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Embarassing Pics Of Donkay

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We are going to make up a big sign and hang it from one of those PVC flagpoles that reads:


DANTE' LIVES HERE!
 
That has definitely crossed the line...time to get the bleach back out. I'm preparing one right now that hopefully will kill this disturbing trend.
 
Ok, I'm up for ridiculing him with photoshopped pictures as much as anyone, but the Spiderman one hurts us all. We need to reassess the balance between what hurts the community, and what just hurts Dante. Anyway, here is one that may not be very interesting, but I felt compelled. And actually he should take it as an honor.

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Another one before I retire for awhile...

They aren't as good as TD or DiapHer or the others, but they are still fun to make.

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Which shoes go better with a birthday suit?

A. Adidas Shell Toes
B. Nikes
C. Wal-Mart slip-on
D. NONE OF THE ABOVE

The only shoes that go with a birthday suit (roller coaster or not) are giant stripper heels.
 
Wow... Dante' has had quite the television credits. Funny thing, when I looked him up on IMDB he didn't turn up... I wanted to see if he got credit for being in Saturday Night Fever.
 
This one may only be understood by the Adult Swim fans...but it should be amusing regardless.

If you have 10:45 of time to waste watching a "bizarro" cartoon, then you will understand the picture better...Just visualize Dante's head on the character in the clip.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=pSp0Au2THIc

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Bizarro Quinn: You want make him jealous? Get delicious Bizarro revenge, okay? Mmmmmmmm, delicious.
Debbie: Get off of me you disgusting little monster!
Bizarro Quinn: You likey likey likey likey likey? Bizarro. Bizarro. You can do it; you can do it in the air. Do it, do it in the air. (mumbling)
Murphy: That's it, resist his charms.
 
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