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Skip Bayless is an id!ot

Texecutioner said:
That's exactly what he does. It's exactly why I stopped watching any ESPN shows other than regular news that I have to watch on that network years ago. ESPN is nothing but a drama network surrounding sports. They get guys like Skip, Marriotti, and a few others to run their mouths and argue with each other with different opinions to fill space. I don't believe that Skip believes even a quarter of the opinions he claims to have on those shows. He just plays the antagonist role and the controversial opinion to have differing views than the other guy or the majority. It's a clown mentality at ESPN and the more people watch that stupid network the worse it surely will get. ESPN's been a joke for years.
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yep he's paid to be an *****.
 
I am so glad you said that schaub doesn't throw the deep ball good. Especially over the middle to A.J. If he would hit Dre' on the run than he would have more touchdowns, but instead he has to slow down some to catch the ball which forces him to try to shake off a guy who is now in tackle range after he just torched the guy on his break.
Heres a clip of his highlight in 2010 that i got off of youtube.com. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZ44aphKGOc
At a bought a minute in you start to see some of Schaub's bad throws. But he did have some good one's in their. That was a hell of a season for both of the.
 
Skip Bayless and Richard Justice are one in the same. Sadly, sports reporting for many has turned into a contest of who can rile up the most people by saying the most inane things. Sad really that sports media has gone this route for SOME.(emphasized so as not to generalize with those who take the job seriously)
 
Two gems today...

Tim Tebow is the best 4th quarter QB in the NFL.

Terrell Owens has more fans than Tim Tebow.

Errr .... huh?

:hobie:
 
I think VY in houston would of got us more wins ill say thats for sure ive always said that

and we would of deff seen the playoffs twice already
 
BSPN pays him to give his "personal" views on topics..
I really think it is all for entertainment value....he does it to get a rise out of people...in this case Titan.... Texan fans.....I could really care less what he has to think......
 
rush2112mn said:
BSPN pays him to give his "personal" views on topics..
I really think it is all for entertainment value....he does it to get a rise out of people...in this case Titan.... Texan fans.....I could really care less what he has to think......
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You couldn't possibly be saying that this very thread is an example of him getting viewers/listeners to do exactly what he wants them to do could you?

:sarcasm:
 
Brisco_County said:
While I'm always down for hating on Skip Bayless, resurrecting ancient threads is becoming a very annoying trend.
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Some might say that it's more annoying when people click on threads that annoy them just to inform people how annoying it is...

Don't like = don't click, IMO.
 
michaelm said:
Some might say that it's more annoying when people click on threads that annoy them just to inform people how annoying it is...

Don't like = don't click, IMO.
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But you frequently don't know it's a resurrection until you click it.

Which is what can get irritating about it.
 
The Pencil Neck said:
But you frequently don't know it's a resurrection until you click it.

Which is what can get irritating about it.
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Yep, I though about that after I posted.
Resurrected threads happen, however. You really can't tell someone not to respond to a thread they are interested in, based solely on the when the last response was made.

Double edged sword... on a lot of forums, you'll get a ton of flack for not doing a search before asking a question that has been asked before. You can dredge up some old threads making sure that you search before starting a redundant thread...
 
Redundant thread in Texans Talk?! NEVER!!!

Man, if we lumped all the Kubiak hate threads together, it would The Thread To End All Threads and crash the internets!
 
Learn something everyday, I guess. I alweays thought it was the right thing to do by resurrecting a thread than to start a new one.

*throws the search buttom out the window* :D
 
TdotTexas2Step said:
VY is a loser. But boy would a QB with scrambling abilities make our run game/bootlegs even more deadly.
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Since when did VY get "scrambling abilities"...outside of his run in OT against Houston, that was a part of his game that never really carried over from college....#1 reason why he was a NFL bust. He would make a good play once in a blue moon with his feet, but was never consistent with his running abilities and it was never a real weapon in his game.
 
I think Rick Bayless is brilliant.....











As an outstanding chef.

*Let's see how many people get that besides 'CAK and a handfull of others*
 
The Pencil Neck said:
It amazes me those two guys are brothers.
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Yessir and thank you!! I kinda figured you'd be in that "handfull"!

BTW, Bryan Caswell (@Wholefish on twitter) just got cut from, The next Iron Chef (although, technically that was from last season). I highly recommend "Reef" however I digress....

Back on track.... Skip Bayless is an Asshat!!
 
Skip Bayless: "Tim Tebow is approaching John Elway..." --- 12/16/2011

Bayless & ESPN are now official cheerleaders as Skippy takes his #SkipsTebowBandwagon organization to Denver to be with true Tebow crushers. Welcome to WWF, ESPN.

Aikman: "I’m Not So Sure Skip’s Not Gay"

Bayless to tour talk shows as self-proclaimed #1 Tebow fan.

Bayless to attend Grammys and launch his first rap album.


It is always wrong when the media attempts to attain celebrity on the coattails of athletes. ESPN is officially now a joke -- bring on Vince McMahon. :mariopalm:
 
I heard on the Drive (espn 97.5) that season ticket holders are threatening not to renew without assurances that Tebow will be the starting QB for 2012.

