They need to get tough, grow up, grow a pair, be calm and collected, get excited, get a killer instinct, don't overreact, mature, play old-school, lay the wood, light a fire under themselves, learn to win, be cocky, respect their elders, pray to mother Mary and....Michael Jackson, be respectful to women....and large ferocious dogs, stay off of drugs (unless they are performance enhancing), stay out of school (it's too late now), fight the system, the man, and the power, bite the bullet, squeeze the Charmin, learn to lead, be a good follower, don't let themselves get pushed around, be men....unless they are confused on the issue (which I would blame on Pendry), get mean, be nice, plant their feet firmly on the ground, fly high, stay dry, use strong deoderant, bathe daily, change their underwear, brush their teeth, smile for the cameras, stop playing with their hair, and stop being good losers.