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Cowboys release Jones

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IRVING, TEXAS—In an attempt to cut the franchise's losses and "move forward in a positive direction," the Dallas Cowboys severed ties with controversial owner Jerry Jones Monday, ending their tumultuous 20-year relationship with the divisive figure.

According to sources within the Cowboys organization, the decision to release Jones was influenced by the lack of any playoff victories in more than 12 years, the owner's distracting sideline antics, and his selfish, "me first" attitude, which many said was having a cancerous effect on the clubhouse.

"We value Jerry's contributions to the Cowboys over the past two decades, but it has become painfully clear that we just don't share the same priorities," Cowboys public relations director Richard Dalrymple said. "This wasn't an easy choice to make, but we're confident it is a decision that can only make our team better."
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http://www.onionsportsnetwork.com/articles/dallas-cowboys-release-jerry-jones,2815/

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Uhmmm, no. He is to stay his rear there as long as every time I buy toilet paper a percentage goes that stadium.
 
Lol it's a joke. There website is 'TheOnion' where they post fake news based on real life stuff to make people think its real. Basically its a parody news website.
 
New roof proposed for the Jerruh Dome, a.k.a. Cowboys Stadium:

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Playoffs said:
Sad Jerry Jones radio interview -- he's really sounding bad here:

http://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/media/1312/fake-jerry-1-3-12.mp3
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On a more serious note, but still funny.

http://www.theunticket.com/junior-millers-hso-about-jerry-jones/

When I lived in Dallas, this was the conversation in some way every year. I think everyone up there has realized by now that Jerry is there to stay and make the decisions, but it has to be so difficult to accept about your team. :)
 
paycheck71 said:
On a more serious note, but still funny.

http://www.theunticket.com/junior-millers-hso-about-jerry-jones/

When I lived in Dallas, this was the conversation in some way every year. I think everyone up there has realized by now that Jerry is there to stay and make the decisions, but it has to be so difficult to accept about your team. :)
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As good as the fake jerry Jones it was better when they did the fake Wade with him. The fake Jason Garrett is quality also.
 
ArlingtonTexan said:
As good as the fake jerry Jones it was better when they did the fake Wade with him. The fake Jason Garrett is quality also.
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Fake Wade and Jerry together were great! Fake Garrett is spot on! Every time I hear Garrett speak, he sounds just like Gordo's version. I have a feeling if the Texans do anything in the playoffs, fake Wade may make a return appearance on the little Ticket. :)
 
paycheck71 said:
On a more serious note, but still funny.

http://www.theunticket.com/junior-millers-hso-about-jerry-jones/

When I lived in Dallas, this was the conversation in some way every year. I think everyone up there has realized by now that Jerry is there to stay and make the decisions, but it has to be so difficult to accept about your team. :)
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LOL.

My favorite little quote from Fake Jerry Jones:

"Our football team avoids physical contact like Star Jones' gay husband...."
 
GP said:
LOL.

My favorite little quote from Fake Jerry Jones:

"Our football team avoids physical contact like Star Jones' gay husband...."
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From the Halloween party


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I don't know why I never noticed the resemblance before...
 
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