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Joe Texan

Joe Texan

Inducted 04
Yep bought and paid for with 21 unanswered points. Bull Pen 1 and I will go check out our new real estate and report back after the SUPERBOWL

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I got some fresh CROW to nible on
 
Hey Joe...you and Preston have a good time in Jacksonville...if you can. Let us know about your experience on the...uhhh..cruise ships?
 
Um...I don't think the Texans own the Jaguars at all. It's easy to win a game when the other team lays down for ya the way the Jaguars obviously did. If the Jaguars had taken the Texans as seriously as they did the Packers, it would have been a very different story and an ugly day in Texan land.

Clearly the Texans and their fans want a rivalry with the Jaguars. They want to feel respected but they won't get it. Jaguars have their rivalry in Tennessee and Indy. Nobody wants to consider the lowly Texans their rivalry. I have a feeling the Texans are in for one heck of an embarrassing defeat at the hands of the Jaguars next season. The Jaguars will put the Texans out to pasture the same way they did that washed up, big mouthed Gary Walker.
 
pike said:
Um...I don't think the Texans own the Jaguars at all.
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41-6 combined scores this year says otherwise.
pike said:
It's easy to win a game when the other team lays down for ya the way the Jaguars obviously did. If the Jaguars had taken the Texans as seriously as they did the Packers
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Says alot about your team. That's on you guys. We can't help that. Come to play or get blown out.
pike said:
I have a feeling the Texans are in for one heck of an embarrassing defeat at the hands of the Jaguars next season. The Jaguars will put the Texans out to pasture the same way they did that washed up, big mouthed Gary Walker.
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Fantasy and imagination is always more fun than reality, isn't it?
 
I don't understand how the Jaguars can talk any kind of smack when they are ONLY 1 game better than us, 1 game! Go figure.
 
AFC South division wins/losses

Indy 5-1
Texans 4-2
Jags 2-4
Titans 1-5

Texans - 2 sweeps in the division this year.
Titans - Only division win was against Jags.
Jags - outscored by the Texans 41-6 in 2 games. 1st team shutout by Texans in the regular season.

I'd say that's pretty much owing you guys.
 
If Jacksonville loses on the road to the Raiders (it could happen) and the Texans win at home against the Browns (very likely) then the Texans will end up with the same record as the Jaguars for the second straight year.
 
pike said:
Um...I don't think the Texans own the Jaguars at all. It's easy to win a game when the other team lays down for ya the way the Jaguars obviously did. If the Jaguars had taken the Texans as seriously as they did the Packers, it would have been a very different story and an ugly day in Texan land.

Clearly the Texans and their fans want a rivalry with the Jaguars. They want to feel respected but they won't get it. Jaguars have their rivalry in Tennessee and Indy. Nobody wants to consider the lowly Texans their rivalry. I have a feeling the Texans are in for one heck of an embarrassing defeat at the hands of the Jaguars next season. The Jaguars will put the Texans out to pasture the same way they did that washed up, big mouthed Gary Walker.
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Wow... you said this before the first game we played with you.. we beat you, you said this before the second game this season... we beat you worse this time.... eventually, you will get a win against us... evenutally. Maybe some day. But right now... You cant even muster the guts to say your team got beat fair and square. Oh Fred Taylor was out... and who cares.... One man does not make the team. To say that would be like me saying ' Well, Bennie J is out, and if he was in, you all would have lost 40 to 0." Wake up man... admit you lost against a better team this year twice.. Next year, you might and I say might losely, be the better team.. But this year... you aint. You lost... (But atleast we might go to the playoffs - something you might say) My comment to that, if you dont... It was because of US!!!! Your division rivals...
 
pike said:
Um...I don't think the Texans own the Jaguars at all. It's easy to win a game when the other team lays down for ya the way the Jaguars obviously did. If the Jaguars had taken the Texans as seriously as they did the Packers, it would have been a very different story and an ugly day in Texan land.

