Question about Schaub's "look"

[TheRealJoker]

First of all I want to emphasize the fact im not trying to slander our qb. I just think its hilarious and im sure some of you good humored folks will too once you think about it. Is it just me or does it look like our qb just got done smoking a dooby everytime I see him?

Its crazy, we had the clean cut All American type of guy at qb for 5 years playing like he was stoned and now we have a guy that looks like he just got done blazing up with Tommy Chong playing like one of the best qbs in the NFL. This season's gonna be great!!!

 

[rvguy121]

I don't care if he looks like he smoked a "foot longer" as long as he keeps playing like that! By the way, were you partaking when you made that vow of yours???

 

[TooManyWeapons]

He's got nice teeth.

 

[PapaL]

I wonder if that #8 jersey also came with the personal stylist as well.

I could care less if the guy shown up in sweat pants, a clown wig, white bozo gloves, and one shoe on. Keep doing what you do Matt. Look great on the field, thats what really matters.

 

[TheRealJoker]

By the way, were you partaking when you made that vow of yours???

Nope, I need complete clarity when making a decision of that magnitude

 

[TooManyWeapons]

Nope, I need complete clarity when making a decision of that magnitude

It's going to be a huge bummer if, when the Texans finally do make the playoffs - this year or the next, there isn't anybody around who will do it with you when it happens.

I mean, think about the disappointment.

"Alright, ladies! Texans in the playoffs! 16 months of celibacy are cast away, and I am READY for YOU! Who's first!?"

**crickets**

 

[TexanExile]

I could care less if the guy shown up in sweat pants, a clown wig, white bozo gloves, and one shoe on. Keep doing what you do Matt. Look great on the field, thats what really matters.

I think the white bozo gloves are spoken for. His predecessor has them.

 

[Hagar]

Is it just me or does it look like our qb just got done smoking a dooby everytime I see him?

Duuuude, that explains a lot of things.

Ever wonder Why Matt took the number 8 jersey?

Ever wonder how come Matt is so calm in the pocket?

Jamacan Sensi - Yeah Baby Yeah!!!