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As Hurricane Ike makes its way to the Texas Gulf Coast, the National Weather Service issued a blunt warning to residents of Galveston. "Persons not heeding evacuation orders in single-family, one- or two-story homes, will face certain death."
With all the talk of hurricanes, wind, rain, and quitting smoking, I thought this joke was funny. Hope it helps relax some of you guys:
Two old ladies were waiting for a bus and one of them was smoking a cigarette. It started to rain, so the old lady reached into her purse, took out a condom, cut off the tip and slipped it over her cigarette and continued to smoke.
Her friend saw this and said, "Hey that's a good idea! But, what is that thing you put over your cigarette?"
The other old lady said, "It's a condom."
"A condom? Where do you get those?"
The lady with the cigarette told her friend that you could purchase condoms at the pharmacy. When the two old ladies arrived downtown, the old lady with all the questions went into the pharmacy and asked the pharmacist if he sold condoms. The pharmacist said yes, but looked a little surprised that this old woman was interested in condoms, so he asked her, "What size do you want?"
The old lady thought for a minute and said, "One that will fit a Camel."
What's worse, the dirty side or the center? The models are still tracking a little to the east, so we could be on the east side or in the center if trends continue. Ike isn't getting stronger, though, and could come ashore as a Cat 2.
The Sci Guy on his blog said that a direct hit from a cat 3 will result in around 2 weeks of no power for Houston. Not good at all
khou news is sometimes showing zip codes with predicted max sustained winds. the next time they do, I'll try and write some of them down and post.
Latest satellite now shows that after may attempts an eye is forming and Ike continues to strengthen. This is already a dangerous situation and going to get worse. Max winds are reported near 105 mph but an instrumented platform over 50 mi from the center found max winds of 125 mph at 400 ft elevation. The development of an eye suggests that further strengthening is likely and our forecast still calls for a moderate CAT 3 with 120 mph and higher gusts with landfall on Jamaica Beach late tonight. Tidal flooding is already overspreading roads in Galveston and waves are crashing over the sea wall depositing debris all the way on the other side. There remains many people on the island and their opportunity to leave is almost over, even though strong winds/rains are just approaching the coast.
Tropical storm force winds should reach the coast by noon and in the Houston area after 3pm. Rain bands will start moving inland later this morning.
Coast guard reporting a Cypriot freighter loaded with industrial coke is wallowing helplessly in growing seas after losing power about 90 mi SE of Galveston.
This storm is starting to grow massive in size, more than the max winds suggest. The impacts will feel like almost 1 full category more than the max winds suggest. In many ways, its starting to look like a large west Pacific large typhoon. Storms like this can do erratic things near landfall. While I expect strengthening to 120 mph CAT 3, I maintain a 10% CAT 4 possibility given evolution of the storm and improving satellite presentation this morning.
One final note in addition to widespread loss of power, you can expect loss of cell coverage and cable services as the storm comes inland. A radio powered radio or conventional radio powered TV will become the only way to maintain information flow once the storm makes landfall.
Catastrophic damage is possible in Galveston.
Of those 3 people, 2 of them boarded it up from the inside lol.
My concern right now is that they got all the mandatory zip codes correct, and didn't leave some out that might need to be there. My family decided to "hunker down" because we are not in the mandatory areas, but, I have to admit I'm a little nervous living so close to the ship channel.
National Weather Service just said if you live on the coast, and attempt to "ride this out" you will be facing "Certain Death"
Please everyone, be safe
The idea of boarding it up from the inside is that while your glass may break, it (and anything else) probably won't enter into your house.
My understanding is you have to be careful hanging plywood outside--winds can come up under any cracks you leave and rip it off, especially if it is hung outside the flush inset of your window.
I'm still going back and forth on the taping thing. We're in West Houston (BW 8 and Westheimer) and I guess my only concern is flying objects, which tape won't stop, but I'm curious about whether or not it really does help contain flying glass (my big concern.)
I should've spent a weekend building plywood shutters back in Februrary but it's too late for that now. Nothing to do but cross my fingers and pray for the best.
I'm still going back and forth on the taping thing. We're in West Houston (BW 8 and Westheimer) and I guess my only concern is flying objects, which tape won't stop, but I'm curious about whether or not it really does help contain flying glass (my big concern.)
It absolutely helps. I speak from experience. As you said, it won't stop the panes from breaking, either from debris or from pressure, but it will ameliorate the effects of flying glass.
Doesn't like there is too much doubt with the path anymore.... All the major models are in tight agreement. It's coming to Houston via Galveston weather we like it or not.
Don't give too much credence to the wind speed. This is probably one of the most powerful storms the Gulf has ever seen, and it's surge will be shocking. Already Galveston is getting the crap beat out of it even though the storm is hours away.
Pic from downtown Galveston, an hour ago:
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Give some stream-age from all the news stations plus radar and satellite coverage.
http://flhurricane.com/ikecoverage.html
Don't give too much credence to the wind speed. This is probably one of the most powerful storms the Gulf has ever seen, and it's surge will be shocking.
Fair enough, you've convinced me. I'll tape up later in the day depending on how this forecast shakes out. I'm still hoping for (no offense, my east side brothers and sisters) an easterly turn.
If you speak from experience, are Cat 1/low Cat 2 winds likely to shatter glass? We have a fairly sturdy picket fence directly in front of our downstairs that I am concerned about, as well as a community pool in which they (our ***** condo association, which I am already considering planning litigation against--they failed to drain our pool after promising they would) battoned down the pool chairs with a measly roof-rack cable.
Doesn't like there is too much doubt with the path anymore.... All the major models are in tight agreement. It's coming to Houston via Galveston weather we like it or not.
Don't give too much credence to the wind speed. This is probably one of the most powerful storms the Gulf has ever seen, and it's surge will be shocking. Already Galveston is getting the crap beat out of it even though the storm is hours away.
Pic from downtown Galveston, an hour ago:
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Give some stream-age from all the news stations plus radar and satellite coverage.
http://flhurricane.com/ikecoverage.html
Prepare a place in your house NOW that you and your loved ones can go to in case you hear the dreaded 'freight train' sound from a tornado. If you have stairs, the stairwell beneath is the safest spot. Otherwise, a windowless room or bathroom are good spots. I remember my dad would even have the mattress nearby to cover us for protection in a worst case scenario.
And don't forget to put shoes for each of you in this place, because if something does happen, you don't want to have bare feet to get out of the scene when it calms downs. Lots of glass and other dangerous objects.
Well The Strand survived the 1900 'cane, so here's to hoping it makes it through Ike.
950mb is low enough pressure to break windows, technically, but that's not what I'd be worried about. If a tornado forms, that will pressure pop windows, among other things, but really flying debris crashing into windows is the top threat this far away from the coast. I'm in the same boat as you, BTW. As long as I can dodge trees, I feel OK about my chances. That's a big if, of course.
Well The Strand survived the 1900 'cane, so here's to hoping it makes it through Ike.
Already thought about the shoes ... plan on wearing mine until tomorrow!
We have an interior bathroom on the first floor ... just hope my wife and I don't have to spend 12 hours in there (it's about 5x6 feet, including sink and toilet!)
LOL and simultaneously sad for the morons on the Galveston beach and people who refuse to leave the mandatory evac zones. I consider myself pretty adventurous but no thanks to *******ing with Mother Nature.
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Is this site still online?
http://www.houstonhidefromthewind.org/
I hope everyone stays safe from the hurricane -
I got that message too the first time...Keep trying!!Is this site still online?
http://www.houstonhidefromthewind.org/
I hope everyone stays safe from the hurricane -