Week 12 -Miami Fish Fry the Texans

[gwallaia]

That incredible 16 yards of total offense stat seems like ancient news now.

 

[H_Town_Gaucho]

Take that you stinky Dolphins, hope you are tired now!

 

[whodknee]

I’m seeing quit in more players now.

 

[justmy2cents]

All he cares about is beer and ticket sales.

We may be headed for 10-15 years of bottom feeder status

We're in it .... solid-like !

 

[ATXtexanfan]

Year two of the total rebuild fellas

 

[GanadoUHCoog]

Wow, this team is beyond embarrassing. I think it’s time to start questioning Caserio. Players aren’t good enough and his two HC hires have been beyond bad. Doofus Cal has no idea how to fix this though. I guess what will happen is Caserio picks his QB at #1 and then gets another 2 years to try to turn picks and cap room into a competitive team.

 

[ben.aires.smith]

Kyle Allen finally put together a decent drive, getting 10 yards on the first 2 plays. Oh wait... that was -10 yards and a near pick in the flat. What a **** show.

 

[djohn2oo8]

I was told Mills was the problem……

 

[KoolAid Sipper]

LOL, the Texans are the equivalent of the team (Washington Generals) that plays against the Harlem Globetrotters.

 

[thunderkyss]

Year two of the total rebuild fellas

Enjoy the process

 

[thunderkyss]

Need more creativity on the run game. Got to get Pierce in space

 

[OptimisticTexan]

Tackles just got blown by on that sack.

 

[amazing80]

Remember when Howard said he and Tunsil were the best tackle duo in the game?

 

[santo]

I was told Mills was the problem……

If Mills was in there it would be -3 Texans, Miami 27.

 

[JB]

Offense will look better, but Miami's offense will destroy our defense.

38-27

You were half right provided Miami takes the second half off

 

[Brisco_County]

Lovie will definitely not be in Houston next season.

 

[Texazan]

Players definitely just going through the motions now. Anyone think Lovie has a fired up rousing ass chewing halftime speech ready?

 

[Mangler]

These boys are getting destroyed in every sense of the word! Nick should fire both Lovie and Pep after the game. Enough is enough…

 

[ATXtexanfan]

I was told Mills was the problem……

Looks like he was holding things together

 

[Carr Bombed]

And the dinosaurs used to think the gods hated them. They have no idea.

Yep, atleast they had a hell of a run, we didn't get that.

 

[JB]

To interject a little good news, Cleveland and Tennessee both have a chance to lose today

 

[amazing80]

Fire everyone after the game and bring in Andre Johnson to coach. Worked for Indy

 

[H_Town_Gaucho]

All that emotion on the sidelines from Lovie is awesome.

 

[Brisco_County]

I was told Mills was the problem……

It's like troubleshooting with tech support. Identifying which parts are bad by swapping in other parts.

 

[thunderkyss]

Anyone notice T.Thomas is following Hill almost every play?

They are not playing a straight zone defense, not even straight Tampa Two

 

[Speedy]

What could be worse than the Texans 32 total yards? They’ve done it in 25 plays.

 

[OptimisticTexan]

The bigger question today…will the Dolphins have 3 or 4 100 YD receivers?

 

[Mr teX]

Lovie needs to be fired…He’s destroying the confidence of any young players on the team we do have with his trash ass scheme and coaching…I don’t want him getting ahold of any more of our young guys, much less a young 1st round qb…

 

[Brisco_County]

Hughes got mad and kicked a Gatorade cooler. That's the only Texans performance to be proud of this game.

 

[OptimisticTexan]

Pitre with a nice hit!!!!

 

[edo783]

I think we should forfeit before someone gets hurt! Games over before halftime. Pretty sad.

 

[amazing80]

Never seen so many wide-open receivers.

 

[amazing80]

Stroud gonna look amazing in practice against this defense

 

[justmy2cents]

They can't make Pitre give up !

 

[CloakNNNdagger]

Lovie will definitely not be in Houston next season.

I predicted that at the beginning of the season.

 

[JB]

Why is Kyle Allen sitting by himself while the defense is on the field? Why isn't the QB coach or the passing game coordinator or the OC talking to him? What a sucky coaching staff! No wonder Mills struggled! He got no coaching either!

 

[austins23]

What a joke. Pathetic

 

[amazing80]

Why is Kyle Allen sitting by himself while the defense is on the field? Why isn't the QB coach or the passing game coordinator or the OC talking to him? What a sucky coaching staff! No wonder Mills struggled! He got no coaching either!

No one wants to be there.

 

[Texansballer74]

Lovie and this zone crap needs to go asap.

 

[CloakNNNdagger]

Tua was lucky that play occurred on grass where his footwear gave.

 

[GanadoUHCoog]

30-0 and only halftime. Lol!!!!

 

[Carr Bombed]

Watching the Texans this season has given me the same experience of attending a 3 hour court mandated weekend defensive driving course.. Where you're forced to watch horrific wreck scenes. Don't want to see it, but can't look away either.

 

[Chance_C]

mooncoin time

 

[Brisco_County]

The team is so bad that Texans Penguin doesn't even care enough to shower dislikes on us anymore.

 

[OptimisticTexan]

Why is Kyle Allen sitting by himself while the defense is on the field? Why isn't the QB coach or the passing game coordinator or the OC talking to him? What a sucky coaching staff! No wonder Mills struggled! He got no coaching either!

It’s becoming quite obvious why Mills regressed this season versus taking steps forward. Coaching can destroy young QB’s so easily.

 

[Bugman7star]

I need Caserio and/or McNair to speak to the press and share their thoughts. Stop hiding and own this garbage.

 

[Thorn]

The team is so bad that Texans Penguin doesn't even care enough to shower dislikes on us anymore.

A sign of the end times.

 

[thunderkyss]

30-0 and only halftime. Lol!!!!

On the bright side the Texans have held the Dolphins to 15 yards rushing in the 1st half.

Personally I'd rather give up 300 yards rushing & 20 points for a game, than 15 yards rushing & 30 points in a half.

But wtf do I know?

 

[ATXtexanfan]

Who was gonna be hired as coach before Cal picked Lovie?

 

[steelbtexan]

I was told Mills was the problem……

Yep LOL

A QB ain't gonna fix this.