Cowboys release Jones

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  1. Stemp

    Stemp Brew Master

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    http://www.onionsportsnetwork.com/articles/dallas-cowboys-release-jerry-jones,2815/

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  2. FirstTexansFan

    FirstTexansFan The Unknown Fan

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    MSR?? Come on Hook'em, don't limit my rights to rep a man that deserves it! :)
     
  3. ArlingtonTexan

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    Uhmmm, no. He is to stay his rear there as long as every time I buy toilet paper a percentage goes that stadium.
     
  4. hookinreds

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    Is that the used or unused percentage of your toilet paper?
     
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    I got him.
    That was priceless.
    :barman:
     
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    lol Published in 2009
     
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    As priceless and apropo as ever! LOL!
     
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    I heard the Bengals or Raiders might pick him up off the waiver wire.
     
  9. ArlingtonTexan

    ArlingtonTexan Moderator Staff Member

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    used.
     
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    Took the muff-huggas long enough.
     


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    Lol it's a joke. There website is 'TheOnion' where they post fake news based on real life stuff to make people think its real. Basically its a parody news website.
     
  12. Señor Stan

    Señor Stan El Guapo

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    to be republished in

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    New roof proposed for the Jerruh Dome, a.k.a. Cowboys Stadium:

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    On a more serious note, but still funny.

    http://www.theunticket.com/junior-millers-hso-about-jerry-jones/

    When I lived in Dallas, this was the conversation in some way every year. I think everyone up there has realized by now that Jerry is there to stay and make the decisions, but it has to be so difficult to accept about your team. :)
     
  16. ArlingtonTexan

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    As good as the fake jerry Jones it was better when they did the fake Wade with him. The fake Jason Garrett is quality also.
     
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    Fake Wade and Jerry together were great! Fake Garrett is spot on! Every time I hear Garrett speak, he sounds just like Gordo's version. I have a feeling if the Texans do anything in the playoffs, fake Wade may make a return appearance on the little Ticket. :)
     
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    LOL.

    My favorite little quote from Fake Jerry Jones:

    "Our football team avoids physical contact like Star Jones' gay husband...."
     
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    From the Halloween party


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    I don't know why I never noticed the resemblance before...
     
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