Things Andre Johnson would never do.

[GuerillaBlack]

Andre would never beat the hell out of Cortland Finne...oh wait!

 

[TEXANS84]

Andre Johnson would never appear on VH1 in a "I love the 80's" video just because of his number.

 

[Hooston Texan]

Accuse his quarterback of having secret meetings with another receiver for the purpose of freezing him out of the offense.

 

[barrett]

Andre Johnson would never drop the game winning touchdown in the endzone at the end of a last chance drive in the 4th Quarter on Monday Night Football against the Colts.

Dude, seriously! I remember having that exact same thought! He's not clutch. GInn cost us a one up on the Colts!

This season more than ever every loss the tacks and Colts get it critical. I'm almost upset I won't get to watch the tacks v Jets game! I can't remember what I'll be doing instead but I won't get to see it.

 

[euro-Texan]

When it rains, Andre doesn't get wet, the rain gets Dre'd.

 

[Texan4Ever]

Andre Johnson doesn't catch the football, the football finds him.

 

[brakos82]

Wait, nevermind. Wrong thread.

 

[b0ng]

Andre Johnson would make sure Cortland Finnegan was hydrated before catching a TD.

 

[Hooston Texan]

Probably bad form to bump my own thread, but this was too good not to add.

Andre Johnson would never . . .

assault a member of LeBron James' entourage.