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I know this is in the wrong forum, but wanted to make sure mussop saw it. Hope this makes you feel a little better.
Herzlich get drafted by the UFL. 51st of 52 picks.
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Thanks docbar I seen it when it happened. I have been following his story. But I appreciate you posting it for me.
Mike, you know whats really sad? (Besides youre weak attempt to provoke me) Herzlich will probably make an NFL roster and have a better career than Cheeta whatever his name is.
Mussop. Let me be clear. I'm not trying to provoke you. I'm having fun at your expense. Know that your reaction did bring a smile to my face.
Mike
Mussop. Let me be clear. I'm not trying to provoke you. I'm having fun at your expense. Know that your reaction did bring a smile to my face.
Mike
It feels so much nicer when you put it that way.
I'm going to remember the phrasing so I can use that with my wife and my mother-in-law.
You know... its kind of like dealing with a w.... nevermind. That would be rude.
Mike
I'll be you're huckleberry anytime mike.
Dam I must be good. I have my very own stalker. Mike looking forward to reading that o---never mind that would be rude.
Nuh-uh, mine is bigger!
I think using latin in a football forum is grounds for banning and a galactic wedgie. If it's not, it should be.I think I hate him... No, I'm sure of it... I hate him...
In humor veritas...
Mike
Actually, its not really a stalker.
It reminds me of arguing with my younger brother.
He was terribly out matched, never new when to give up and usually wound up getting hurt.
Isn't there an anger management group you should be attending?
Mike
Man, this offseason sucks.
I think using latin in a football forum is grounds for banning and a galactic wedgie. If it's not, it should be.
Mussop got a little carried away on a subject he's obviously passionate about. We all do that from time to time. Most of us do it over subjects much less deserving than Mussop's, imo.
I'm glad the Texans didn't draft the guy, I'm glad he did get kinda drafted and I hope he seriously considers the rest of his life. The short "career" of football isn't worth never seeing your kids grow up or spoiling the sh*t out of your grandkids. Proper perspectives and priorities are a b*tch when you're in your 20's.
I think using latin in a football forum is grounds for banning and a galactic wedgie. If it's not, it should be.
Mussop got a little carried away on a subject he's obviously passionate about. We all do that from time to time. Most of us do it over subjects much less deserving than Mussop's, imo.
I'm glad the Texans didn't draft the guy, I'm glad he did get kinda drafted and I hope he seriously considers the rest of his life. The short "career" of football isn't worth never seeing your kids grow up or spoiling the sh*t out of your grandkids. Proper perspectives and priorities are a b*tch when you're in your 20's.
Texanmike said:Actually, its not really a stalker. It reminds me of arguing with my younger brother. He was terribly out matched, never new when to give up and usually wound up getting hurt.
Isn't there an anger management group you should be attending?
Dude, I had no idea you have down syndrome... I'll leave you alone. I sensed from the banter that it wasn't a level playing field. But I really didn't know you had down syndrome.You're right, a nat would be a better comparison.
Arguing? Let's call it a verbal octagon. Although I have to admit that kind of puts into perspective the matchup here. You ( erkle) me Cane valasquez .
It must of been tough growing up with a little brother with down syndrome.
Me angry? If you want to see what angry looks like take a gander in the mirror. I know it is boiling over in you that you aren't capable of competing with me on any level.
Soon you will have the same feelings running through you as Osama did when the navy seals kicked down his door.
But don't worry I'll actually really mean it when I say "do you surrender?".
Last chance to prove you are smart enough to walk away from a battle you can't win. Oh and mike, tag your it.
Mussop. Let me be clear. I'm not trying to provoke you. I'm having fun at your expense.
I'm not trying to provoke you. I'm having fun at your expense.
I'm not trying to provoke you.
Dude, I had no idea you have down syndrome... I'll leave you alone. I sensed from the banter that it wasn't a level playing field. But I really didn't know you had down syndrome.
didn't anyone PM me and tell me? I feel like an asshole now.
I really would love to engage the banter... but I should try to make up for picking on you man.
Go put "Clifford, the Big Red Dog" on your wish list on Amazon and I'll buy it for you. In fact, you can use any "Dr. Seuss" book you want too. Will that make your day better?
actually really proud that you are able to interact with this. Highly functional man...
a minute there I just thought you were immature and had problems interacting with people smarter than you... now I know the truth.
I see you've set aside some time to publicly humiliate yourself. Good, lets get started!!!
It's hard to believe you beat 1 million other sperm.
You left out Look like and smell like.
Save your breath, you'll need it later to blow up your date!
It's like the wheels turning but the hamsters dead.
What you are lacking in intelligence, you more than makes up for in stupidity.
Any similarity between you and a smart person is purely coincidental! Sometimes do you sit and wonder what life would of been like if you had received enough oxygen at birth? The truth is the only time you have ever interacted with someone that wasnt smarter than you was that kid that sat at the back of youre little school bus. Remember him? He was the kid that either had his hand down his pants or was sniffing it. Hey dont feel bad at least you were able to experience being superior to someone once.
Lawd, lawd... what will it be like if we don't have a season?
Don't get your feathers all ruffled. Seriously. Its like you were thumbing through some kind of comebacks for dummies book and randomly copying things down. But I can see you're angry now. You're really going for the "personal insults".
You were entertaining. You're not anymore. Have fun and stay out of trouble kid.
Mike
I need Texan Bill to post the "Aww geez, not this ____ again!" photo.
I win!!! And you keep working on that personality someday you may even be able to speak in public without looking like that silly little kid that used to ride in the back of youre school bus. And dont thank me for putting you in your place, it was my pleasure. I hope you learned something JR.
Son, one day you'll understand why I walked away. It was just the right thing to do. You bore me and your humor is one step above momma jokes, so it became pointless. You are still the kid that threw a fit because the league isn't the make a wish foundation and screamed like a banchee when someone explained the facts to you. You can't educate people like that.
I didn't walk away because you won, I walked away because you are a lost cause.
Mike
Dude, you've watched that movie waaaaay too many times. Mussop,too cuz he caught it and wants to huckle your berries.You're usually right. Latin in a football room would warrant banning. Unless it is a play from Doc Holliday (you should appreciate a Doc reference) from Tombstone.
You can NEVER pull a man card for a Tombstone reference.
Mike
too cuz he caught it and wants to huckle your berries.
Yeah. Once I realized that I decided to walk away.
Mike
Over/under on the amount of times one of these guys says "Im done, time to walk away" and then comes back for another go?
Yeah. Once I realized that I decided to walk away.
Mike
Son, one day you'll understand why I walked away. It was just the right thing to do. You bore me and your humor is one step above momma jokes, so it became pointless. You are still the kid that threw a fit because the league isn't the make a wish foundation and screamed like a banchee when someone explained the facts to you. You can't educate people like that.
I didn't walk away because you won, I walked away because you are a lost cause.
Mike
I'm with Team Texanmike.
Sorry mussop, I just can't support someone who says the Texans were classless for not taking a charity case but yet you turn around and act classless toward other Texans for it.
I'll support my fellow fans long before I'll turn jackal on them for not supporting my opinion on a guy who has a rod in his leg, a form of cancer that made him a draft risk, and who ended up getting drafted in the UFL and will likely get a shot as an UDFA with the NFL too.
Your position in this debate is as At Risk as the guy you want everyone to adopt.