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1texan4life

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OK, long time Oilers now Texans fan here.
WTF is going on with this stupid franchise?
If their intentions were to become the laughing stock of the NFL, mission accomplished! Why in the HELL are we 1. giving DD a boat-load of cash when he has bum knees? 2. Drafting the Michael Olowokandi of the NFL in Williams and passing on the next coming of Gale Sayers in Reggie Bush (who by the way would run for 2000 yards in the zone blocking scheme)? and 3. now trading away Morency for Samkon Gado? Are you freaking kidding me?

The Houston Texans are the WORST franchise in the entire NFL. They do not deserve to have a franchise! They should have awarded it to L.A. where no one cares about football. I bet they would know what to do. How many first round busts do you draft before someone removes their head from their ass? This is absolutely ridiculous!!! I am by no means a coach, scout or in marketing. But common sense tells me that if your team stinks, you draft to fill seats in Reliant Stadium. Am I right? Because when 6 games go by and we have still not one a game and Williams still has no sacks, who is gonna come and watch these BOZOS? I'll tell you, NO ONE!!! Nice move retards, I do better managing a Madden franchise than you will ever dream of!

I am officially no longer a Texans fan. I will go root for the Cowboys rather than waste my time with this gang of LOSERS. Good luck winning a game this year Kubiak. You apparently are as big a tool as Casserly. Good luck blowing next years #1 overall pick! This franchise is WORTHLESS!!! :shoot:
 
1texan4life said:
OK, long time Oilers now Texans fan here.
WTF is going on with this stupid franchise?
If their intentions were to become the laughing stock of the NFL, mission accomplished! Why in the HELL are we 1. giving DD a boat-load of cash when he has bum knees? 2. Drafting the Michael Olowokandi of the NFL in Williams and passing on the next coming of Gale Sayers in Reggie Bush (who by the way would run for 2000 yards in the zone blocking scheme)? and 3. now trading away Morency for Samkon Gado? Are you freaking kidding me?

The Houston Texans are the WORST franchise in the entire NFL. They do not deserve to have a franchise! They should have awarded it to L.A. where no one cares about football. I bet they would know what to do. How many first round busts do you draft before someone removes their head from their ass? This is absolutely ridiculous!!! I am by no means a coach, scout or in marketing. But common sense tells me that if your team stinks, you draft to fill seats in Reliant Stadium. Am I right? Because when 6 games go by and we have still not one a game and Williams still has no sacks, who is gonna come and watch these BOZOS? I'll tell you, NO ONE!!! Nice move retards, I do better managing a Madden franchise than you will ever dream of!

I am officially no longer a Texans fan. I will go root for the Cowboys rather than waste my time with this gang of LOSERS. Good luck winning a game this year Kubiak. You apparently are as big a tool as Casserly. Good luck blowing next years #1 overall pick! This franchise is WORTHLESS!!! :shoot:


Well at least we will not have to hear this bozo on the message board any longer. Go get your Star tattoo!!!! and eat some TUNA while you are there.
 
1texan4life said:
OK, long time Oilers now Texans fan here.
WTF is going on with this stupid franchise?
If their intentions were to become the laughing stock of the NFL, mission accomplished! Why in the HELL are we 1. giving DD a boat-load of cash when he has bum knees? 2. Drafting the Michael Olowokandi of the NFL in Williams and passing on the next coming of Gale Sayers in Reggie Bush (who by the way would run for 2000 yards in the zone blocking scheme)? and 3. now trading away Morency for Samkon Gado? Are you freaking kidding me?

The Houston Texans are the WORST franchise in the entire NFL. They do not deserve to have a franchise! They should have awarded it to L.A. where no one cares about football. I bet they would know what to do. How many first round busts do you draft before someone removes their head from their ass? This is absolutely ridiculous!!! I am by no means a coach, scout or in marketing. But common sense tells me that if your team stinks, you draft to fill seats in Reliant Stadium. Am I right? Because when 6 games go by and we have still not one a game and Williams still has no sacks, who is gonna come and watch these BOZOS? I'll tell you, NO ONE!!! Nice move retards, I do better managing a Madden franchise than you will ever dream of!

