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(CNN) January 13, 2008 -- The city known as Dallas, Texas has been dislocated from the Texas State just minutes after losing to the New York Giants in the NFL Divisional Playoffs.
Sneak up there in the middle of the night, bulldoze it all across the border into Oklahoma and then play dumb in the morning. Just tell the press that we always thought Dallas was in Oklahoma.
Problem solved!
You hear that? It's the sound of all Dallas teams choking.
You hear that? It's the sound of all Dallas teams choking.
First the Mavs, now the "Girls" for a 2nd year in a row. Dallas should be called "CHOKE CITY"
You know Dirk is the happiest man in Dallas today...he finally found someone who is a bigger choke artist than himself.