In typical Texans/BOB fashion...
at Kansas City Chiefs L
The Texans come out rusty to start the season and the Chiefs steamroll. Chiefs win 37-13 and fans are already calling for a total demolish of the team.
Baltimore Ravens W
In usual BOB fashion, he comes up with a big win when his back is against the wall. Optimism is high and people are talking this team has finally turned the corner to be a serious contender.
at Pittsburgh Steelers L
Texans 4pt favorites, but as usual, they come out flat after a big win. The Fire BOB crew will be as loud as ever for the week.
Minnesota Vikings L
Close game, but Vikings steal this one. Rumors of BOB being fired start to be reported nationally. BOB takes back playcalling from Kelly. David Johnson loses starting job, enraging the fan base even more!
Jacksonville Jaguars W
The Jags suck, Texans win. Blacklock starts first game of the season and has 2 sacks. Fans still want BOB fired.
at Tennessee Titans W
Titans start the season off poorly and have buyer's remorse with Tannehill. Watson with a huge game and we start to see the new receivers clicking. The fire BOB talk starting to simmer down.
Green Bay Packers W
Texans upset Packers and now have a winning record. Nationally, there are talks of Watson as an MVP candidate. Optimism for the team starting to pick up.
at Jacksonville Jaguars W
Texans are 10pt favorites, but this game will be close. Jags will have a chance to win on the last drive of the game, but Minshew throws a pick in the endzone. Texans dodge a bullet.
at Cleveland Browns L
Texans go to Cleveland as 7pt favorites, but somehow find a way to lose this game. Watson has a stinker, Garrett destroys Tunsil, secondary gets shredded, Texans Talk will be on fire.
New England Patriots W
Pats just aren't the Pats anymore. Texans win a low-scoring game in ugly fashion.
at Detroit Lions W
Lions suck and Watson & Watt shine on national TV.
Indianapolis Colts L
Texans are leading the division. People are saying Texans could basically clinch if they win this game. Rivers has his best game of the season and the Colts catch fire the rest of the season.
at Chicago Bears W
Bears have a terrible season, trying to find some type of identity on offense. Texans win barely 13-9.
at Indianapolis Colts L
Looked at as the game for the division. Defense disappears while offense comes out slow.
Cincinnati Bengals W
Burrow looks good, but Watson out-duels him. This game is dubbed as a must-win game for Texans to make playoffs.
Tennessee Titans W
Texans need to win this game to make playoffs, while Titans season is basically done. Both Tannehill & Henry don't play.
Texans finish 10-6, the same as the Colts, but Colts win the tiebreakers to take the division. Texans make the playoffs as a wild card team.