Clearly the Texans and their fans want a rivalry with the Jaguars. They want to feel respected but they won't get it. Jaguars have their rivalry in Tennessee and Indy. Nobody wants to consider the lowly Texans their rivalry. I have a feeling the Texans are in for one heck of an embarrassing defeat at the hands of the Jaguars next season. The Jaguars will put the Texans out to pasture the same way they did that washed up, big mouthed Gary Walker.
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What a chump. Lowly Texans?? LOL! Were you even at the game?? Well.. with the looks of all those empty seats probably not (how embarrassing). If you actually saw these past two games vs each other you would have seen a total of 41-6 points being scored against you guys in favor of the Texans. NOT ONE TOUCHDOWN in 4 quarters!!!! Thats what I call a butt whoopin.

Oh, and dont use the injury excuse please. The last time yall beat us (long ago) it was when we started our 3rd string qb and we were busy leading the league in the IR department.

You want to talk about lowly???? Take a look in the mirror pal.
 
Does this Jag fan realize that if we win next week and they lose we are both 8-8 and we beat them twice this year? :loser
 
Dime said:
Wake up man... admit you lost against a better team this year twice..
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Or at least acknowledge that the only time they beat us in the last two years we started a rookie 3rd string QB without a single NFL pass to his stat sheet AND gave a rookie RB his first start ever.
 
pike said:
Um...I don't think the Texans own the Jaguars at all. It's easy to win a game when the other team lays down for ya the way the Jaguars obviously did. If the Jaguars had taken the Texans as seriously as they did the Packers, it would have been a very different story and an ugly day in Texan land.

Clearly the Texans and their fans want a rivalry with the Jaguars. They want to feel respected but they won't get it. Jaguars have their rivalry in Tennessee and Indy. Nobody wants to consider the lowly Texans their rivalry. I have a feeling the Texans are in for one heck of an embarrassing defeat at the hands of the Jaguars next season. The Jaguars will put the Texans out to pasture the same way they did that washed up, big mouthed Gary Walker.
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SCOREBOARD
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well i will come to eat some crow....
it was a complete butt kicking and one of the worst days in our franchise history...

as much as i dislike david carr, he and the rest of your team got the job done and kicked our butt.....

congrats
 
pike said:
Um...I don't think the Texans own the Jaguars at all. It's easy to win a game when the other team lays down for ya the way the Jaguars obviously did. If the Jaguars had taken the Texans as seriously as they did the Packers, it would have been a very different story and an ugly day in Texan land.
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Here, have some cheese to go with that whine of yours:

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:loser

Face it, a team built from scratch is 4-2 against your team over the past three years.

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Can you say sweeeeeep?! The Texans swept the Jaguars FIRST!!

:neener:
 
pike said:
Um...I don't think the Texans own the Jaguars at all. It's easy to win a game when the other team lays down for ya the way the Jaguars obviously did. If the Jaguars had taken the Texans as seriously as they did the Packers, it would have been a very different story and an ugly day in Texan land.

Clearly the Texans and their fans want a rivalry with the Jaguars. They want to feel respected but they won't get it. Jaguars have their rivalry in Tennessee and Indy. Nobody wants to consider the lowly Texans their rivalry. I have a feeling the Texans are in for one heck of an embarrassing defeat at the hands of the Jaguars next season. The Jaguars will put the Texans out to pasture the same way they did that washed up, big mouthed Gary Walker.
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:rofl: HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.*pauses to catch Breath*HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA......WHAT A :loser
 
Also Remember this Jags fans If you loose to The Raiders and we win agains the Browns you guys will have to settle for THIRD PLACE :thud: in th afc south. With all of our division wins and all. :coolb:
 
TEXANS84 said:
LOL...I had to borrow this to post at the Jags board.
Don't worry swisher...I didn't claim this genius product!

A+++!
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No problem! And they actually are pointing to the scoreboard. The caption from the picture says they are responding to Jaguar fans in the endzone towards the end of the game. Priceless.
 
