the ball on EVERY SINGLE first down, that one of your previous head coaches did.
-I know that I would have better time management skills, that your last two head coaches had.
-I know that I would NOT have my rookie 1st round QB working with the 2nd string offense during training camp. All the while touting my starting QB which should have been 2nd string - neglecting precious learning time.
-I would NOT make foolish game decisions, such as going for a first down on 4th down, and then punting on 4th down would I should have gone for a 1st down.
-Also, I have won my fantasy football league several times, and I KNOW that I would not make foolish trades that hinder the organization for years to come.
(Actually my fantasy league would have vetoed some of those trades, I have no idea how those trades were even allowed to take place).
I know this a very
I look forward to hearing from you,
Sincerely,
D.C. Watts