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The Johnny "Football" Manziel NFL thread

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Manziel Biebers himself...


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Double Barrel said:
I have not been for or against Manziel, but rather I'm just a football fan amused (and occasionally annoyed) by the over-hype for an unproven player and the obsession by media over every little thing he does.

But, that said, finding out he hangs out with Justin Bieber automatically causes involuntary dislike and now I look forward to watching him crash and burn.

Sorry, Johnny, but second hand hate happens in life. :cutthroat:
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Welcome to the club!
 
htownfan32 said:
Most likely he was hanging out with Floyd Mayweather and the party just happened to be at Bieber's place.
Not that I like Mayweather either or anything... Manziel is hurting his image right now though. We'll see what happens when the season begins. We're either looking at the next Broadway Joe or the biggest flame-out seen in a long time.
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My stance is bolded. I've been on record since party boy first announced he was entering the draft. His game's not going to translate to the NFL.

Crash and burn. Quickly.
 
Meanwhile, Bill O'Brien essentially told his rookies, "We are off for most of July, but y'all better have your asses in the building regardless."

THAT is why we didn't draft Manziel; no way he and O'Brien would have worked.
 
houstonspartan said:
Meanwhile, Bill O'Brien essentially told his rookies, "We are off for most of July, but y'all better have your asses in the building regardless."

THAT is why we didn't draft Manziel; no way he and O'Brien would have worked.
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Can you imagine if the patriots would've taken him?

He might be cut already.
 
Btw, I don't know what affect this off field stuff will have on his career. I didn't want manziel because I think he's going to struggle to adjust to the nfl game and I think that his sideline antics were all for show and won't fly in the nfl.
 
powerfuldragon said:
this is one player i hope eats poop. that said, he'll probably do well since the twats i hate tend to succeed.
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Why do you wish for any young man just out of college to not succeed? I hope JM and everybody getting out of college this year is successful.
 
The only good thing about Johnny Football is that it got rid of the Tim Tebow media circus.

Although I am beginning to think that that was preferable over the media frenzy now.

I don't wish anything bad to happen to either one, just wish they weren't "shoved down our throats" daily.
 
paycheck71 said:
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No, it's not for snorting coke...

JFF has sooo much money to carry around he has to roll it it into tight little wads -- he's short & small... has small pockets. Jeez.
 
Well, they say coke is a good drug choice for pro athletes because it only shows up in urine test for about 2-3 days after use.
 
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Here's Johnny in the same shirt...

Thought to be sometime that same night...

He looks a little zooted in that second picture, but that could just be the alcohol glaze
 
xtruroyaltyx said:
Here's Johnny in the same shirt...

Thought to be sometime that same night...

He looks a little zooted in that second picture, but that could just be the alcohol glaze
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You almost have to feel sorry for Browns fans at this point. What a disaster the expansion franchise has been since the real team moved to Baltimore.

Since the move they have had to watch their real team win 2 Super Bowls for another city and fan base, have had ownership issues where the current owner Jimmy Haslam started making the news for fraud or whatever it was with his truck stop company. Then suffer through numerous blunders including multiple high draft pick busts. When players do pan out they have either gotten injured or have had behavior issues.

Now they draft Johnny Eightball to be the savior of their franchise. It just keeps piling up.
 
I have it on good authority Manziel was making an origami replica of his peepee to give to a girl he met, as a gesture of love. His mommy told me. :photos:
 
So has he been busted for anything other than someone taking pictures of him?

Lots of assumptions being made and anonymous sources emailing pictures to rumor sites, but what really has been proven other than people are quick to jump to conclusions from a picture they see online?
 
Stemp said:
So has he been busted for anything other than someone taking pictures of him?

Lots of assumptions being made and anonymous sources emailing pictures to rumor sites, but what really has been proven other than people are quick to jump to conclusions from a picture they see online?
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Just people having fun on the internets...

Personally I think it was just him making an antenna for his money phone..

You know...better reception since he couldn't hear because of all the money in his ****ing ear...
 
Stemp said:
So has he been busted for anything other than someone taking pictures of him?

Lots of assumptions being made and anonymous sources emailing pictures to rumor sites, but what really has been proven other than people are quick to jump to conclusions from a picture they see online?
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Are there other reasons a person would be rolling up a bill in the restroom?

I'm tired of reading and hearing "he's just young and immature". A good portion of the NFL is "young and immature".

Like DB, I loathe the Beiber dude with a passion. Seeing this cat with him seals the deal for me. I enjoyed watching him on the field, but couldn't care less about him now. I just wish the heads would keep him off my tv and cpu.
 
Jeez, I can't wait for the next two-three seasons to pass so we can either A) watch him crash and burn and forget about him except as a cautionary tale or B) watch him light it up and stop talking about his extracurriculars. Too much hating and conversely dickriding for a guy who hasn't played one down in the NFL.
 
Stemp said:
So has he been busted for anything other than someone taking pictures of him?

Lots of assumptions being made and anonymous sources emailing pictures to rumor sites, but what really has been proven other than people are quick to jump to conclusions from a picture they see online?
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Don't you get it? Why does it have to be explained to you?

Perception is EVERYTHING!!!

If you don't want to be perceived that you're blowing coke, then why give the perception that you are?

Assumptions?? This doesn't have anything to do with assumptions.
 
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Hookem Horns said:
You almost have to feel sorry for Browns fans at this point. What a disaster the expansion franchise has been since the real team moved to Baltimore.

Since the move they have had to watch their real team win 2 Super Bowls for another city and fan base, have had ownership issues where the current owner Jimmy Haslam started making the news for fraud or whatever it was with his truck stop company. Then suffer through numerous blunders including multiple high draft pick busts. When players do pan out they have either gotten injured or have had behavior issues.

