Tom Brady's Baby Mama Drama

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  1. mexican_texan

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    Just a clip from PFT's article.

    He's almost as fertile as I.
     
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    Jeebus... you would think with his kind of money he could afford a pack of Trojans. I guess this means he has "protection problems," to borrow a Peyton Manning phrase...
     
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    I'm pretty sure the the real Father of Anna Nicole's daughter is really Tom Brady.
     
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    So can we plan on seeing Tom Brady on the Maury Povich show in the near future? TOM BRADY..YOU ARE/ARE NOT THE FATHER. :elmo:
     
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    condoms? these are his skirts, not some random floozy, they need to get on the pill. i'm sure he's pounding it nightly, that's just a task to keep that many condoms on hand. i guess he can go bulk from sam's club.
     
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    If he went to USC, maybe. But since he went to Michigan; guess bareback is the way, lol.
     
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    Tom Brady is....


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    the reincarnation of Shawn Kemp......
     


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    He could choose worse people to impregnate...
     
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    My wife is always referring to sports as "male soap opera". Stories like this in the football forum just confirms what she is saying.

    I hate to say it, but if I was a three time Super Bowl Champion with good looks and gazillions of dollars, I'd be a man-ho. I mean, c'mon, hot women throwing themselves at you? Be honest, who wouldn't?! :shades:
     
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    He kinda followed the instructions...it is over his head...
     
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    Let's calculate the child support.... 20% of his monthly net per kid, plus insurance for 18 years...

    And what does he make a year? $15 million or so?

    $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ for Bridget and Gisele

    Bridget ------------->:elmo:

    Gisele---------------> :dance2:


    If he is too stupid to use birth control at least he has good taste in women...
     
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    I think it's because of his quick release.
     
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    Seems like Brady forgot that he doesn't play in the NBA.
     
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    Just thought I'd take a moment to point out that Gisele won't need the money--she's far richer than Brady and I would suspect most if not all of the NFL. I thought I read recently she is worth nine figures--so if we're going to talk about child support and money, we should be saying, way to go Tom!

    Even at that, I already feel badly for the kid(s)--growing up the child of celebrity parents is never easy.
     
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    they're all random floozies, don't be fooled.:winky:
     

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