I am officially no longer a Texans fan. I will go root for the Cowboys rather than waste my time with this gang of LOSERS. Good luck winning a game this year Kubiak. You apparently are as big a tool as Casserly. Good luck blowing next years #1 overall pick! This franchise is WORTHLESS!!! :shoot:
hit the road jack!!!!and dontcha come back no more no more no more no more..HIT THE ROAD JACK..!!!!:redtowel:
 
There's just something so rich about a guy sporting the name "1texan4life" jumping off the bandwagon with a giant hissy-fit post.

It's one of those things that make life worth moderating IMO.

"ORS" continues....
 
1texan4life said:
OK, long time Oilers now Texans fan here.
WTF is going on with this stupid franchise?
If their intentions were to become the laughing stock of the NFL, mission accomplished! Why in the HELL are we 1. giving DD a boat-load of cash when he has bum knees? 2. Drafting the Michael Olowokandi of the NFL in Williams and passing on the next coming of Gale Sayers in Reggie Bush (who by the way would run for 2000 yards in the zone blocking scheme)? and 3. now trading away Morency for Samkon Gado? Are you freaking kidding me?

The Houston Texans are the WORST franchise in the entire NFL. They do not deserve to have a franchise! They should have awarded it to L.A. where no one cares about football. I bet they would know what to do. How many first round busts do you draft before someone removes their head from their ass? This is absolutely ridiculous!!! I am by no means a coach, scout or in marketing. But common sense tells me that if your team stinks, you draft to fill seats in Reliant Stadium. Am I right? Because when 6 games go by and we have still not one a game and Williams still has no sacks, who is gonna come and watch these BOZOS? I'll tell you, NO ONE!!! Nice move retards, I do better managing a Madden franchise than you will ever dream of!

I am officially no longer a Texans fan. I will go root for the Cowboys rather than waste my time with this gang of LOSERS. Good luck winning a game this year Kubiak. You apparently are as big a tool as Casserly. Good luck blowing next years #1 overall pick! This franchise is WORTHLESS!!! :shoot:

If you said you are going to root for the Cowgirls from now on.... you were NEVER a Texans fan to begin with.

Get lost and don't EVER come back!!!!!!
 
Maybe he is just reaching for attention, not loved at home, boss hates him, and with that post he maybe was hoping that with all the replies that he would feel a part of something...
Let's ruin that and make no more posts to his comments, as that's what he's after !!
 
1texan4life said:
OK, long time Oilers now Texans fan here.
WTF is going on with this stupid franchise?
If their intentions were to become the laughing stock of the NFL, mission accomplished! Why in the HELL are we 1. giving DD a boat-load of cash when he has bum knees? 2. Drafting the Michael Olowokandi of the NFL in Williams and passing on the next coming of Gale Sayers in Reggie Bush (who by the way would run for 2000 yards in the zone blocking scheme)? and 3. now trading away Morency for Samkon Gado? Are you freaking kidding me?

The Houston Texans are the WORST franchise in the entire NFL. They do not deserve to have a franchise! They should have awarded it to L.A. where no one cares about football. I bet they would know what to do. How many first round busts do you draft before someone removes their head from their ass? This is absolutely ridiculous!!! I am by no means a coach, scout or in marketing. But common sense tells me that if your team stinks, you draft to fill seats in Reliant Stadium. Am I right? Because when 6 games go by and we have still not one a game and Williams still has no sacks, who is gonna come and watch these BOZOS? I'll tell you, NO ONE!!! Nice move retards, I do better managing a Madden franchise than you will ever dream of!

I am officially no longer a Texans fan. I will go root for the Cowboys rather than waste my time with this gang of LOSERS. Good luck winning a game this year Kubiak. You apparently are as big a tool as Casserly. Good luck blowing next years #1 overall pick! This franchise is WORTHLESS!!! :shoot:



All that jabbering you could have just said this "I'm a fair weather fan, can someone show me the exit." Your not going to get any sympathy here. At least not from me. You have to trust in the coaching staff that was hired. If you were the one as HC you would rather lose the job doing what you wanted; rather then catering to what the masses thought was best.
 
Hervoyel said:
There's just something so rich about a guy sporting the name "1texan4life" jumping off the bandwagon with a giant hissy-fit post.