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hookinreds said:
...and you continue to listen/read anything once Skip Bayless's name is mentioned because...????
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I'm a sports fan. And sometimes I tune into this cable sports channel called E-S-P-N to find out what's happening in sports. Today, for instance, all of the channels were running Skip Bayless rotations. Kind of difficult to avoid it.
 
asleep said:
I'm a sports fan. And sometimes I tune into this cable sports channel called B-S-P-N or E-S-P-i N to find out what's happening in sports. Today, for instance, all of the channels were running Skip Bayless rotations. Kind of difficult to avoid it.
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fixed it for ya :D
 
asleep said:
Skip Bayless: "Tim Tebow is approaching John Elway..." --- 12/16/2011

Bayless & ESPN are now official cheerleaders as Skippy takes his #SkipsTebowBandwagon organization to Denver to be with true Tebow crushers. Welcome to WWF, ESPN.

Aikman: "I’m Not So Sure Skip’s Not Gay"

Bayless to tour talk shows as self-proclaimed #1 Tebow fan.

Bayless to attend Grammys and launch his first rap album.




It is always wrong when the media attempts to attain celebrity on the coattails of athletes. ESPN is officially now a joke -- bring on Vince McMahon. :mariopalm:
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GET YOUR TEBOW HEAD NOW! VIDEO
 
Brisco_County said:
While I'm always down for hating on Skip Bayless, resurrecting ancient threads is becoming a very annoying trend.
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But if people didn't resurrect old threads then every football message board in the country would have 365 "Skip Bayless is an id!ot" threads every year.
 
Cancer Diagnosed With Skip Bayless
NEW YORK—Saying that nobody deserves to endure such an atrocious fate, doctors at Mount Sinai Medical Center announced at a press conference Tuesday that they had diagnosed cancer with stage IV Skip Bayless.

Surgical oncologist Dr. Andrew Bergman confirmed that Skip Bayless, one of the most dreaded and abhorrent diseases known to mankind, had metastasized, spreading throughout the malignant neoplasm and causing excruciating pain in the cancerous tissue.

“Realistically, cancer has little hope for survival with Skip Bayless this bad,” said Bergman, predicting that cancer will suffer severe agony brought on by the vociferous affliction that cuts off anyone in its path. “Based upon my professional experience, I’d say Skip Bayless is just about the worst thing you could have to deal with.”

“I wouldn’t wish Skip Bayless on my worst enemy,” Bergman solemnly continued.

According to Bergman’s prognosis, cancer will likely experience fatigue and nausea from Skip Bayless aggressively and rapidly spreading its inane remarks, noting that patients typically report severe shortness of breath as they become more exasperated with the cantankerous growth’s refusal to see logic.

Bergman told reporters that the cancer would continue to waste away, shriveling to a shell of its former self, until it eventually shuts down completely in reaction to the overwhelming smugness of Skip Bayless.

The oncologist confirmed that most Skip Bayless victims usually contract the despicable ailment within the first 15 minutes of televised segments.

“Unfortunately right now there is no cure for Skip Bayless,” said Bergman, adding that while early detection offers some hope for treatment, at this stage nearly 95 percent of patients will lose their battle with the self-satisfied disease. “It resists nearly everything we throw at it. It just continues to attack relentlessly without listening to a single thing. It pains me to say that fighting it is a completely futile effort.” 


“All we can do now is make the cancer as comfortable as possible and allow Skip Bayless to run its course,” Bergman continued.

According to Bergman, regular screenings for Skip Bayless are imperative, both through medical scans as well as routine self-checks at home. Bergman said that early warning signs of the highly virulent commentator include persistent headaches, loss of appetite, and abnormal bumps in ratings.

Bergman also stressed the importance of preventative care, stating that the incidence of Skip Bayless skyrockets amongst those who begin discussing the value of NBA power forward Kevin Durant or anyone who leaves ESPN on from 10 a.m. until noon.

“It tests your faith, even as a doctor, to see cancer saddled with something horrible like Skip Bayless,” said Bergman, reflecting on the anguish of those who must watch cancer struggle in vain as it attempts to cling to life, knowing they can do nothing to help. “People are always looking for a reason. They find themselves wondering how God could allow such a vicious thing like Skip Bayless to exist in this world.”

“All we can say is that Skip Bayless is something we wish modern medicine could have eradicated from society years ago,” added the oncologist.
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Bayless is an Idiot. Other revelations for those who may be outside of the loop:

Cak is a Lawyer

Joe-Texan is a tad Outspoken

Thorn is a curmudgeon

Red-Zone & Corrosion: are libertarian

She Texan is a retired nurse.

Illinijen is a redhead

Vinny: is Amerasian

TedC is a contractor

Diapher is a tall, curvy blonde

Gary is a playa

Samurai Texan Lives in the Tokyo metropolitan area

Yvette is Native American and very proud of that fact.

Star-Struck is a Cowboy fan, a woman of a certain age...and a teacher.

I enjoy the company of brainy, voluptuous types and would love to be the meat in a sandwich using a redhead and an Asian chick of the aforementioned description.

&

Bill enjoys "adult" beverages and entertainment

:thinking: ...and I think Brakos and PapaL (whom I occasionally cal Papal) are the same guy...but I'm not sure.
 
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