Breaking news out of Dallas

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  1. gg no re

    gg no re iggnorent

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    (CNN) January 13, 2008 -- The city known as Dallas, Texas has been dislocated from the Texas State just minutes after losing to the New York Giants in the NFL Divisional Playoffs.
     
  2. PapaL

    PapaL Loose Screw

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    You hear that? It's the sound of all Dallas teams choking.
     
  3. WesmanTexanfan

    WesmanTexanfan SeNior Smack

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    thats.....like...... my dream....
     
  4. Showtime100

    Showtime100 Got AJ?

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    Dallas, Tennessee. Hmm.
     
  5. ATRAIN

    ATRAIN ATX TEXANS FAN

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    First the Mavs, now the "Girls" for a 2nd year in a row. Dallas should be called "CHOKE CITY"
     
  6. Hervoyel

    Hervoyel The Right Track

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    Sneak up there in the middle of the night, bulldoze it all across the border into Oklahoma and then play dumb in the morning. Just tell the press that we always thought Dallas was in Oklahoma.

    Problem solved!
     
  7. TexansLucky13

    TexansLucky13 53d Signal Batt

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    Dallas isn't in Oklahoma?

    I really need to take a US Geography course.

    :tease:
     
  8. TEXANRED

    TEXANRED Texan-American

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    How can I put this delicately?

    The broke back cowboys should be used to chocking.
     
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  9. Texan_Bill

    Texan_Bill Subscribed Contributor

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  10. PapaL

    PapaL Loose Screw

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    ^ I think we should rename that to the Dallas Maneuver ^
     
  11. cuppacoffee

    cuppacoffee Resident Grouch

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    I could swear I saw a few Giants Dlinemen practicing this maneuver on Romo.. :D


    :coffee:
     
  12. SA Texan

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    You know Dirk is the happiest man in Dallas today...he finally found someone who is a bigger choke artist than himself. :splits:
     
  13. WesmanTexanfan

    WesmanTexanfan SeNior Smack

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    CHOKE CITY


    i love it, wish i had enough money to put up that bilboard in dallas.......
     

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