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Yeah right, But it would be fun to watch

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stonedtexansfan

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The texans trade David Carr to the Miami Dolphins for their 1st and 3rd round picks.

1st rd pick- QB Vince Young, Athletic Hometown QB, will put fans in the seats and points on the board. Strengths: Leadership, Poise, Ability to make people miss, Speed. Weakness: Throwing Mechanics, Arm Strength
1st rd pick (via Miami)- OT Winston Justice. Best LT in the draft besides D'Brick
2nd rd pick- OLB Thomas Howard. Speed Speed and more Speed at 240 lbs. Football intelligance is questionable, still wet behind the ears.
3rd rd pick- DE Elvis Dumervil. Sack artist who falls due to lack of size. Led nation in sacks playin left end, but is Dwight Freeney to small?
3rd rd pick (via NO)- TE Joe Klopfenstein. Tall fast TE, who should in senior bowl and block and catch better than projected.
3rd rd pick (via Miami)- C Patrick Ross. A bit undersized, but we all know what Kubick can do with smaller linemen.
4th rd pick- MLB. Anthony Schlegel. Over shadowed by AJ Hawk. Big kid who finds his way to the ball.
5th rd pick- WR Skyler Green. Fast reciever with questionable hands. Adds depth to Return unit, in case Mathis has Hamstring problems again.
6th rd pick- OG Aldo De La Garza. Big strong Guard who adds depth to a depleted unit.
7th rd pick- RB Derrick Ross. Small school, big player. Attended Tarleton St. But at 6'0 238 with a sub 4.5 40. Special Teams player who could possibly get carries later in career.
 
stonedtexansfan said:
The texans trade David Carr to the Miami Dolphins for their 1st and 3rd round picks.
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stop right there. :brickwall david carr is worth a 2nd rounder AT BEST with his fat contract.

i know you werent 100% serious, but lets not get carried away
 
If AJ Feely was worth a 2nd, than Carr is worth a first and third. Plus the only thing the dolphins are missin is a big name reciever, cough TO cough, and a QB. So it is possible they would do it.
 
I don't know, I like it. We'll start Banks at the beginnng of the season get some of those offensive line kinks straightened out..... if we're winning, leave the tackling dummy in there. till we(we meaning Kubiak&Sherman) feel good enough to put him in there, or they feel we can't do any worse....
 
Wow you get credit for the worse fantasy mock so far. I understand the VY pick, but after that it all goes down hill. I mean good that you put the work in, bad that you don't know our team needs.
 
kastofsna said:
tell ya what, you give us david carr, we'll give you an egg-salad sandwich (fresh). deal?
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A complete sangwich? HA! You got fleeced! We would have settled for a hard roll with ketchup inside! :)
 
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