Thorn
Dirty Old Man
I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put over my kitchen table. Rodney Dangerfield
So far, this is the oldest I've been. George Carlin
Looking 50 is great if you're 60. Joan Rivers
The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to the left. Jerry M. Wright
People ask me what I'd most appreciate getting for my 87th birthday. I tell them, a paternity suit. George Burns
I figured I'd give yall some more ammo.
So far, this is the oldest I've been. George Carlin
Looking 50 is great if you're 60. Joan Rivers
The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to the left. Jerry M. Wright
People ask me what I'd most appreciate getting for my 87th birthday. I tell them, a paternity suit. George Burns
I figured I'd give yall some more ammo.