Training Camp - Good Times

[Runner]

"It's like Groundhog Day," Texans center Mike Flanagan says. "You see the same people at the same time wearing the same clothes every single day. You pretty much know that at 7:15 this guy is going to walk by my locker and fart. You've got to have something to break up the monotony."

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/13944861/

 

[Yankee_In_TX]

Are you going? I'll make it a point to walk by you and fart, you'll feel like a part of the team. (that's what you get for defending a Wolverine )

Actually, I am pumped for Friday. The managing partner of the law firm is gone, so getting a 1/2 day will be easier!

Also, FYI, Lil_Red will be there signing autographs Friday!

 

[texan279]

You pretty much know that at 7:15 this guy is going to walk by my locker and fart.

LMAO

 

[Runner]

Are you going? I'll make it a point to walk by you and fart, you'll feel like a part of the team. (that's what you get for defending a Wolverine )

Hey! I'm a native Buckeye - don't pick on me either.

 

[Texans Horror]

We (linemen) lifted this receiver's VW bug and ran off with it (not too far - we weren't that strong!). We put it between two trees so he couldn't maneuver the car...

 

[Runner]

Also from the article.

A favorite prank is for one player to steal another player's car keys, roll down the window and place a brick and some broken glass on the seat, leaving the impression the car was broken into. "It always raises a nice response," Texans center Steve McKinney says.

 

[Texans Horror]

As you get older, lifting cars loses its cool...

 

[texan279]

We (linemen) lifted this receiver's VW bug and ran off with it (not too far - we weren't that strong!). We put it between two trees so he couldn't maneuver the car...

We did that in high school too, we took one of the other player's small car and placed it over the middle of those concrete things you park in front of so he couldn't drive it forward or in reverse lol.

 

[texan279]

As you get older, lifting cars loses its cool...

And lifting the cars gets harder to do...

 

[Kaiser Toro]

We did that in high school too, we took one of the other player's small car and placed it over the middle of those concrete things you park in front of so he couldn't drive it forward or in reverse lol.

When we had a insolent player in HS we would take their cologne and empty it and then refill it.

 

[Runner]

When we had a insolent player in HS we would take their cologne and empty it and then refill it.

So was he P'offed on just P'onned?

 

[El Tejano]

Funny. We would just slap his mom and kick his dog.

 

[Yankee_In_TX]

AJ- I am glad you put in a snippet about how to get tickets if you missed Wachovia.