Festivus for the rest of us

[Toro Bravo]

Let us celebrate Texans Festivus:
Texans Festivus: Airing of Grievances, Feats of Strength, and Miracles from 2021 (yahoo.com)

 

[Lucky]

I air grievances 365/year. My feats of strength are keeping my pre-game meals down while watching the games.

 

[KA4Texan]

My grievances?

I'm a Texans fan...let that speak for itself.

IF I were to type out every one with specifics I would need a massage when done.

Texans and massages aren't a recipe for success.

 

[KA4Texan]

Aww I got a thumbs down from a penguin.

I thought this was the season for polar bears and penguins to be at peace and drink a coke.

Guess CGI lies to us after all.

Or its just peace on earth for penguins and polar bears.

 

[powda]

Aww I got a thumbs down from a penguin.

I thought this was the season for polar bears and penguins to be at peace and drink a coke.

Guess CGI lies to us after all.

Or its just peace on earth for penguins and polar bears.

Penguin does it to us all. Just go to his profile and dislike all his previous posts...

Last years Festivus miracle was ob getting fired. I'm grateful.

 

[Speedy]

My grievances?

I'm a Texans fan...let that speak for itself.

IF I were to type out every one with specifics I would need a massage when done.

Texans and massages aren't a recipe for success.

But the Patriots get massages and win Super Bowls. We can't even Patriots South that right.

 

[KA4Texan]

Penguin does it to us all. Just go to his profile and dislike all his previous posts...

Last years Festivus miracle was ob getting fired. I'm grateful.

Nah, someone is clearly unhappy.

I don't know who would hurt a penguin so blatant and deeply.. but PETA needs to know about this!

 

[powda]

Nah, someone is clearly unhappy.

I don't know who would hurt a penguin so blatant and deeply.. but PETA needs to know about this!

If you follow penguin at all you'll see on the rare occasion he does log in, he dislikes all posts. He's not a helpless artic bird. He's a message board predator lol.

 

[Speedy]

Nah, someone is clearly unhappy.

I don't know who would hurt a penguin so blatant and deeply.. but PETA needs to know about this!

I'd imagine a penguin in Texas would be pretty riled up with as hot as it is. 83 Christmas Day?? Penguins no likey.

 

[Thorn]

 

[Carr Bombed]

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posted right at 420..

 

[KA4Texan]

posted right at 420..

Probably couldn't hold it in any longer.

After all, penguin rage is a serious matter.

 

[Thorn]

Probably couldn't hold it in any longer.

After all, peguin rage is a serious matter.

You misspelled penguin.

 

[KA4Texan]

You misspelled penguin.

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I dislike my post too.

But if I dont babble here I babble in person and I find myself annoying but medication makes me dull.

 

[Texansballer74]

One of these days we will see brighter ones. When I have no earthly clue, but they are coming.

 

[KA4Texan]

One of these days we will see brighter ones. When I have no earthly clue, but they are coming.
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Posters or days?

 

[Texazan]

haha, my brain goes right to this when I see or hear the word Festivus, RIP Jerry Stiller/Frank Konstanza.

 

[CWTexansFan]

If you follow penguin at all you'll see on the rare occasion he does log in, he dislikes all posts. He's not a helpless artic bird. He's a message board predator lol.

It's Cal's burner account.

All praise be Tommy boy Cuck
Waiting for penguin Cal to like this.

 

[mancunian]

I air grievances 365/year. My feats of strength are keeping my pre-game meals down while watching the games.

meals plural