Tebow throws for 3:16 yards...

[Dutchrudder]

Did you have to pack yourself a sandwich to go on that trip?

Nah man, I was able to do it from the comfort of my home! Isn't it wonderful though, that God would place Tebow in the position to get a conversation between us believers going on a random message board? I mean think about it, if Tebow and Jeremiah hadn't done what they did, would you know the difference between the phallus size and testicular ammo of a donkey and a horse? Praise Jesus that he has imparted this wisdom on us!


Look I found another great verse to share because of football stats! Ben Rapistburger completed 22 passes for 289 yards and look what Deuteronomy 22:28-9 says!

If a man is caught in the act of raping a young woman who is not engaged, he must pay fifty pieces of silver to her father. Then he must marry the young woman because he violated her, and he will never be allowed to divorce her.

It's a miracle!

 

[TEXANRED]

Nah man, I was able to do it from the comfort of my home! Isn't it wonderful though, that God would place Tebow in the position to get a conversation between us believers going on a random message board? I mean think about it, if Tebow and Jeremiah hadn't done what they did, would you know the difference between the phallus size and testicular ammo of a donkey and a horse? Praise Jesus that he has imparted this wisdom on us!


Look I found another great verse to share because of football stats! Ben Rapistburger completed 22 passes for 289 yards and look what Deuteronomy 22:28-9 says!

If a man is caught in the act of raping a young woman who is not engaged, he must pay fifty pieces of silver to her father. Then he must marry the young woman because he violated her, and he will never be allowed to divorce her.

It's a miracle!

Now that's funny!

 

[TEXANRED]

If you add up Tebow and Jeremiah Johnson's rush yards you get 23. Their longest runs were 14 and 6, total 20.

Ezekiel 23:20: There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.

Tim Tebow's # is 15. Johnson's # is 37

Mark 15:37

And Jesus cried with a loud voice, and gave up the ghost.