Texan_Lee
Lost for now...
Hummm....I did the head and TD did the hand!!
Ok, that didn't sound right
Sounds like more detail is needed...
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Sounds like more detail is needed...
Texan_Lee
Lost for now...
Oh heck, I think there are enough creative people out there to continue the thread a bit longer...
This was a combined effort by myself and TD getting Dante' ready to present the next "Dante' Awards"!!!
That has to be one of my favorite.
DiapHer
GO BIG RED!!!
powerfuldragon
Enchilada Aficionado.
i can't believe this thread is still alive.
Hey, guess what...this makes two of us.
Marcie!!
Sandy, we know she's going to get hers when she comes down.
Yankee_In_TX
Dance Lindsay!
Poor Dean. But well deserved. At one point:
Dean - "hey, who's your friend, what's her name"
me - "Dean, there's a scoring drive going on"
Dean - "tell her to come over here"
me - "DEAN!!!!"
It was futile to try to distract him with a football game.
Dean - "hey, who's your friend, what's her name"
me - "Dean, there's a scoring drive going on"
Dean - "tell her to come over here"
me - "DEAN!!!!"
It was futile to try to distract him with a football game.
Headline news once AGAIN!!!!
Yes, I am a lesbian.
Side note- That is by far the hottest reporter I have ever seen. My god.
Studdard64
Practice Squad
I know it's only my second post, but I had to get in the mix.
Sorry for the link, I couldn't figure out how to get the pic to show.
ledzeppelin229
Hall of Fame
No kidding..
I think it helps that its contrasted so much by the picture on the right....
Lauren
Nom Nom Nom
LOL!
I know it's only my second post, but I had to get in the mix.
Sorry for the link, I couldn't figure out how to get the pic to show.
powerfuldragon
Enchilada Aficionado.
[SIZE=-1]French newscaster Melissa Theuriau
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Texan_Bill
Hall of Fame
Cabbage beat me to the punch.... 
Specnatz
Hall of Fame
[SIZE=-1]French newscaster Melissa Theuriau
[/SIZE]
Damn I am in Lust for the second time this week. First my waitress at 3rd Base and now her; DAMN HOT!!
powerfuldragon
Enchilada Aficionado.
this thread has a main subject?
Texan_Bill
Hall of Fame
Just to bring it full circle.......... again.
Just to bring it full circle.......... again.
Yankee_In_TX
Dance Lindsay!
If those were from the engagement, we expect even better (worse?) pictures from the wedding!
Specnatz
Hall of Fame
LMAO leave it to Bill to bring it full circle.
TD
Super Bowl Mascot
I know it's only my second post, but I had to get in the mix.
Sorry for the link, I couldn't figure out how to get the pic to show.
Good stuff. Next time just copy and paste the IMG code in PhotoBucket.
And just because.....well....damn! Just because.
Texan_Bill
Hall of Fame
This looks like that Chief's fan Dzkillz made that youtube of!!!
Nice.....
Good stuff. Next time just copy and paste the IMG code in PhotoBucket.
I had NO idea....
And I agree with TD.... Just because:
Tedc
Hardheaded
GlassHalfFull
Hall of Fame
[SIZE=-1]French newscaster Melissa Theuriau
[/SIZE]
Would someone with photoshop please ruin this for the guys and put Dante's face over her's? Please!!!
Specnatz
Hall of Fame
If there is a God you will not do that.
GlassHalfFull
Hall of Fame
there is a god and she would agree this is the right thing to do!
powerfuldragon
Enchilada Aficionado.
awful suggestion.
Specnatz
Hall of Fame
Well if God is a she then she is made in God image and should not be disfigured.
Wanna get banned? J/K
She's hot, french (which is perfect because we coudn't understand each other, thus less talking).
Tedc
Hardheaded
Plus, she is French, which means she would probably not put up much fight and surrender.
Yankee_In_TX
Dance Lindsay!
It would be a toss up if Dante's head had that body... Maybe put a bag over her head...
TD
Super Bowl Mascot
Hey...is that you proposing in the pictures over on texansbullpen.com?
Anyway...I found a new partner for your girl.
nfl-brit
Groovy, baby!
nfl-brit
Groovy, baby!
As I have already stated in a previous post, Dante's head, regardless of the bod it's attached to, carries at least a 'Double-bagger' warning. One of those neck cone things they use to stop pets chewing their stitches may also help to avoid any unnecessary eye-contact 'throwing you off your stride'.
As a reluctant expert on the subject of fuggly women, I can only advise that, should you choose to 'go ugly early', you should drink a minimum of 15 pints of Stella and a 1/4 of cheap scotch.
Yankee_In_TX
Dance Lindsay!