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Texans VS Falcons....let's Predict ;)

Ok my kids are with their grandma, and after a blunt and about 10 shots of crown with the wife I have it.....

Mallett throws for 5 TDs, Hopkins catches 3, Watt has a fumble recovery for a TD, and 4 sacks. Matt Ryan is picked off 3 times and sacked a total of 7 times.

Could be the dope and booze talking or I'm just good that way.....
 
Ok my kids are with their grandma, and after a blunt and about 10 shots of crown with the wife I have it.....

Mallett throws for 5 TDs, Hopkins catches 3, Watt has a fumble recovery for a TD, and 4 sacks. Matt Ryan is picked off 3 times and sacked a total of 7 times.

Could be the dope and booze talking or I'm just good that way.....
yeah, yeah but who wins?
 
After the Texans beat the Falcons tomorrow who's buying the free drinks for us? I want to party and celebrate!!!!!! We got this. We're going to kick that Falcons ass tomorrow at their house. It's going to feel sweet and satisfying.
 
I don't like this game for the Texans at all...

Falcons 31 Texans 17.

Hoping to be wrong here
 
After the Texans beat the Falcons tomorrow who's buying the free drinks for us?

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might as well continue making this thread, if we don't win another game all year maybe we clean house
 
Even if the Texans do clean house, their house will still be more wreaked than my apartment. And that's bad.
 
Didn't Jadeveon Clowney sack Matt Ryan for his first NFL sack?
Unofficially of course because it was the preseason but I count it.
He will make it official on Sunday that's all. Not one, not two, but three for #90!

What happened here? Did JD get to Matt? I stopped watching after 14-0.
 
I was wrong. I said the Falcons should win and that the Texans could win.

I was waaaay to optimistic. The Texans couldn't win. No chance in hell. I'm predicting straight losses from here on out.
 
I was wrong. I said the Falcons should win and that the Texans could win.

I was waaaay to optimistic. The Texans couldn't win. No chance in hell. I'm predicting straight losses from here on out.

I'm expecting the Texans to open some whoopazz on the Colts Thursday night.

Not just come out & play well. Not competing to the end. I mean trucking them on every play, & running backwards into the endzone while waving the ball in the air whoopazz.

But if they don't, I'll leave early & hit the clubs (I got Friday off).
 
I'm expecting the Texans to open some whoopazz on the Colts Thursday night.

Not just come out & play well. Not competing to the end. I mean trucking them on every play, & running backwards into the endzone while waving the ball in the air whoopazz.

But if they don't, I'll leave early & hit the clubs (I got Friday off).


Hahaha. When has that ever happened in the history of this franchise?
 
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