Top ten reasons why we should should saddle up and go to a Texans game;

[bleedingred]

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Reason #10 - Who wouldn't want to sit in a tomb during Houston's best weather of the year...

Reason #9 - Let's turn the whole offense over to...well... the successful offensive LINE coach....

Reason #8 - We can see how fatter we've become since 2 weeks ago in our already too thin seats...

Reason #7 - Search the parking lot for any leftover FEMA $2000 debit cards

Reason #6 - Watch all the secret service through our binoculars when Bush Sr. sponges a ticket...

Reason #5 - Know that we don't have to watch half-gay men run with flags over the field after a score since we won't be...

Reason #4 - Blow Nostradamis out of the water in being able to predict every Texas's play in advance...

Reason #3 - Know that you can throw for more yardage in the neighorhood court with the kids in 15 minutes than David can ALL season...

Reason #2 - Buy $7 beer to dull your senses using the money from your 2nd mortgage...

...And Reason #1...

Reason #1 - C'mon. Who wants to watch a boring old baseball game.
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[touttail]

Bleedingred, you owe me a new monitor.
Spewed coffee all over mine after reading your post.

Sure you are not a writer for David Letterman?????


bobby 119C :brickwall

 

[Doom Capers]

Classic

 

[TexansAllTheWayBaby]

Funny? Yes. Something a true fan would do? No.

Yeah I know we are pretty bad right now. But this is when us fans need to support them the most by continously cheering them on! Dont be bandwagon hopers to the Texans, and jum on when they get hot. Please dont be a front-runner!

Stick with us and support us through the bad times, and it will grealty magnitude the good times.

GO TEXANS!