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This just in: Texans water boy at fault for team's woes

GP

Go Texans!
Can we stop the insanity?

Every day there's a new culprit to be lynched.

Let's narrow down the list to the top 3 or 5 and just stick with bashing THOSE people.

1. McNair for being to classy and professional to satisfy the microwave fan in me. I want someone fired and I want them fired YESTERDAY! :)

2. Capers for throwing challenge flags when you CANNOT challenge a play, and for not throwing the challenge flag when you CAN and SHOULD.

3. Casserly just for being associated with this whole mess. Also: I cannot prove you blew up the levies in New Orleans, but I think you had a hand in it with President Bush.

4. Fangio for your brilliant attacking scheme in the first half and then the complete opposite scheme in the second half. Nice.

5. Joe Texan for not drinking enough beer and yelling enough when the TV camera swings his way on Sundays. I have a fever, and the only cure is more Joe Texan.
 
gpshafer_1976 said:
5. Joe Texan for not drinking enough beer and yelling enough when the TV camera swings his way on Sundays. I have a fever, and the only cure is more Joe Texan.

I have been to every Texan game (including preseason) and I can attest to the fact the Joe Texan has never not drank enough beer at Texans games.

Long Live Joe Texans
:yahoo: :yahoo:
 
gpshafer_1976 said:
Can we stop the insanity?

Every day there's a new culprit to be lynched.

Let's narrow down the list to the top 3 or 5 and just stick with bashing THOSE people.

1. McNair for being to classy and professional to satisfy the microwave fan in me. I want someone fired and I want them fired YESTERDAY! :)

2. Capers for throwing challenge flags when you CANNOT challenge a play, and for not throwing the challenge flag when you CAN and SHOULD.

3. Casserly just for being associated with this whole mess. Also: I cannot prove you blew up the levies in New Orleans, but I think you had a hand in it with President Bush.

4. Fangio for your brilliant attacking scheme in the first half and then the complete opposite scheme in the second half. Nice.

5. Joe Texan for not drinking enough beer and yelling enough when the TV camera swings his way on Sundays. I have a fever, and the only cure is more Joe Texan.
dont forget david carr, despite 3 td's and 293 yards, he is still at fault for allowing the rams to come back! (sarcasm)
 
Double Barrel said:
There's more than one? :confused:

There is a little Joe Texan in all of us. Also I don't know if it is true but I heard that every time Joe Texan drinks a bottle of beer an angel get's his wings.
 
"...There is a little Joe Texan in all of us. Also I don't know if it is true but I heard that every time Joe Texan drinks a bottle of beer an angel get's his wings." -- ojthecat

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THAT was hilarious!

Thank you for giving me an "out loud" laugh for the first time all week.

:yahoo:
 
ojthecat said:
There is a little Joe Texan in all of us. Also I don't know if it is true but I heard that every time Joe Texan drinks a bottle of beer an angel get's his wings.

heh-heh, that's pretty darn funny. Just don't go showing your little Joe Texan in public, though, you could get arrested for that! :heh:
 
gpshafer_1976 said:
3. Casserly just for being associated with this whole mess. Also: I cannot prove you blew up the levies in New Orleans, but I think you had a hand in it with President Bush.
Thats great!!!
 
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