Now they draft Johnny Eightball to be the savior of their franchise. It just keeps piling up.
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Johnny Eightball!

That's funny!
 
Marcus said:
Don't you get it? Why does it have to be explained to you?

Perception is EVERYTHING!!!

If you don't want to be perceived that you're blowing coke, then why give the perception that you are?

Assumptions?? This doesn't have anything to do with assumptions.
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So....... he is messing with a bill in the bathroom and someone else snaps a pic and it looks like maybe he's rolling up the bill and they send it anonymously to a rumor website. I supposed he's not supposed to mess with his money, or go to the bathroom or basically do anything if someone with a camera phone is near him because of the PERCEPTION he it may looks like he might be doing something wrong.

It's one picture with zero context. Maybe if he was sitting and had a mirror on the table, or a substance was visible or at least the bill was completely rolled up not just in his hands.

Oh, and absolutely DO NOT hang out or get pics taken with other celebrities or get drunk with friends now that he is of legal drinking age. Can't get a bad perception that he's a 21 year old famous guy who likes to have fun.
 
The only legitimate and plausible reason I can think of for rolling up a bill in a Vegas restroom is to engage in a spit ball fight. If that were the case it's probably the first time in Las Vegas history that a bill got rolled up with the intention of child play.
 
b0ng said:
Nothin wrong with a little coke. Also, I like how he's doing it out on the sink counter where anybody who goes in to take a leak can see it. Doing it in the stalls is for wussies.
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He's rolling the bills up in the restroom since he's terribly constipated and needs to quickly roll his own suppository. Besides, he absolutely wants everyone to know that he has money up the ass.:tiphat:
 
Stemp said:
So....... he is messing with a bill in the bathroom and someone else snaps a pic and it looks like maybe he's rolling up the bill and they send it anonymously to a rumor website. I supposed he's not supposed to mess with his money, or go to the bathroom or basically do anything if someone with a camera phone is near him because of the PERCEPTION he it may looks like he might be doing something wrong.

It's one picture with zero context. Maybe if he was sitting and had a mirror on the table, or a substance was visible or at least the bill was completely rolled up not just in his hands.

Oh, and absolutely DO NOT hang out or get pics taken with other celebrities or get drunk with friends now that he is of legal drinking age. Can't get a bad perception that he's a 21 year old famous guy who likes to have fun.
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What would you tell him if he was your son?
 
Stemp said:
So....... he is messing with a bill in the bathroom and someone else snaps a pic and it looks like maybe he's rolling up the bill and they send it anonymously to a rumor website. I supposed he's not supposed to mess with his money, or go to the bathroom or basically do anything if someone with a camera phone is near him because of the PERCEPTION he it may looks like he might be doing something wrong.

It's one picture with zero context. Maybe if he was sitting and had a mirror on the table, or a substance was visible or at least the bill was completely rolled up not just in his hands.

Oh, and absolutely DO NOT hang out or get pics taken with other celebrities or get drunk with friends now that he is of legal drinking age. Can't get a bad perception that he's a 21 year old famous guy who likes to have fun.
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Maybe Jeff Fisher asked him to roll the bill and took the photo to frame him. Oh wait, wrong fan boy conspiracy.

In all seriousness, I can't wait to compare you guys to the VY fanboys when it comes to the conspiracies, apologists takes, etc. They're going to pile up with this guy. Johnny 8ball is already outdoing the VY shirtless pics, etc and he hasn't even got into his first training camp yet. At least it will be someone else's fan base embarrassing themselves this time. :kitten:
 
Stemp said:
So has he been busted for anything other than someone taking pictures of him?

Lots of assumptions being made and anonymous sources emailing pictures to rumor sites, but what really has been proven other than people are quick to jump to conclusions from a picture they see online?
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Innocent until proven guilty doesn't apply to the court of public opinion.
 
Mmm, this is good. Very good.

And someone is actually giving Johnny the benefit of the doubt. Too funny.
 
I mean yeah, i can see everyone making the leap....but it is a picture out of context & noone knows exactly what he was doing........

The guy clearly plays by his own rules....and that's admirable in alot of ways, but if there was every a time to dial it back.....


but...cleveland fans...can't say you didn't see it coming..

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Stemp said:
It's one picture with zero context.
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You're right about it being one picture but wrong about zero context. The context is there is basically (by all means please provide the exceptions) no reason to be rolling a bill in a bathroom for any legitimate purpose. Zero one might say.
 
infantrycak said:
You're right about it being one picture but wrong about zero context. The context is there is basically (by all means please provide the exceptions) no reason to be rolling a bill in a bathroom for any legitimate purpose. Zero one might say.
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It's little known but JFF is OCD. So whenever someone gives him a dollar, he is compelled to roll it up. Or stack it up with a bunch of others and make a telephone out of it.

It's a very rare form of OCD.

But.

There you go.
 
The Pencil Neck said:
It's little known but JFF is OCD. So whenever someone gives him a dollar, he is compelled to roll it up. Or stack it up with a bunch of others and make a telephone out of it.

It's a very rare form of OCD.

But.

There you go.
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You know a vampire has to untie knots if he sees them . They also have to count every object like pebbles . Maybe JFF is from Twilight .

Another explanation .....

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infantrycak said:
You're right about it being one picture but wrong about zero context. The context is there is basically (by all means please provide the exceptions) no reason to be rolling a bill in a bathroom for any legitimate purpose. Zero one might say.
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Yep. Occam's Razor theory, and all that.

Sometimes, the obvious is the obvious. And rolling up bills in a bathroom (in freaking LAS VEGAS, no less) is pretty obvious.
 
Yup. I remember when this was so obviously incriminating too. I mean, what else could he be doing?
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I'm not saying Manziel WASN'T doing what people think but it's not as OBVIOUS as people are making it out to be.
 
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