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Our new staff is so inexperienced that....

OK, these aren't as good as mine yesterday and they're cheesy but here goes:

Why were the Texans at the bank?
They wanted to get there quarterback!

On the seventh day, God said, "Let there be football."

And it was good.

Later on that day, God said, "Let there be one team to rule the others and set the standard for excellence."

With that, he plucked a star from the heavens and placed on the helmet in the eye of the bull.

God said, "Let it be called the Houston Texans"

Later that day, God said, "Even Texans need jerks." So he made their fans.
 
Cjeremy635 said:
OK, these aren't as good as mine yesterday and they're cheesy but here goes:

Why were the Texans at the bank?
They wanted to get there quarterback!

On the seventh day, God said, "Let there be football."

And it was good.

Later on that day, God said, "Let there be one team to rule the others and set the standard for excellence."

With that, he plucked a star from the heavens and placed on the helmet in the eye of the bull.

God said, "Let it be called the Houston Texans"

Later that day, God said, "Even Texans need jerks." So he made their fans.
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must admit that is kinda funny...
 
I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?" "Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet. You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times." It was all true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach. He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on
 
Our new staff is so inexperienced that the "January posters" that rolled in have more tenure with the Texans than the coaching staff.
 
Our new staff is so inexperienced that they're not going to burn ANY bridges when they take what is percieved as a miserable team and RAM a winning season down the rest of the NFL's throat.

YEA, BABY...GO TEXANS!!!

:fans: :highfive: :wherewill :gotexans1
 
the texans staff is so inexperienced they're goin to have a game of marbles with the jets for the trade down(and if kubiak loses he'll bully mangini until he agrees-although that will cause a long running feud between their daddy's and between the whole Shanahan-Belichick families)
 
What's David Carr's favorite movie?

Falling Down

What's David Carr's favorite toy?

Weebles

What's David Carr's favorite song?

I Get Knocked Down, But I Get Up Again by Chumbawamba
 
Porky said:
What's David Carr's favorite song?

I Get Knocked Down, But I Get Up Again by Chumbawamba
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We'll be singing
When we're winning
We'll be singing
I get knocked down
But I get up again
You're never going to keep me down

I love that song! Should be the Texans theme song for '06.

This part seems more like Big Ben's favorite tune:

He drinks a whisky drink
He drinks a vodka drink
He drinks a lager drink
He drinks a cider drink

:)
 
Porky said:
What's David Carr's favorite movie?

Falling Down

What's David Carr's favorite toy?

Weebles
What's David Carr's favorite song?

I Get Knocked Down, But I Get Up Again by Chumbawamba
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Dont you mean BoBo the Clown? You know the toy that you knock down over and over... no that would be the O-Lines favorite toy.
 
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