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Tom Brady's Baby Mama Drama

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BRADY'S BOYS CAN SWIM

This time around, the initial reports are more equivocal than was the news of Brady's impending fatherhood with former girlfriend Bridget Moynahan. But there are indeed reports that Brady's new squeeze, Gisele Bundchen, might have a Bundchen in the oven, courtesy of Brady.
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Just a clip from PFT's article.

He's almost as fertile as I.
 
Jeebus... you would think with his kind of money he could afford a pack of Trojans. I guess this means he has "protection problems," to borrow a Peyton Manning phrase...
 
So can we plan on seeing Tom Brady on the Maury Povich show in the near future? TOM BRADY..YOU ARE/ARE NOT THE FATHER. :elmo:
 
GoPats said:
Jeebus... you would think with his kind of money he could afford a pack of Trojans. I guess this means he has "protection problems," to borrow a Peyton Manning phrase...
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condoms? these are his skirts, not some random floozy, they need to get on the pill. i'm sure he's pounding it nightly, that's just a task to keep that many condoms on hand. i guess he can go bulk from sam's club.
 
GoPats said:
Jeebus... you would think with his kind of money he could afford a pack of Trojans. I guess this means he has "protection problems," to borrow a Peyton Manning phrase...
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If he went to USC, maybe. But since he went to Michigan; guess bareback is the way, lol.
 
Tom Brady is....


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My wife is always referring to sports as "male soap opera". Stories like this in the football forum just confirms what she is saying.

I hate to say it, but if I was a three time Super Bowl Champion with good looks and gazillions of dollars, I'd be a man-ho. I mean, c'mon, hot women throwing themselves at you? Be honest, who wouldn't?! :shades:
 
Trap_Star said:
Welcome to da Playas Club....
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Let's calculate the child support.... 20% of his monthly net per kid, plus insurance for 18 years...

And what does he make a year? $15 million or so?

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ for Bridget and Gisele

Bridget ------------->:elmo:

Gisele---------------> :dance2:


If he is too stupid to use birth control at least he has good taste in women...
 
Koolaid Time said:
Let's calculate the child support.... 20% of his monthly net per kid, plus insurance for 18 years...

And what does he make a year? $15 million or so?

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ for Bridget and Gisele

Bridget ------------->:elmo:

Gisele---------------> :dance2:


If he is too stupid to use birth control at least he has good taste in women...
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Just thought I'd take a moment to point out that Gisele won't need the money--she's far richer than Brady and I would suspect most if not all of the NFL. I thought I read recently she is worth nine figures--so if we're going to talk about child support and money, we should be saying, way to go Tom!

Even at that, I already feel badly for the kid(s)--growing up the child of celebrity parents is never easy.
 
kastofsna said:
condoms? these are his skirts, not some random floozy, they need to get on the pill. i'm sure he's pounding it nightly, that's just a task to keep that many condoms on hand. i guess he can go bulk from sam's club.
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they're all random floozies, don't be fooled.:winky:
 
I wouldn't say all, but yeah, I know plenty of people that cheat. It's not a bad idea to wrap it up every time.
 
If he keeps this up in 30 years he'll look like a scene from The Jerk. Walking out of his house, unshaven, pants down around his ankles......"that's all I need....my chair.....my little drink umbrella.......that's all I need......my chair....my........."

So much for his special purpose.
 
Jeez what Tom Brady couldn't make up his mind on which woman he wanted? So he pregnated both of them? What a greedy bastard...
 
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