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Houston Texans @ Denver Broncos. 3:25. 9/23. **Official GameDay Thread**

You know, let's just hope that CBS in New York switches to "a more competitive game" since Texans are kicking Manning's ass so badly today...you know, since back when Manning kicked our ass a bazillion to 3 we had to watch the whole ****ing game of it.

I can see it now. "We're taking you to a more competitive game, let's send it to Bakersville California so you can watch a Pee Wee football game between the Bakersville Titans and the San Diego Crabs."

Would be fitting.

I feel for ya man. That sounds absolutely stupid in logic.

I don't know where I'd be without NFL Sunday Ticket here in Toronto, Canada.

But on the bright side, the Texans have the put the entire NFL on notice with this performance.
 
Strange mixes of commercials today. Very few, or none, between some of the early drives, and now one after every syllable of the snap count.
 
I'm surprised my neighbors haven't complained.

My girlfriend is watching the game with me, she is scared of how crazy I am acting right now.
 
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:spit::spit::spit:
 
Hey Peyton!

How does it feel, you miserable little prick?

What's that? I can't hear you, Peyton...speak up. You sound a little dejected. Are you...are you CRYING? You're crying aren't you? Aren't YOU? You need to sit down and let someone else carry the water now, Pey-Pey.

Have fun, Peyton. A new day has dawned, and you're not a part of it.
 
This is where you look for Tamme or Dreessen on 3rd and goal.

Quick pass.

Let's see if I am right.
 
When we get the ball back, we need to run out the clock. Get a score going into the half and score again when we get the ball back in the 2nd half.
 
Good to hold them to a 3 there. That's a win. Now let's stuff it down the throat of the Broncos throat again.
 
Do we get the ball in the 3rd? I wouldn't know since I was watching the 0-2 Saints in overtime.
 
When we get the ball back, we need to run out the clock. Get a score going into the half and score again when we get the ball back in the 2nd half.

Cool. so we get the ball in the 3rd. Niiiiiice.

We need another 7, then another 7 to start the 3rd.
 
Some of us were saying in response to the talk of not being able to get the ball deep, that we were keeping our powder dry.

BANG!!
 
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