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Embarassing Pics Of Donkay
- Thread starter Lauren
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Texan_Bill
Hall of Fame
I could lock the thread at 99 pages....
That would be so wrong. That would be worse than the hand shake gag at the last game.
Brandon420tx
Flounder
We might get through a whole page without a single picture.
ledzeppelin229
Hall of Fame
I could lock the thread at 99 pages....
If you lock the thread, then I go and meet everyone at the tailgate (which I've been meaning to do for a couple years) and we put up giant posters for the entire parking lot to witness.
Better yet, anyone up for renting some billboard space along 45? I'm sure with a combined effort we could come up with the funds.
bigfan77801
Plebian
If you lock the thread, then I go and meet everyone at the tailgate (which I've been meaning to do for a couple years) and we put up giant posters for the entire parking lot to witness.
Better yet, anyone up for renting some billboard space along 45? I'm sure with a combined effort we could come up with the funds.
So very very wrong.
Brandon420tx
Flounder
but yet so very very right.
ledzeppelin229
Hall of Fame
For the record, DiapHer is responsible for the actual gruesome image. All I did was put it on a billboard.
bigfan77801
Plebian
I'd break it down about 51%-49%.
ledzeppelin229
Hall of Fame
As long as the 51% is for DiapHer. I don't want to be remembered as the person that first conceived that detestable sight.
Actually, I guess we should blame Dante and the fat chick. Don't blame the messengers.
Does..."chick"...actually qualify for a mammal of such proportions?
Actually, I guess we should blame Dante and the fat chick. Don't blame the messengers.
Does..."chick"...actually qualify for a mammal of such proportions?
bigfan77801
Plebian
That's the person who gets the 51% blame.
I just like the robot
I just like the robot
Brandon420tx
Flounder
Next page!?
Yes!
Yes!
GlassHalfFull
Hall of Fame
There are some YouTube videos that can give you a quick overview. Speaking of which, isn't it about time for another video?
Texan_Bill
Hall of Fame
"....Sip the teajuna ...I wanna roam
Find the old town chillin' fools then come back home
Start an escort service, for all the right reasons
And set up shop at the top of four seasons
And I'm headin' out west sucker...because I wanna be a
Cowgurl baby
With the top let back and the sunshine shining
Cowgurl baby
West coast chillin? with the Boone's Wine
I wanna be a Cowboy baby
Ridin' at night 'cause I sleep all day
Cowgurl baby
I can smell a pig from a mile away"
Joe Texan
Inducted 04
Boy, she don't need you and she don't need me
She can do just fine on her own two feet
But she wants a man who wants her to be herself
And she'll never change, don't know how to hide
Her stubborn will or her fightin' side
But you treat her right and she'll love you like no on else
DiapHer
GO BIG RED!!!
Texan_Bill
Hall of Fame
Dante 'LOVES' the color Purple....
No, it would be so right.
Texan_Bill
Hall of Fame
Texan_Bill
Hall of Fame
He really did work on that tan during the Honeymoon....
Lauren wouldn't let you get away with shutting down her creation....
I am the boss in that relationship, thank you very much.
Texan_Bill
Hall of Fame
Lauren's out of town - huh??
GlassHalfFull
Hall of Fame
Lauren
Nom Nom Nom
GlassHalfFull
Hall of Fame
Specnatz
Hall of Fame
Reminds me of the Mansong.
I don't crap from anyone else but you
I wear the pants around hear when I finsih with your laundry
cause I am a guy you don't wanna fight, when I say jump you say yeah right
I am the man of the house until you get home
(chorus) Hes the man; hes the man (chorus)
What I say goes around here ... right out the window
I don't want to hear a lot of whinning so I will shut up
as soon as you learn who is boss around here,
the sooner you can give me my orders dear
cause I am head hancho around here but it is all in my head
(chorus) Hes the man; hes the man (chorus)
I can have sex anytime you want,
cause I am a man of needs but they are not that important
don't expect any flowers from me
because if I am not mistaken you prefer jewlery
I am the king of my castle when you not around
(chorus) Hes the man; hes the man (chorus)
I'll take to watching sports when ever I want to get in trouble
I will come home when I am good and ready to sleep on the couch
cause a man got to do what a mans go to do
and I am going to do what you tell me to do cause i am top dog around here;
but I have been nuetered
(chorus) Hes the man; hes the man (chorus)
You the man.
Lauren
Nom Nom Nom
GlassHalfFull
Hall of Fame
No. He's never been the boss.
Poor thing.
Sometimes it is good to let them think they are or at least pretend to think they are. 22 years of experience speaking.
Not that my husband has ever been under any illusions.
Texan_Bill
Hall of Fame
Women, women, women....... I have always worn the pants in my relationships...........
Of course they have always told me what pants to where and when...
Of course they have always told me what pants to where and when...
brakos82
Yaters Gonna Yate.
And how to wear them...Women, women, women....... I have always worn the pants in my relationships...........
Of course they have always told me what pants to where and when...
Tedc
Hardheaded
You must not have made a family.
Tedc
Hardheaded
Must be hard to swim, shower, and sh/t.
Seems like a woman is always making me take my pants off. I don't mind that much, anymore.