Houston Texans @ Baltimore Ravens. Noon. 1/15. **Official Divisional Playoff Thread**

[Bulls on Parade]

Nice bop by Cush.

 

[Brandon420tx]

Holy Sheet, Jacoby went forward

 

[stonewhite]

lols JJ

 

[TheMatrix31]

We need offense. NEED seven. We need a sustained drive. Can't rely on 3-outs all the time.

 

[Bulls on Parade]

That's all you got to do Jacoby.

 

[TexanSam]

Woo. Jacoby for 5 yards.

 

[Ruinondd]

Now march down the bloody field O. D is killing now you need to do your part.

 

[mattieuk]

WOW! Jacoby busts out a HUGE return.

Positive yardage - no fumble. I think I've died and gone to heaven!

 

[NastyNate]

Hold on the screen. But w.e. its fourth

they're not calling much today. Casey got away with a huge hold on that Arian 28 yard tiptoe on the sideline.

 

[EllisUnit]

Woo. Jacoby for 5 yards.

atleast it wasnt -5 yards.

 

[ts4texans]

Why, do you have some muddy floormats that need replacing?

If you added a Jacoby Jones jersey your car would only steer sideways and would slip a gear after the first 5 yards of forward motion.

I've always been a big matt turk fan not gonna lie lol. everytime i would play madden and i had to punt i'd be like "its turk time" and all my friends would just laugh and it just kinda stuck on me. now every time we punt i find myself yelling "turk time" and i always told my friends i was going to get a jersey. lol.

 

[gafftop]

I get pissed at Kubiak every time I have to watch him Jacoby return a punt.

 

[OzzO]

Credit where it's due. Jacoby ran forward for 6 yards, 0 side to side yards.

 

[GP]

Goodness. Watt just throws mf'ers aside until he finds the poor sob with the football.

That is signature line-worthy right there.

 

[ObsiWan]

WOW! Jacoby busts out a HUGE return.

Positive yardage - no fumble. I think I've died and gone to heaven!

 

[4Texans]

I can't breathe, my heart stops, I can't watch any more when Jacoby is fielding punts............

 

[TexanExile]

I am now turning away from our punt returns. I seriously cannot watch him wait for the ball. It makes me say things I shouldn't say out loud. As Deion Sanders said on behalf of the guy Foster faked out last week, "don't do me like that. I got kids."

 

[Brandon420tx]

This just in, Ray Lewis is still good

 

[stonewhite]

Lets get a 4 pointer to tie this thing up!!!

 

[SmoochyTX]

Great heads up by TJ to Andre!

 

[Lady.Gaga.3000]

Tj beast mode

 

[playa465]

Vickers ur supposed to block Ray Lewis

 

[Bulls on Parade]

Andre baby! Nice pitch and catch.

 

[Ruinondd]

Bleeping CLUTCH TJ!

 

[4Texans]

First down catch for AJ.

 

[mattieuk]

TJ Yates. Love that play. Thought it was going to be a throw away for sure.

 

[OzzO]

whooooo what a shuffle by TJ and laser to AJ

 

[TexanExile]

Yates just owned ngata!

 

[ObsiWan]

Andre baby! Nice pitch and catch.

Good escape by TJ to make the throw too!!

 

[DiscoTuna]

TJ IS TAKinNG OVER

 

[Bulls on Parade]

Sweet grab Walter.

 

[Ruinondd]

Walter! This is EXACTLY what we need!

 

[OzzO]

K Dub sighting!

 

[SmoochyTX]

Damn TJ is on fire!!!

 

[stonewhite]

Lets GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

[BullBlitz]

Jacoby is improving.

1. He is now actually catching the ball, and
2. He is running forward instead of backward.

By the 4th quarter, he will be due for a big return.

 

[Brandon420tx]

Holy Defecation! Yates slinging the ball around

 

[Nickass]

TJ with some big throws now!

 

[4Texans]

Nice catch Walter! TJ is gettin' in the groove....

 

[Showtime100]

Wow. Our boy TJ is getting better before our eyes.

 

[TheMatrix31]

Gorgeous throw, TJ.

 

[mattieuk]

*Knock on wood*

ITS TJ TIME!

Nah...seriously, now we're in good position, keep handing it off to AF.

 

[TheMatrix31]

Damn. Foster had the entire left side open

 

[DiscoTuna]

TJ is amazing, shame on everyone for doubting him earlier in this game..

What does everyone has to do to prove their worth to such a fickle fanbase?

Some group of people that turn on Slaton after one game of his second season SMH

 

[Ruinondd]

Big third down here. We need a td.

 

[ObsiWan]

Jacoby is improving.

1. He is now actually catching the ball, and
2. He is running forward instead of backward.

By the 4th quarter, he will be due for a big return.

Let's not go crazy now

 

[Showtime100]

I hated that formation. Not even a HINT of a run there.

 

[Bulls on Parade]

Ah, come on.

 

[TexanSam]

Damn. Was hoping Kubiak would call a time out there. Would have been a huge first down.

 

[TexanExile]

I don't like that formation at all.