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I'm a Tech alum and usually don't care who wins this game. But the bowl implications this year make this one too intriguing to miss.
 
Thanksgiving is a time for being thankful for what we have, and helping those who are in need. Currently the University of Texas is in a state of misery, and like any old aninmal that can barely stand on its own strength, we need to put it out of its misery. Tonight, the Aggies will give the Longhorns some sweet relief to a team that has faced an incredible amount of hardship, adversity and idiotic coaching this year. Tonight, the Longhorn's season will end at 5-7.

Gig'em Aggies! Whoop!
 
I don't know DutchRudder... I see the Horn's as a wounded dangerous animal. A loss here keeps them out of a bowl, and they are playing at home. As much as I believe the Ag's need this win to aid recruiting, I'm afraid we'll screw the pooch.
 
I'm a UT alum and I think both fanbases embarrass themselves with their silly college football b.s.

Aggie fans have an inferiority complex that's evidenced by their NFL playbook-thick fancult manual for Gameday, whereas UT a-holes who hate the Texans because Their Lord and Savior wasn't drafted in 2006 carry an undeserved superiority complex with them everywhere they go.

Wanna know what really bugs me, though? The blowhards on both sides who can't call themselves graduates of either school and won't separate their Saturdays from their Sundays.
 
I'm a UT alum and I think both fanbases embarrass themselves with their silly college football b.s.

Aggie fans have an inferiority complex that's evidenced by their NFL playbook-thick fancult manual for Gameday, whereas UT a-holes who hate the Texans because Their Lord and Savior wasn't drafted in 2006 carry an undeserved superiority complex with them everywhere they go.

Wanna know what really bugs me, though? The blowhards on both sides who can't call themselves graduates of either school and won't separate their Saturdays from their Sundays.
Did somebody not get laid in college?

Say what you will about Aggie traditions, but getting a kiss from your date after every score ain't bad...
 
Did somebody not get laid in college?

Say what you will about Aggie traditions, but getting a kiss from your date after every score ain't bad...

My getting laid in college had nothing to do with football. That crap is an extension of high school. I was no longer in high school so I didn't see the need to act like it was my duty to attend football games and learn the school rituals that went along with it.

I didn't need UT football games as an excuse to drink and get laid.
 
Just when it looks like Greg Davis is out the door, the Horns are gonna pull their heads out of their asses just so they can prolong our agony.

I predict a UT win and temporary happiness for the Longhorns. Then Mack Brown will point to this game as the turning point in the Garrett Gilbert era to give him ammo to save GD's job. Pinstripe Bowl, here we come!!!

Or the Ags can just put us out of our misery and we can finally get somebody that knows how to outcoach the guy in the other pressbox.
 
I'm a UT alum and I think both fanbases embarrass themselves with their silly college football b.s.

Aggie fans have an inferiority complex that's evidenced by their NFL playbook-thick fancult manual for Gameday, whereas UT a-holes who hate the Texans because Their Lord and Savior wasn't drafted in 2006 carry an undeserved superiority complex with them everywhere they go.

Wanna know what really bugs me, though? The blowhards on both sides who can't call themselves graduates of either school and won't separate their Saturdays from their Sundays.

Did a girl cheat on you with the whole football team or something?
 
I predict a lock on this thread by halftime.

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I'ma try to avoid the trash-talk, and just hope that it's an exciting game which the Aggies win. Also, hope we get a big enough lead so that Jerrod can get a few snaps in.
 
I don't know DutchRudder... I see the Horn's as a wounded dangerous animal. A loss here keeps them out of a bowl, and they are playing at home. As much as I believe the Ag's need this win to aid recruiting, I'm afraid we'll screw the pooch.

No the Aggies will come out swinging. Even last year, we sucked and UT was headed to the national Championship, but we still made it an exciting game. I'm sure UT will try their best for a quarter, but once things start to go our way, they will give up until the game is way out of hand.

This is the first time in about 10 years that the Aggies have been favored in this game, so I think they will want to come out and prove something. If things do start rolling our way, don't be surprised if they run up the score in an effort to elevate our ranking. We have an extremely unlikely opportunity to win the Big 12 South, but if OU wins in an ugly game we might be able to win the tiebreaker.
 
I love the announcing crew of Craig James and the two other guys. I think I have it decoded. When they laugh "he he he" that means good for Texas. When they laugh "ha ha ha" it's a good play for the Aggies.

Other than that they just seem to laugh a lot.
 
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