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Dread-Head

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Hey people. I think most of us are united in our contempt for Frank Bush and what he's done to the defense of a football team to whom we're loyal. Let's have some fun with this chump and finish this sentence. My take?


Frank Bush should...BE HORSE-WHIPPED, tarred and feathered and run out of town.


Your turn...be creative.
 
I thank Mr. McNair and Gary Kubiak for giving me my shot. I am immediately terminating my employment with the Houston Texans.
 
Blitz all day.

Just going back into coverage doesn't work and we're giving up points left and right. My opinion is go man-to-man with the best tackling safety 30 yards deep. Go for broke, what do you have to lose?
 
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.....try something different than what he keeps trying. I mean, it's bad. Does it have to be bad for another 7 games to make a change?

Can it at least be a different flavor of bad?
 
do this...

Frank Bush: Why did it all turn out like this for me? I had so much promise. I was personable, I was bright. Oh, maybe not academically speaking, but ... I was perceptive. I always know when someone's uncomfortable at a party. It became very clear to me sitting out there today, that every decision I've ever made, in my entire life, has been wrong. My life is the opposite of everything I want it to be. Every instinct I have, in every of life, be it something to wear, something to eat ... It's all been wrong....Yes, I will do the opposite. I used to sit here and do nothing, and regret it for the rest of the day, so now I will do the opposite, and I will do something!

http://www.seinfeldscripts.com/TheOpposite.htm
 
Kaiser Toro said:
do this...

Frank Bush: Why did it all turn out like this for me? I had so much promise. I was personable, I was bright. Oh, maybe not academically speaking, but ... I was perceptive. I always know when someone's uncomfortable at a party. It became very clear to me sitting out there today, that every decision I've ever made, in my entire life, has been wrong. My life is the opposite of everything I want it to be. Every instinct I have, in every of life, be it something to wear, something to eat ... It's all been wrong....Yes, I will do the opposite. I used to sit here and do nothing, and regret it for the rest of the day, so now I will do the opposite, and I will do something!

http://www.seinfeldscripts.com/TheOpposite.htm
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LOL. Frank Bush should work for Vandelay Industries.
 
Dread-Head said:
Frank Bush should...
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Roll down Kirby in a convertible benz sporting a grill, Giant Dollar sign Gold knecklace (Flava-Flav style), 3 Karat Diamond studs, a white fur coat with a white fedora.

License plate should read..... DNT-H8
 
thunderkyss said:
Roll down Kirby in a convertible benz sporting a grill, Giant Dollar sign Gold knecklace (Flava-Flav style), 3 Karat Diamond studs, a white fur coat with a white fedora.

License plate should read..... DNT-H8
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That Benz better be drippin candy paint. This is H-Town.
 
Frank Bush (and his Legion) should............ Catch a flying turd and put it in his pocket. Save it for a Titans game. (Sung to the tune of Catch a falling star and put it in your pocket. Save it for a rainy day)

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take an online course on Defensive Coaching.....

read Defensive Coordinating for Dummies......

submit his whistle to the NFL HOF for display after his Defense goes down as the worst in history.......

let Madden 11 determine his Defensive Play Calling..............

radomly pick a Defesnive play from a hat and call it in to the MLB.......

go into hiding in Durkadurkastan.......
 
Big Lou said:
take an online course on Defensive Coaching.....

read Defensive Coordinating for Dummies......

submit his whistle to the NFL HOF for display after his Defense goes down as the worst in history.......

let Madden 11 determine his Defensive Play Calling..............

radomly pick a Defesnive play from a hat and call it in to the MLB.......

go into hiding in Durkadurkastan.......
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As obscure as his apparent coaching forte.
 
Frank Bush should.... Play sick this sunday!
Frank Bush should.... Get laid.
Frank Bush should.... Slap Gary Kubiak.
Frank Bush should.... Be praying.
Frank Bush should.... Get waisted.
Frank Bush should.... Do a :facepalm:
Frank Bush should.... Slap his self.
Frank Bush should.... Be fired.

Championship!
 
Frank bush should FIRE HIMSELF WE ARE GOING DOWN has one of the worst D in the past 50 years or something !!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
......consider a career change
......buy the book defense for dummies
......change his first name from Frank to Queff
......be fired
 
Start by sucking off Jacques Reeves ...... Sorry ... I need the soap in my mouth, so freaking pissed
 
... go pick up his pay check, report like normal on Monday, and thank God of his good fortune in life.
 
.... give the Texans back the money he has been paid (not earned) and go coach Pop Warner ball with Wade Phillips.
 
Come forward and admit what ever it is that Eugene Wilson is blackmailing him with to still be on the team.
 
......while trying to make a onfield correction against the tits, he should run out in the middle of the field like the crazy guy at meadowlands stadium and do some jail time....
 
Put on blinders and just look straight ahead toward the end of the season, because that will be the finish line for him in Houston.
 
Well, if the guy is fair-minded many of us have some neg coming.

Insane. Could have been FB incognito. Wouldn't doubt it, what else would he be doing with his day?
 
Continue doing "a heck of a job" to help Kubiak win a few games. This way it'll end the season on a "positive note" and ensure they'll all be keeping their jobs. We fans will just take it up our collectives asses and be forced to think there's hope for the following season.
 
Ole Miss Texan said:
I'm pretty sure I've never negative repped anyone, at least intentionally. But I would NEVER think of neg repping you... only because your avatar scares the sh*t out of me.
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BAH! I'm in a good place with the guy who did it. No biggie. I want a pic of Bill with the Predator Mask on...
 
Dread-Head said:
Hey people. I think most of us are united in our contempt for Frank Bush and what he's done to the defense of a football team to whom we're loyal. Let's have some fun with this chump and finish this sentence. My take?


Frank Bush should...BE HORSE-WHIPPED, tarred and feathered and run out of town.


Your turn...be creative.
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Frank Bush should be water boarded, then slow sliced. That'll teach him to only rush 4!
 
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