Here's the 16 games this week and who to cheer for, based on weakening the Texans' strength of schedule, or improving the SOS of the 2-10 teams (Jets, Niners, Packers).
Texans over Titans, 1. because we're Texans fans, 2. its the Titans, and 3. because this gains two games on the Jets and Packers in SOS and one game on the Niners
Vikings over Rams, gain two games on Packers
Bears over Steelers, gain two games on Packers
Bucs over Panthers, gain one game on Jets, 49s, Packers. Consolation prize - we gain one on Jets and Pack
Jags over Colts, 1. They're the Colts, 2. gain one game on Jets
Pats over Bills, gain one on Jets
Bengals/Browns, lose one on Jets and Niners no matter what
Niners over Hawks, improves Niners' record, consolation prize - lose one to Jets, gain one on Niners
Giants over Eaglers, gain one on Niners, consolation prize - gain one on Pack
Jets over Raiders, improves Jets record, consolation prize - gain one on Jets
Redskins over Cards, gain one on Niners
Dolphins over Chargers, gain two on Jets, consolation prize - gain one on Jets
Broncos over Ravens, gain one on Jets
Cowboys over Chiefs, gain one on Niners
Pack over Lions, improves Pack record, consolation prize - gain two on Pack
Saints/Falcons, gain one on Jets and Pack regardless of winner
Interestingly enough, most of these are somewhat likely. The ones that are craziest have consolation prizes. Jags over Colts and Cowboys over Chiefs look like the toughest to swing in the Texans' favor.
Texans over Titans, 1. because we're Texans fans, 2. its the Titans, and 3. because this gains two games on the Jets and Packers in SOS and one game on the Niners
Vikings over Rams, gain two games on Packers
Bears over Steelers, gain two games on Packers
Bucs over Panthers, gain one game on Jets, 49s, Packers. Consolation prize - we gain one on Jets and Pack
Jags over Colts, 1. They're the Colts, 2. gain one game on Jets
Pats over Bills, gain one on Jets
Bengals/Browns, lose one on Jets and Niners no matter what
Niners over Hawks, improves Niners' record, consolation prize - lose one to Jets, gain one on Niners
Giants over Eaglers, gain one on Niners, consolation prize - gain one on Pack
Jets over Raiders, improves Jets record, consolation prize - gain one on Jets
Redskins over Cards, gain one on Niners
Dolphins over Chargers, gain two on Jets, consolation prize - gain one on Jets
Broncos over Ravens, gain one on Jets
Cowboys over Chiefs, gain one on Niners
Pack over Lions, improves Pack record, consolation prize - gain two on Pack
Saints/Falcons, gain one on Jets and Pack regardless of winner
Interestingly enough, most of these are somewhat likely. The ones that are craziest have consolation prizes. Jags over Colts and Cowboys over Chiefs look like the toughest to swing in the Texans' favor.