Are the following rumors true?
(ignore the fact that the rumors come from another post on this site and that it is meant as a joke)
When Vince Young does a push up, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the earth down.
Vince Young is the first man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
In fine print at the end of the Guinness Book of World Record it states that Vince Young actually holds every world record, and those previously listed are just the closest anyone has ever gotten.
Superman owns a pair of Vince Young pajamas.
Vince Young can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
Vince Young has counted to infinity. Twice. (my favorite)
He can't get sick because he is immune to everything, especially a pass rush.
Vince Young was once involved in a head-on car crash, and he was the only survivor. Vince Young was walking at the time.
Vince has learned 23 different languages just by listening to the last words of his victims.
Vince Young can beat aquaman in the 400m butterfly.
Vince Young is the only person in history to break out from wonder womans magic lasso.
Vince Young put sugar in speed racers gas tank.
Hellen Kellers favorite color is Vince Young.
Vince Young is actually left handed, but he is so powerful, if he threw with his good arm he would burn holes through his recievers. So he throws with his weak arm, at only 30 percent strength.
Vince Youngs tears can cure cancer....to bad he's never cried.
Vince Young did indeed build Rome in a day.
In ancient aramaic, Vince Young actually mean "saves bad coaches."
Jesus walked on water. Moses split the Red Sea. Vince Young did both before he came out of the womb, then he roundhoused Jesus and Moses.
When Vince Young picks up a football, the U.S. Terror Alert Level is raised to gold.
When 72 virgins die and go to heaven, they are rewarded with Vince Young.
Vince Young created Himself in the image of Himself.
VY sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled football skills. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Vince juked the devil out of his horns and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for VY.
VY can touch MC Hammer.
A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to VY and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
The sun doesn't actually rise or set. VY simply claps twice.
Achilles was supposedly the greatest warrior of all time, but he died because of his weak spot, the Achilles tendon. There is no VY tendon. You do the math.