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Embarassing Pics Of Donkay
- Thread starter Lauren
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Texan_Bill
Hall of Fame
I'm sure Diapher and TD can think of something...
Yankee_In_TX
Dance Lindsay!
I thought we had a wedding picture? (someone go find it, I'm studying!)
Tedc
Hardheaded
Why does Dante have the bouquet??
Lauren, I love that you are not affraid to wear white!!
Tedc
Hardheaded
Yeah, there was one but it seemed to have that Jacksonville setting in which the couple had not yet heard of a double wide.
Texan_Bill
Hall of Fame
Was that the one where Lauren, errrrrrrrrr 'the bride' was pregnant smoking a cigarette???
Texan_Bill
Hall of Fame
What a 'handsome' couple Rosie and Dante make...
texasguy346
Mod Squad
I wonder if Rosie made him sit down to pee.
Sometimes you gotta pee sitting down. Whats the deal with that?
Specnatz
Hall of Fame
Ask Richard Simmons that question he would be more able to answer you.
Sorry could not resist.
BigWig
Bigimus Wigimus
Why do you know what Richard says? Is he your secret fantasy?
Texan_Bill
Hall of Fame
Spec.... Wig beat me to it.
Listen to Richard Simmons lately?????
Dante can sit if he needs to. Do not agitate the Rosie!
Listen to Richard Simmons lately?????
Dante can sit if he needs to. Do not agitate the Rosie!
powerfuldragon
Enchilada Aficionado.
WHOA...So it comes back to haunt him once again....
Specnatz
Hall of Fame
First of all **** both of yall lmao
Secondly have you ever watch him on the Letterman show? That should give you your answer right there.
Texan_Bill
Hall of Fame
^^^^^^Freakin' hilarious^^^^^^
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Ummmm, NO!!
When Letterman announces who will be on the show, if I hear Richard Simmons' name mentioned, I go to SportsCenter for updates...
Specnatz
Hall of Fame
Texan_Bill
Hall of Fame
The in laws must really love his hat.
LMAO.. I didn't snap that it was the thong..
Yankee_In_TX
Dance Lindsay!
The in laws must really love his hat.
WTF is going on in that picture?
LMAO @ the Miller ad.
Tedc
Hardheaded
I was wondering the same.
Tedc
Hardheaded
Dante' finally finds the PERFECT swimsuit for their honeymoon on the beach!!!!
Niiiiicccce socks!
Rep!
Texan_Bill
Hall of Fame
Dante' finally finds the PERFECT swimsuit for their honeymoon on the beach!!!!
AWESOME!!!
Lauren, you must be sooooo proud!!!
Specnatz
Hall of Fame
Moments after saying the I do's and seeing Hollywood's photo's..."Lauren's deadly shoes"!!!!
LMAO ................
And everyone is Kung-Fu Fighting.
GlassHalfFull
Hall of Fame
Texan_Bill
Hall of Fame
Now thats funny!!!
powerfuldragon
Enchilada Aficionado.
i bet i can chug faster than you. i've used my ninjitsu imbibing technique to hustle plenty of extra pints.
Texan_Bill
Hall of Fame
So... Lauren and Dante, are you bringing the Wedding Album to the next tailgate that y'all come to?!? I'm sure whats posted hear is just a 'teaser'!!
Lauren
Nom Nom Nom
Uh, luckily we will have one. Our original photographers didn't show up and one of the groomsmen (he owns Barstool magazine) found new ones at the last minute for us. They have done photo shoots for him and did him, and us, a favor.
Ryan and Lindsay can vouch...the wedding started almost 40 minutes late or more because of it.
Ryan and Lindsay can vouch...the wedding started almost 40 minutes late or more because of it.
Yankee_In_TX
Dance Lindsay!
All I remember is an ugly Orange haze...And anger....And a really cute little flower girl...and a buffet...and an open bar...and cheesy back up dancing (must have been the open bar)...and the ugliest cockroach EVER (I need to post the picture of that puppy!)
Tedc
Hardheaded
Who would invite a cockroach to a wedding?
Yankee_In_TX
Dance Lindsay!
*insert cockroach Dante' picture from earlier*
