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Week 18 - Texans vs Colts: The Holding #1 pick all season until the end Bowl?

Lucky

Ride, Captain, Ride!
Staff member
Are we really using Meatbear’s thread as the "Official" prediction thread? Really? OK.

I won't mention the losses, due to concerns of blisters developing on my fingers. So on to the victories.

Week 5 at Jacksonville - There are 3 certainties in life. Death, Taxes, and the Texans winning in Jacksonville.

Week 13 vs. Cleveland - The fans' emotions will drive this win. Just like the inaugural victory vs the Cowboys.

Week 17 vs. Jacksonville - Half of the Jags are on monkeypox protocol. The other half on IR with pulled toenails.

Week 18 vs. Indianapolis - Colts sit anybody that's any good after clinching division. Texans still need a OT FG to get win.

That's 4-13. And the #2 pick behind the Jaguars. Welcome to Houston, Bryce Young.
I got the number of losses, predicted 2 of the wins, and the draft slot. Hope I get the Bryce Young pick right.
 

Thorn

Dirty Old Man
I got the number of losses, predicted 2 of the wins, and the draft slot. Hope I get the Bryce Young pick right.
I predicted four wins and got three. I hope I miss on my prediction of Lovie being back next year. I'd more than happy to get nothing right, just like the Texans. :)
 

Porky

Hall of Fame
I went from die hard fan once the idea of the Texans was brought up, to jaded over the past few years since DW4 stepped off the field for us. As of today at completion of our final game vs the Colts.....I find I now have deep hatred for this organization. I don't like this feeling.
I loved the post not because I love what you said as much as my total agreement with you. I literally hate this team right now. Even in the OB years I didn’t hate this team. I suffered through a lengthy bout of apathy, but now I feel anger, disgust, and downright hatred.

I’m sure it will eventually go away but I’m just too pissed to think about anything positive right now.
 

TexCanada

All Pro
I loved the post not because I love what you said as much as my total agreement with you. I literally hate this team right now. Even in the OB years I didn’t hate this team. I suffered through a lengthy bout of apathy, but now I feel anger, disgust, and downright hatred.

I’m sure it will eventually go away but I’m just too pissed to think about anything positive right now.
Add me to this list too. I wish I had it in me to switch allegiances so I could enjoy football again.
 

austins23

Hall of Fame
And the Texans secure an NFL all time record. From the NFL site:

NFL Research: With their win Sunday, the Texans are the first team to lose 12-plus games in a season despite having a winning record versus divisional opponents (3-2-1).
Well that should make Lovie real happy! GTFOH with that Lovie! You turtle against the Colts week 1 because you thought “it isn’t a loss”
And today you strut around with your chest puffed out!
I saw a tweet that said something he like “todays win was the biggest win for Chicago since the 2006 Championship game” something like that.
I mean really! Wth are the odds that mills completes a Hail Mary to Akins?? Ridiculous!
 

santo

Hall of Fame
Contributor's Club
And the Texans secure an NFL all time record. From the NFL site:

NFL Research: With their win Sunday, the Texans are the first team to lose 12-plus games in a season despite having a winning record versus divisional opponents (3-2-1).
We should have been division champs then. 🤣
 

thunderkyss

Just win baby!!!
Staff member
Contributor's Club
How fitting that its "unavailable".....


..... unless thats the joke and Im the idiot clicking on an image of a "play button"

To which if thats the case, may your year be full of neighbors with great sense in sound equipment and horrible taste in music until you may never get Rick Astley out of your head.
You have to watch it on youTube
 

Hervoyel

BUENO!
Does Chicago need a QB? If they do then I don’t mind them picking first. Chicago always screws up QB picks. It would be like the Lions taking Charles Rogers over AJ all over again!
 

Earl34

Hall of Fame
The turnaround starts this week. After sitting for two weeks and having a chance to reflect. Mills is about to go on a late season run that will change hearts and minds. By the end of the season, we will have posts reminding us that if he came out in the 2023 draft, he would be a first round pick. :kitten:
I was joking. But after I made this post, the Texans went 2-3. :kitten:
 

Porky

Hall of Fame
Chicago has Fields. It would be a huge shock if they take a QB unless it’s to move him post draft which actually isn’t a terrible idea.
 

Speedy

Former Yeller Dweller
I bring up Tua Tag in response to the NFL protecting QBs.
66 QBs started NFL games this season. I believe that is an NFL record. And that doesn’t include today.

(these measurements are from Football Reference)
6’2”, 238 lb. Dak Prescott missed 5 games this year.
6’2”, 225 lb. Jimmy Garropolo missed 6 games.
6’2”, 212 lb. Lamar Jackson missed 5 games.

Guess what? QBs of all shapes and sizes get hurt and miss games. So if you’re taking players off the board because of size, well, that really doesn’t make a whole lot of sense.
 
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