It's one of those things that make life worth moderating IMO.

"ORS" continues....


LOL, no doubt!

Heck no one or maybe 2% wanted Williams in this draft it was practically for Young or Bush (I was with the 55 that wanted D Brick) but heck get mad but dont bail on your team!
 
Hervoyel said:
There's just something so rich about a guy sporting the name "1texan4life" jumping off the bandwagon with a giant hissy-fit post.

It's one of those things that make life worth moderating IMO.

"ORS" continues....
POTD
 
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Lets change the title of this thread to "What type of fan not to be." This just goes to show you there is a real problem with fans nowadays. Most dont know how to stand by their team.

Gosh, this is starting to sound like a Willie Nelson song....maybe there should be a comparision here.
 
dtran04 said:
Mods, how about an IP permaban? Just to make sure posters who do this don't back out of their words.

No, no, no. Let them back in but FLAG them somehow so that all their posts are marked with a sunshine icon up where the footballs are.
 
The Pencil Neck said:
No, no, no. Let them back in but FLAG them somehow so that all their posts are marked with a sunshine icon up where the footballs are.

Even better...
 
RiotCommander said:
All that jabbering you could have just said this "I'm a fair weather fan, can someone show me the exit." Your not going to get any sympathy here. At least not from me. You have to trust in the coaching staff that was hired. If you were the one as HC you would rather lose the job doing what you wanted; rather then catering to what the masses thought was best.


You can't be a fairweather fan of a team that has never won....
 
Titan "Tack" Fan said:
You can't be a fairweather fan of a team that has never won....


He is moving to the Cowboys. Call it what you want, but he is at the very least a "Bandwagoner" (Is that even a word? hehe)

Those who stick it out through these rough times will get the most enjoyment when we win. Like the Cardinal fans, you know they have to feel good now.
 
1texan4life said:
OK, long time Oilers now Texans fan here.
WTF is going on with this stupid franchise?
If their intentions were to become the laughing stock of the NFL, mission accomplished! Why in the HELL are we 1. giving DD a boat-load of cash when he has bum knees? 2. Drafting the Michael Olowokandi of the NFL in Williams and passing on the next coming of Gale Sayers in Reggie Bush (who by the way would run for 2000 yards in the zone blocking scheme)? and 3. now trading away Morency for Samkon Gado? Are you freaking kidding me?

The Houston Texans are the WORST franchise in the entire NFL. They do not deserve to have a franchise! They should have awarded it to L.A. where no one cares about football. I bet they would know what to do. How many first round busts do you draft before someone removes their head from their ass? This is absolutely ridiculous!!! I am by no means a coach, scout or in marketing. But common sense tells me that if your team stinks, you draft to fill seats in Reliant Stadium. Am I right? Because when 6 games go by and we have still not one a game and Williams still has no sacks, who is gonna come and watch these BOZOS? I'll tell you, NO ONE!!! Nice move retards, I do better managing a Madden franchise than you will ever dream of!

I am officially no longer a Texans fan. I will go root for the Cowboys rather than waste my time with this gang of LOSERS. Good luck winning a game this year Kubiak. You apparently are as big a tool as Casserly. Good luck blowing next years #1 overall pick! This franchise is WORTHLESS!!! :shoot:


In the woirds of the movie "Forrest Gump" in regards to your joining Cowboys...STUPID IS, AS STUPID DOES:yawn:

TFL don't come crawling back when Cowboys go 0-3 in season (losses to Jacksonville and Washington and the heartbreaking loss to BYE week)
 
TexanDave said:
bye bye. You should have be more careful when you created your screenname. 1texan4life???


