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Sexy Texans fan takes it in the face!

Nitrofish

Let The Big Fish Eat!
No, it's not porno you perv!

Jaguars mascot "Jaxson De Ville nearly decapitates sexy Texans fan with cake. Is this a gag? Seems like a gag, but man he really let her have it! Whiplash! Is that a Carr or Schaub jersey?
 
Don't they have hair brushes in Jags land, or is that Bob Marley's illegitimate love child?
 
Clearly staged.

He may have been a hair more forceful than he should have and I'll chalk that up to the mascot not wanting the cake to slip off his faux fur hand but no way in hell would said mascot have done this on the fly. Could you imagine the lawsuit?

Of course, she may have been legitimately hurt due to the force but I'm willing to bet she had to sign a waiver before the stunt was carried out.

NO SUIT FOR YOU!
 
We need to pie a Jaguars cheerleader in the face and get some payback!


Oh nevermind. Those pretty faces. We'll just beat them on the field twice in 2015.
 
We need to pie a Jaguars cheerleader in the face and get some payback!


Oh nevermind. Those pretty faces. We'll just beat them on the field twice in 2015.

This event was here in London. I may have had a legitimate shopping reason to be at an overpriced mall on the other side of town coincidentally at the same time.
 
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