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Kastofnadamus, why do white people like Wayne Brady so much?
Because he makes Bryant Gumbel look like Malcom X.Kastofnadamus, why do white people like Wayne Brady so much?
I cannot take credit. It's the punchline to KT's joke from Chappel Show.LMAO!!!!!!!!!!![]()
I cannot take credit. It's the punchline to KT's joke from Chappel Show.
I cannot take credit. It's the punchline to KT's joke from Chappel Show.
That's cause she's not gonna hear about it, b****!Is Wayne Brady going to have to choke a B****?
That's cause she's not gonna hear about it, b****!
One of the top 3 skits from that show.
no one can spell my name right.
Why is there an expiration date on Sour Cream?
this thread should be stickied. as the board's local genius, my wisdom should inspire all to ask more and more questions. regarding football, that is.
Why is there an expiration date on Sour Cream?
this thread should be stickied. as the board's local genius, my wisdom should inspire all to ask more and more questions. regarding football, that is.
It would be sour...to the extreeeeeeeeme.So I should rephrase the question.
When making a dip for my football draft party, I was wondering why is there a expiration date on my sour cream?
you guys are ridiculous.
anyway, here's my latest top 10 mock:
1. Arizona - Joe Thomas, T, Wisconsin. pretty obvious pick here.
2. Detroit - Brady Quinn, QB, Notre Dame. hopefully millen is gone at this point. detroit gets the best QB in the draft, and mike martz has a new toy. unless he leaves...
3. Oakland - Calvin Johnson, WR, Georgia Tech. jerry porter is likely gone, randy moss could be moved as well, so it's time to replace them with a guy who has a higher ceiling than both.
4. Tampa Bay - Gaines Adams, DE, Clemson. simeon rice has played his last game as a buc. i don't think gruden will be back.
5. Tennessee - Leon Hall, CB, Michigan. gotta get someone opposite pacman.
6. Miami - Jared Gaither, T, Maryland. extremely athletic tackle, an excellent prospect for saban and houck. could be better than joe thomas in the long haul.
7. Houston - Laron Landry, S, LSU. the secondary needs more playmakers. landry is that player they need.
8. Cleveland - Adrian Peterson, RB, Oklahoma. cleveland has no running game at this point, and it isn't all reuben droughns fault, but still, peterson is a big upgrade.
9. Pittsburgh - Daymeion Hughes, CB, Cal. pitt's secondary has been torched this year. hughes is a great cover corner and a ballhawk to boot.
10. Washington - Adam Carriker, DE, Nebraska. carriker is having a monster year, and washington needs a pass rusher opposite of andre carter.
you guys are ridiculous.
anyway, here's my latest top 10 mock:
1. Arizona - Joe Thomas, T, Wisconsin. pretty obvious pick here.
2. Detroit - Brady Quinn, QB, Notre Dame. hopefully millen is gone at this point. detroit gets the best QB in the draft, and mike martz has a new toy. unless he leaves...
3. Oakland - Calvin Johnson, WR, Georgia Tech. jerry porter is likely gone, randy moss could be moved as well, so it's time to replace them with a guy who has a higher ceiling than both.
4. Tampa Bay - Gaines Adams, DE, Clemson. simeon rice has played his last game as a buc. i don't think gruden will be back.
5. Tennessee - Leon Hall, CB, Michigan. gotta get someone opposite pacman.
6. Miami - Jared Gaither, T, Maryland. extremely athletic tackle, an excellent prospect for saban and houck. could be better than joe thomas in the long haul.
7. Houston - Laron Landry, S, LSU. the secondary needs more playmakers. landry is that player they need.
8. Cleveland - Adrian Peterson, RB, Oklahoma. cleveland has no running game at this point, and it isn't all reuben droughns fault, but still, peterson is a big upgrade.
9. Pittsburgh - Daymeion Hughes, CB, Cal. pitt's secondary has been torched this year. hughes is a great cover corner and a ballhawk to boot.
10. Washington - Adam Carriker, DE, Nebraska. carriker is having a monster year, and washington needs a pass rusher opposite of andre carter.
Will you marry me?
yes.
I figured between your username and your avatar, I had a 50/50 chance of getting it right.![]()
yeah the invite is in the mail. hopefully i didn't misspell your address...
Nothing like havin lil miss cleos running around.
I was getting worried you wouldn't say yes.
Before we get married, you must denounce your ties to any FL team and bow down to me and the state of Texas. Then we can go from there.![]()
Great, our first wedding on the message board and it already needs a prenubt (sp).