The 2007 "LOOPY" Mock Draft

[gwallaia]

1.Oakland (2-14)
2. Detroit (3-13)
3. #Cleveland (4-12)
4. #Tampa Bay (4-12)
5. Arizona (5-11)
6. Washington (5-11)
7. Minnesota (6-10)
8. Houston (6-10)
9. Miami (6-10)
10. Atlanta (7-9)
11. San Fransico (7-9)
12. Buffalo (7-9)
13. St. Louis (8-8)
14. Carolina (8-8)
15. Pittsburgh (8-8)
16. Green Bay (8-8)
17. Jacksonville (8-8)
18. Cincinnati (8-8)
19. Tennessee (8-8)
20. NY Giants (8-8)
21. Denver (9-7)
22. Dallas (9-7)
23. Kansas City (9-7)
24. New England (from Seattle) (9-7)
25. NY Jets (10-6)
26. Philadelphia (10-6)
27. New Orleans (10-6)
28. New England (12-4)
29. Baltimore (13-3)
30. San Diego (14-2)
31. Chicago (13-3)
32. Indianapolis (12-4)

 

[gwallaia]

As expected, with the first pick in the 2007 NFL Draft, the Oakland Raiders select Doc Brown from Back to the Future.

Armed with his flux-capicator, Brown will be unstoppable in the backfield. His questionable foot speed and slow delivery will be greatly neuturalized by his quick decision making and ability to alter time.

 

[kastofsna]

al davis has spoken up in the past about his concerns with drafting time travelers, so i dunno just how accurate that pick is.

 

[joedinkle]

Detroit looking for someone with a mean streak to solidify their O-Line select...Scar

He's had some behavorial problems, i.e. eating other players, but he doubles as a mascot. It's a win-win.