I guess his new screen name on the cowgirls MB will be 1cowgirl4life! lol:

I do have a theory as to what happened with this dude. Judging by his number of posts (7), when he came aboard (Mar 2006), and what he said in his (what I hope to be) final remarks, I'd guess that he was another disgruntled RB fan. He came onboard in March thinking we would draft RB and when we didn't, he got ticked off and stopped posting for awhile. Then he probably just sat and stewed for awhile and waited for his opportunity to spew his crap. Maybe the Morency trade was the last straw. All I can say is good riddance and don't let the door hit ya on the way out cry baby!:crying:
 
1texan4life said:
OK, long time Oilers now Texans fan here.
WTF is going on with this stupid franchise?
If their intentions were to become the laughing stock of the NFL, mission accomplished! Why in the HELL are we 1. giving DD a boat-load of cash when he has bum knees? 2. Drafting the Michael Olowokandi of the NFL in Williams and passing on the next coming of Gale Sayers in Reggie Bush (who by the way would run for 2000 yards in the zone blocking scheme)? and 3. now trading away Morency for Samkon Gado? Are you freaking kidding me?

The Houston Texans are the WORST franchise in the entire NFL. They do not deserve to have a franchise! They should have awarded it to L.A. where no one cares about football. I bet they would know what to do. How many first round busts do you draft before someone removes their head from their ass? This is absolutely ridiculous!!! I am by no means a coach, scout or in marketing. But common sense tells me that if your team stinks, you draft to fill seats in Reliant Stadium. Am I right? Because when 6 games go by and we have still not one a game and Williams still has no sacks, who is gonna come and watch these BOZOS? I'll tell you, NO ONE!!! Nice move retards, I do better managing a Madden franchise than you will ever dream of!

I am officially no longer a Texans fan. I will go root for the Cowboys rather than waste my time with this gang of LOSERS. Good luck winning a game this year Kubiak. You apparently are as big a tool as Casserly. Good luck blowing next years #1 overall pick! This franchise is WORTHLESS!!! :shoot:
This is a well thought out post written by a man whom you could never accuse of being a bandwagon jumper.

:sarcasm:
 
Becoming a Cowboys fan? You do not BECOME a Cowboys fan. You either are born Houston or Dallas. Not both. You never were a Houston fan. You, just forgot about Dallas after they stopped winning Super Bowls and moved to Houston because we were something new. You will be back....
 
1texan4life said:
OK, long time Oilers now Texans fan here.
WTF is going on with this stupid franchise?
If their intentions were to become the laughing stock of the NFL, mission accomplished! Why in the HELL are we 1. giving DD a boat-load of cash when he has bum knees? 2. Drafting the Michael Olowokandi of the NFL in Williams and passing on the next coming of Gale Sayers in Reggie Bush (who by the way would run for 2000 yards in the zone blocking scheme)? and 3. now trading away Morency for Samkon Gado? Are you freaking kidding me?

The Houston Texans are the WORST franchise in the entire NFL. They do not deserve to have a franchise! They should have awarded it to L.A. where no one cares about football. I bet they would know what to do. How many first round busts do you draft before someone removes their head from their ass? This is absolutely ridiculous!!! I am by no means a coach, scout or in marketing. But common sense tells me that if your team stinks, you draft to fill seats in Reliant Stadium. Am I right? Because when 6 games go by and we have still not one a game and Williams still has no sacks, who is gonna come and watch these BOZOS? I'll tell you, NO ONE!!! Nice move retards, I do better managing a Madden franchise than you will ever dream of!

I am officially no longer a Texans fan. I will go root for the Cowboys rather than waste my time with this gang of LOSERS. Good luck winning a game this year Kubiak. You apparently are as big a tool as Casserly. Good luck blowing next years #1 overall pick! This franchise is WORTHLESS!!! :shoot:


I don't think they like you much either with that negative attitude. Sounds like you need a hug brother....
 
1texan4life said:
OK, long time Oilers now Texans fan here.
WTF is going on with this stupid franchise?
If their intentions were to become the laughing stock of the NFL, mission accomplished! Why in the HELL are we 1. giving DD a boat-load of cash when he has bum knees? 2. Drafting the Michael Olowokandi of the NFL in Williams and passing on the next coming of Gale Sayers in Reggie Bush (who by the way would run for 2000 yards in the zone blocking scheme)? and 3. now trading away Morency for Samkon Gado? Are you freaking kidding me?

