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Gameday Thread: Texans @ Jags

Kubiak walking around with his arms folded is the same as Dom Capers standing there with his mouth open... completely clueless...
 
I'm beginning to think that other HCs playing against us sees us a a Madden challenge, against us even the most insane plays... work...
 
Here's a little song I wrote,
You might want to sing it note for note...

So don't worry, be happy

In your life, expect some trouble
but when you worry you make it double....

So don't worry, be happy
 
Our coaches seem to be in a ****ing fog. Jack Pardee didn't look this clueless. I was ****ing yelling at the TV to call a timeout. there was plenty of time to do so. RIDICULOUS!!
 
My keys to the game

Run some no huddle and change up hte snap count to keep the D off balance.

Get TE involved early over the middle.

Run some pass plays that get rid of the ball quick. - Quick slant!
 
Wow. I love it. They finally show a Texan game out here and the first thing I see when I turn it on is a fake punt taken in for a TD.

:mcnugget:

Awesome.

My yard is already calling to me to be cut.
 
I just watched NFL Europe games in germany... but they played a better football than the texans on this ****in 4th down...
 
Excellent tackling by our guys on that Montel Owens TD.

"Hey, I got an idea, let's lightly push them, maybe that will cause enough force to push him onto the ground! I'd prefer not to use too much energy so I'll jog as I try to catch up to him as well. Fullproof."
 
The problem is that we don't have enough variety in our O to do stretch plays to keep the defense honest. We end up having to stick to quick plays because we can't do a 7 step drop to throw it deep
 
AnthonyE said:
Who's number 34? He just bumped into him like an *****. :/
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That would be Barber. And Bennet blew a tackle on the play too. I kept waiting for a replay showing Kubiak trying to call a T.O. and the refs not see him in time.....:sigh:....no such luck.

*edit Actually, the other missed tackle was not Bennet, I thought it was until I saw the replay.....AGAIN.
 
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I started a Kubiak Gameday Mistake Thread.

We need to start documenting these things as they happen.
 
Txn_in_NC said:
Wow. I love it. They finally show a Texan game out here and the first thing I see when I turn it on is a fake punt taken in for a TD.

:mcnugget:

Awesome.

My yard is already calling to me to be cut.
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Not to be picky...but at what point did they fake it. Everyone exept our sideline knew it wasn't a punt.
 
i wonder when bob mcnair will realize that the true texans fans are getting tired of losing i said this two years ago.. mcnair is the problem too
 
Sorry, but I' BLEAPIN' tierd of seeing Schaub grinding his teeth on the sideline, that's a HORRIBLE signal to send to anyone :I

If you're not in agony, dont look it!
 
That's 2 consecutive 3rd downs where the pass pattern wasn't run past the 1st down marker.

This is beginning to feel like 2005.
 
I already feel like I am on punishment since we havent had a home game but now since we play like crap week after week its even worse. Hey Kubiak kick the ball away from that dude.
 
AnthonyE said:
Excellent tackling by our guys on that Montel Owens TD.

"Hey, I got an idea, let's lightly push them, maybe that will cause enough force to push him onto the ground! I'd prefer not to use too much energy so I'll jog as I try to catch up to him as well. Fullproof."
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yeah that'll work....such intensity
 
I would be very happy if they actually called blocks in the back against Jacksonville on the punts . I saw 2 there that they didn't call.
 
GP said:
I started a Kubiak Gameday Mistake Thread.

We need to start documenting these things as they happen.
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Then we'll need a thread for Cowher's third year mistakes to show that "Kubes" is just fine.
 
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