Let Me Start By Saying That I Think It's Pretty Sorry For Seth Payne To Say He Or The Texans Don't Get Respect. Half Of The Texans Are Players That Used To Play For The Jaguars. That Alone Gives Them Respect. Instead You Make Comments Like That. It Just Goes To Show The Nfl What Kind Of Players The Texans Actually Have. I Feel Sorry That Such A Great Quarterback And Wide Receiver Have To Play With Such A Whiney Team. You Want Respect Give It First...not To Mention Have Winning Season For Once...other Than That I Wish The Texans Luck. Oh By The Way, Texans You Could Have Left The Way You Played On The Field Not In The Paper. People Saw The Texans Hammer The Jags Twice That Was Respect Enough. A Man Would Have Left It On The Field. The Scoreboard Speaks For Itself Seth. We Will Look Foward To The Next Meeting.
Yours Truly,
A Jags Fan
 
Ok Jags fans....I guess you have misunderstood the difference from Playstation II games, Fantasy Football......AND THE REAL FRIGGING FOOTBALL WORLD. :thud: :loser
Those games don't count in your fantasy world. And get your heads out of your Jags-holes and face it MAN...the TEXANS are here; in your division; :heh: and in your face. Until you start taking us serious....we're going to continue to DOMINIC-ATE you.
Try spending time watching the real games instead of posting about your fantasy Playstation II wins.
Oh yeah.....in the real world Texans 21 - Jag-asses 0; in the real world Texans 2 - Jag-asses 0 for 2004. Hang up the mittens, your season is over. Oh..wait..yeah...you hung up the mittens a long time ago, and your season was over last week.

A PROUD TEXAN
 
TEXANS84 said:
Maybe you should look in the mirror...

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Ya know, TEAL is an LA kind of color. San Fran has a team (hahahaha).
It will be renamed the "LA Decorators" and the TEAL will be trimmed with fuschia. How fab!!!
"Go you big brute boys go!" will be the battle cry. No more litterbox talk, it will be all salon and assessories spoken about. The :cat: mascot will have a pierced ear and eye liner.
:woot:
 
pike said:
Um...I don't think the Texans own the Jaguars at all. It's easy to win a game when the other team lays down for ya the way the Jaguars obviously did. If the Jaguars had taken the Texans as seriously as they did the Packers, it would have been a very different story and an ugly day in Texan land.

Clearly the Texans and their fans want a rivalry with the Jaguars. They want to feel respected but they won't get it. Jaguars have their rivalry in Tennessee and Indy. Nobody wants to consider the lowly Texans their rivalry. I have a feeling the Texans are in for one heck of an embarrassing defeat at the hands of the Jaguars next season. The Jaguars will put the Texans out to pasture the same way they did that washed up, big mouthed Gary Walker.
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troll
 
FILO_girl said:
Ya know, TEAL is an LA kind of color.
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I especially loved their thread over there called "Lets make Alltel a sea of teal!"

Jax fans, you certainly accomplished that feat Sunday.
 
Wow, I just realized how weird it will be to actually see the Jags stadium at the super bowl... I mean, it'll be the 4th quarter and there won't be the usual sea of teal, empty seats.

P.S... How is it Jaxonville has an NFL Franchise and L.A. does not?
 
A super bowl in jacksonville ??? I thoyght the NFL was trying to expand the fan base, they'll have to replace 35,000 of the seats in the stadium, that'll happen when they never get used. Poor Poor teams that go to the superbowl. At least jacksonvilles not gonna make it to the superbowl, it'd be the first black out in superbowl history :heh:
 
TexansTrueFan said:
A super bowl in jacksonville ??? I thoyght the NFL was trying to expand the fan base, they'll have to replace 35,000 of the seats in the stadium, that'll happen when they never get used. Poor Poor teams that go to the superbowl. At least jacksonvilles not gonna make it to the superbowl, it'd be the first black out in superbowl history :heh:
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Ouch, knife in the heart WITH an extra twist! TTF, that was harsh! But funny! :heh:
 
Smack talk, sure why not? I mean, the Jags have been to a couple Championship playoff games as well as the playoffs in general. The Jags delivered a one two punch which knocked the Bills and Broncos out of the 96 playoffs not to mention retiring Jim Kelly. Speaking of retirement, how about when the Jags blew out the Dolphins in '98 62-7 and retired Marino and Jimmy Johnson?