The Houston Texans are the WORST franchise in the entire NFL. They do not deserve to have a franchise! They should have awarded it to L.A. where no one cares about football. I bet they would know what to do. How many first round busts do you draft before someone removes their head from their ass? This is absolutely ridiculous!!! I am by no means a coach, scout or in marketing. But common sense tells me that if your team stinks, you draft to fill seats in Reliant Stadium. Am I right? Because when 6 games go by and we have still not one a game and Williams still has no sacks, who is gonna come and watch these BOZOS? I'll tell you, NO ONE!!! Nice move retards, I do better managing a Madden franchise than you will ever dream of!

I am officially no longer a Texans fan. I will go root for the Cowboys rather than waste my time with this gang of LOSERS. Good luck winning a game this year Kubiak. You apparently are as big a tool as Casserly. Good luck blowing next years #1 overall pick! This franchise is WORTHLESS!!! :shoot:

:crying: noooo, I'm going to miss you man :BananaWav

I hope you all are happy making fun of this broken texan fan ,I'm :embarrass to be part of this board when posters make fun of other posters mods do your job.
 
Oh yeah, almost forgot!

1texan4life said:
OK, long time Oilers now Texans fan here.
WTF is going on with this stupid franchise?
If their intentions were to become the laughing stock of the NFL, mission accomplished! Why in the HELL are we 1. giving DD a boat-load of cash when he has bum knees? 2. Drafting the Michael Olowokandi of the NFL in Williams and passing on the next coming of Gale Sayers in Reggie Bush (who by the way would run for 2000 yards in the zone blocking scheme)? and 3. now trading away Morency for Samkon Gado? Are you freaking kidding me?

The Houston Texans are the WORST franchise in the entire NFL. They do not deserve to have a franchise! They should have awarded it to L.A. where no one cares about football. I bet they would know what to do. How many first round busts do you draft before someone removes their head from their ass? This is absolutely ridiculous!!! I am by no means a coach, scout or in marketing. But common sense tells me that if your team stinks, you draft to fill seats in Reliant Stadium. Am I right? Because when 6 games go by and we have still not one a game and Williams still has no sacks, who is gonna come and watch these BOZOS? I'll tell you, NO ONE!!! Nice move retards, I do better managing a Madden franchise than you will ever dream of!

I am officially no longer a Texans fan. I will go root for the Cowboys rather than waste my time with this gang of LOSERS. Good luck winning a game this year Kubiak. You apparently are as big a tool as Casserly. Good luck blowing next years #1 overall pick! This franchise is WORTHLESS!!! :shoot:

How could this happen to me
I made my mistakes
Got no where to run
The night goes on
As I'm fading away
I'm sick of this life
I just wanna scream
How could this happen to me
 
BattleRedRaider said:
Oh yeah, almost forgot!



How could this happen to me
I made my mistakes
Got no where to run
The night goes on
As I'm fading away
I'm sick of this life
I just wanna scream
How could this happen to me
YTMND much?
 
1texan4life said:
OK, long time Oilers now Texans fan here.
WTF is going on with this stupid franchise?
If their intentions were to become the laughing stock of the NFL, mission accomplished! Why in the HELL are we 1. giving DD a boat-load of cash when he has bum knees? 2. Drafting the Michael Olowokandi of the NFL in Williams and passing on the next coming of Gale Sayers in Reggie Bush (who by the way would run for 2000 yards in the zone blocking scheme)? and 3. now trading away Morency for Samkon Gado? Are you freaking kidding me?

The Houston Texans are the WORST franchise in the entire NFL. They do not deserve to have a franchise! They should have awarded it to L.A. where no one cares about football. I bet they would know what to do. How many first round busts do you draft before someone removes their head from their ass? This is absolutely ridiculous!!! I am by no means a coach, scout or in marketing. But common sense tells me that if your team stinks, you draft to fill seats in Reliant Stadium. Am I right? Because when 6 games go by and we have still not one a game and Williams still has no sacks, who is gonna come and watch these BOZOS? I'll tell you, NO ONE!!! Nice move retards, I do better managing a Madden franchise than you will ever dream of!

I am officially no longer a Texans fan. I will go root for the Cowboys rather than waste my time with this gang of LOSERS. Good luck winning a game this year Kubiak. You apparently are as big a tool as Casserly. Good luck blowing next years #1 overall pick! This franchise is WORTHLESS!!! :shoot:

OK Officially Gone!!!
 
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