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No matter what happens Saturday, it's been a very Successful Year for the Texans !
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We must go to the , beyond afc champion for success .
GP
Go Texans!
What about him? He played for the Dolphins.
This is about the TEXANS.
What about Robin? He has skills, too, why isn't he the boss and Batman the sidekick?
And while we're at it, let's get to the bottom of another curious failure: Chocolate whipped cream-in-a-spray-can. I used to be able to buy it anywhere, then one day it's gone. From EVERY store. Nowhere to be seen, anywhere. Why? That's some bullcrap is what that is. Nothing better than chocolate flavored whipped cream in a spray can. And it's gone. Forever. Help, please!
EllisUnit
Vote RED!!!
One and done would be a step back so successful? Yes. VERY successful? No.
I am hoping against hope that this team will be the anti-1993 Oilers who were also 12-4 but finished on an 11 game win streak only to get bounced at home in round one. Maybe we stumble in, but get hot.
We arent one and done yet, Let the race start before you crown a victor
EllisUnit
Vote RED!!!
WELL....thats why i made this for them
Bob Mcnair presents real men of Genius
...."Real men of genius"....
Today we salute you Mr. Conservative play caller
...."Mr Conservative ass play caller"....
While other coaches would pass on 3rd and 23, you run a draw
That they never saw coming
...."Never saw it coming"....
Nobody blows a time out better than you, and you know it
Cause who needs time outs when the games already out of reach
...."Out of reach"....
One lucky call and you get into Field goal, Even though you need a TD to catch up
Fans Boo you like your an idiot
Its because you are
...."Oh yes you are"....
So crack open that same old play book Bob Mcnairs guy
Cause your not calling the play
When there is an ask madden button there to help you
...."The Conservative ass play caller"....
FINE PRINT
"Gary Kubiak, Houston Texans Head Coach, Houston Texas"
Textan
Waterboy
Honestly, I was a whole lot more proud of last years team than this 12 and 4 team. The turds laid on prime time embarrassed Texans fans to the core.
Coming out parties became hide in the closet parties after Green Bay and New England slapped us silly, not to mention a Vikings and Colts loss.
Barely squeaked by the Jets and Bears.
All is not lost; they shine in the play offs and this derailed train can get back on track.
Coming out parties became hide in the closet parties after Green Bay and New England slapped us silly, not to mention a Vikings and Colts loss.
Barely squeaked by the Jets and Bears.
All is not lost; they shine in the play offs and this derailed train can get back on track.
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Texan_Bill
Hall of Fame
Pretty much the second dumbest post I've read tonight!!!
Like Marv Levy once said (paraphrased of course) "If you start listening to dumbass fans..... you'll soon be a dumbass fan"!
Texecutioner
Hall of Fame
Well since everyone has the dumbest posts you've ever read tonight, why don't you enlighten us on where all of the errors our in our thoughts? Show us the way oh wise one.
OilerTexan
Practice Squad
Yes, that's what my family does. We grumble when we lose, and cheer when we win, one game at a time.
After each victory we go out to eat - all in our battle-red jerseys. (We call it a "Victory Dinner".) The matching red jerseys draw attention, and we revel in telling everyone about our victory. When we lose, we eat at home.
If I'm eating out this Saturday night, I'm going to be grinning ear-to-ear, talking about the great plays we just saw, and not really be worried about the Superbowl. No one is going to look over at our table and wonder if the Texans' season was successful.
& I may be delusional, but I think they can. I still think this team can win the Super Bowl. They need to get their collective heads out of their... let's just say the sand & into the game. From top to bottom. From the board-room to the mail room. All hands on deck......
This is life or death.... this is the play-offs.
DX-TEX
#TomSavageDontCare
Bravo!
EllisUnit
Vote RED!!!
Yeah I agree cause this one above is the first dumbest. Nicely done, like hitler once said
"Dumm ist so dumm macht. So konnen Sie mich am Arsch lecken"
He didnt really say that but you don't have to be an ass hole just cause your in a bad mood. Especially with all the dumb **** I've seen you post on here.
Hervoyel
BUENO!
I don't really have anything else to contribute to this thread. I'd just like to say that I too am concerned about the missing chocolate flavored whipped cream in a spray can and think that something needs to be done about it. This country is going to hell in a handbasket and it's precisely because of things like missing chocolate flavored whipped cream in a spray can that it's happening.
There are kids in this country who will grow up never having experienced chocolate flavored whipped cream in a spray can and that's not the kind of America I want to live in.