Game. Day. Thread. Texans @ Jaguars

[Mailman]

Time of possession is decidedly in their favor.

The offense needs to get a sustained drive going and give the defense a breather (as if it matters).

 

[jshabang]

Uh finally one team wised up and started running the ball. Too bad it wasn't our freakin' team.

Now we'll play from behind...etc etc etc. follow the script

sad but true

 

[OzzO]

Wow gotta love that D!!!!

OLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Shhh - we are now playing everyone in their right positions.

 

[BetaV1]

YAY

 

[awtysst]

Nice tackling, assholes.

Careful with your language.

 

[Big Lou]

Starting to look like typical Texans football now.

Should start to get out of control any second now............

 

[Pollardized]

Anyone remember the Jose Lima Casa Ole commercials?

I'm thinking our whole D could do some commercials for them.

Casa OLE!!! Every play!!!! Whiffed today!!!!! Casa OLE!!!!!!!!!

 

[gary]

why didn't I exspect otherwise?

 

[OzzO]

We need European man thongs for our coaching staff.

 

[jshabang]

No. It's Ole! Get it right.

my fault......how could i screw that up....... lol

 

[TexanExile]

A new view of what we call the "Red Zone:"

The red is really referring to the cape, I guess.

 

[Shaft75]

Lolololololololololol. Now we run on 1st down!!!!

 

[Showtime100]

That is still funny! Would love to rep you for the Whiner Liner reference but have to spread it around.

Lol, pure brilliance. If anyone didn't see the thread, Senor Stan posted this the other day.......

http://kilt.cbslocal.com/2010/11/08/whiner-texans-play-by-play-on-defense/

 

[Pantherstang84]

Anyone remember the Jose Lima Casa Ole commercials?

I'm thinking our whole D could do some commercials for them.

Casa OLE!!! Every play!!!! Whiffed today!!!!! Casa OLE!!!!!!!!!

Man I miss that dude from his days with the Astros. May he rest in peace.

 

[Big Lou]

Starting to look like typical Texans football now.

Should start to get out of control any second now............

Yep its here.

.500 football is looking like a pipe dream now.

 

[ChrisG]

Omfg

 

[FirstTexansFan]

Briesel can't count... oh well

 

[OzzO]

Just sliiiiight movement by Brisel - barely saw that.

 

[TexSon]

Jesus this team is undisciplined.

 

[TheMatrix31]

I'm going to say this ONE time:

People busting balls about the run, we're running, and it's going nowhere. You don't "continue" to run. I don't want to hear that nonsense. You use Foster in screen passes and short dumpoffs when the traditional run isn't working.

 

[BetaV1]

Frank Bush must've been making one hell of a PB&J on that last defensive series. :wadepalm:

 

[TexanExile]

Love throwing the ball away on a free play.

 

[ChrisG]

Run the mother ****ing ball u jackass

 

[TheMatrix31]

Awesome catch, Hands.

 

[OzzO]

Yep - it's the Walter day.

 

[Pantherstang84]

my fault......how could i screw that up....... lol

It's all good. Just thought I would help ya out.

 

[RTP2110]

Holy crap! A first down!

 

[ChrisG]

Wat is this" run" play they just called..is that legal?

 

[TheMatrix31]

C'mon dude, call intentional grounding!!!!

 

[Pollardized]

Run the mother ****ing ball u jackass

Dude. Language. And hating on Pollard today.

 

[CloakNNNdagger]

Schaub didn't even look like he saw the rush right in front of him

 

[mariowillshine15]

Yea were trying the run game and its not working.

 

[TheMatrix31]

Wat is this" run" play they just called..is that legal?

8 rushes for 22 yards.

 

[Pantherstang84]

No success running the ball.

 

[Big Lou]

Jeez, spread out the offense!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[ChrisG]

Dude. Language. And hating on Pollard today.

Lol sry...ill keep it down today as long as Pollard makes sum plays..deal?

 

[TheMatrix31]

Draw the play up past the marker, por favor.

 

[TexSon]

I see we are taking a page out of the UT playbook.

 

[Lucky]

But the passing game isn't a problem...

 

[JB]

3& 10 so they run a 5 yd route...wtf?

 

[hradhak]

Man after that first drive our offense has done nothing.

 

[OzzO]

okay, how come Foster can't break through now - no lanes opening, oline not doing it's part or is jax putting more in the box knowing it's a running play per the script?

 

[ChrisG]

8 rushes for 22 yards.

Yea thts the prob...best run team and we have run it a whole 8 times

 

[Thorn]

So far we suck, but only down by one TD, so it's not to bad. Our offense looks like crap today.

 

[Maddict5]

cant rly blame kubes today. the run game isnt working

 

[Big Lou]

Remember when we at least had an offense.

At least it made the games fun to watch.

I feel like I'm in a time machine. Feel like 2004 to anyone?

 

[Dishman]

I'm going to say this ONE time:

People busting balls about the run, we're running, and it's going nowhere. You don't "continue" to run. I don't want to hear that nonsense. You use Foster in screen passes and short dumpoffs when the traditional run isn't working.

True to form the Texans aren't recognizing this and calling those types of plays. We saw it once or twice last week, but then those plays went quickly back to the doghouse.

 

[ThaShark316]

All this talk about the run game....no lanes....

Oline looks ultra crappy today

 

[gafftop]

Coaching staff needs to adjust. jags daring Texans to pass. they know Aj not himself. Know JJ is worthless. Daniels no threat. Do the texans have another receiver? Also they know Schaub is not all there.

 

[TexSon]

Haha this team friggin sucks.