Discussion in 'The National Football League' started by Stemp, Jan 2, 2012.
MSR?? Come on Hook'em, don't limit my rights to rep a man that deserves it!
Uhmmm, no. He is to stay his rear there as long as every time I buy toilet paper a percentage goes that stadium.
Is that the used or unused percentage of your toilet paper?
I got him.
That was priceless.
lol Published in 2009
As priceless and apropo as ever! LOL!
I heard the Bengals or Raiders might pick him up off the waiver wire.
Took the muff-huggas long enough.
Lol it's a joke. There website is 'TheOnion' where they post fake news based on real life stuff to make people think its real. Basically its a parody news website.
to be republished in
New roof proposed for the Jerruh Dome, a.k.a. Cowboys Stadium:
Sad Jerry Jones radio interview -- he's really sounding bad here:
On a more serious note, but still funny.
When I lived in Dallas, this was the conversation in some way every year. I think everyone up there has realized by now that Jerry is there to stay and make the decisions, but it has to be so difficult to accept about your team.
As good as the fake jerry Jones it was better when they did the fake Wade with him. The fake Jason Garrett is quality also.
Fake Wade and Jerry together were great! Fake Garrett is spot on! Every time I hear Garrett speak, he sounds just like Gordo's version. I have a feeling if the Texans do anything in the playoffs, fake Wade may make a return appearance on the little Ticket.
My favorite little quote from Fake Jerry Jones:
"Our football team avoids physical contact like Star Jones' gay husband...."
From the Halloween party
I don't know why I never noticed the resemblance before...
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