The Jags not only earned respect from teams but they engraved their mark in the NFL.
So until the Texans can even make it to one playoff game, I would say yeah, there's plenty of room for smack talk from this Jaguars fan.

The Texans don't even measure up let alone deserve any respect.
 
I didn't get to see this game on TV, is it true the score could have been 28 - zip?

If so, that is pretty classy of the Texans to just kneel down on the last possession.
 
tana said:
I didn't get to see this game on TV, is it true the score could have been 28 - zip?

If so, that is pretty classy of the Texans to just kneel down on the last possession.
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Yes its true on the 3 yrd line....And yet none of them seem to remember that part, only making excuses for losing and still claiming how good they are and how bad we are......Shame...
 
FILO_girl said:
Ya know, TEAL is an LA kind of color. San Fran has a team (hahahaha).
It will be renamed the "LA Decorators" and the TEAL will be trimmed with fuschia. How fab!!!
"Go you big brute boys go!" will be the battle cry. No more litterbox talk, it will be all salon and assessories spoken about. The :cat: mascot will have a pierced ear and eye liner.
:woot:
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I heard that song was played "All my Ex's live in Texas" because of all the ex-Jacksonville players on the Texans team and they said it resembled more like the fans were Ex's! Lol... :rofl:
 
jaguarsinplayoffs said:
well i will come to eat some crow....
it was a complete butt kicking and one of the worst days in our franchise history...

as much as i dislike david carr, he and the rest of your team got the job done and kicked our butt.....

congrats
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You dislike David Carr? Are you a communist? He's an all-American fella. Too bad Jax doesn't have a QB like our Carr!!!! A Ferrari at least! :BananaWav
 
Yeah well even the good teams can lose on any given day. Didn't you see Miami spank the Pats a couple of weeks ago.

Any team can lose on any given day. It's clear to anyone who watches the game that the Jags didn't play Jaguar football.

Face it, your lowly texans (needs no cap or respect) considered our game last week your superbowl. You guys are looking for a rivalry from a team that could care less.

As for you thinking your team is better, how come the Jags beat the colts and the texans did not? The Jags beat the Packers, Bills, Broncos, nearly beat the Steelers had not the refs assisted in that one point win over us at home.

Had the Jags played the texans the way they played these teams, it would have been lights out for you guys.
 
Demon said:
You dislike David Carr? Are you a communist? He's an all-American fella. Too bad Jax doesn't have a QB like our Carr!!!! A Ferrari at least! :BananaWav
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Byron Leftwich is the KIA of QB's. Any little bump and he gets dingged or ends up in the shop.
 
There are a couple exceptions to this rule but not enough to contradict it.

Jaguar fans are reality-challenged. They are in full denial. Denial is part of their thinking process. The Texans owning them is too much for their little brains to comprehend so they lash out with their manicured paws. It is part of the total Jaguaristic denial package. It is how they are trained in the litterbox.
 
TEXANS84 said:
I especially loved their thread over there called "Lets make Alltel a sea of teal!"
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:rofl:

That just sounds so...un-football like!

"Teal"...the color of :loser

Even funnier is that JAX has to use cruise ships as hotel rooms to accomodate the Superbowl crowds.

Why does the NFL think they have to let every backwater town host the biggest event of the year?! (I'm sure NFL officials will notice a BIG difference between last year's Superbowl atmosphere that Houston radiated when compared to the next one in JAX.)

I mean, the little town only has a population of 735,617!! We've got subdivisions bigger than that! :heh:
 
Never in my life would I have thought I would think this after the Texans started up....I like Titan fans alot better than Jaguar fans. Still hate the Titans with the red hot intensity of a thousand suns, mind you, but I've come to respect their fans.

(not all, but most of) Jaguar fans on the other hand.... :loser
 
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